I'm saying I'm brazilian and chatting with a claimed korean

[QUOTE=Crudo;17334307]Stranger: hey
You: are you ZOG?
You: they told me ZOG would be here.
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Someone's offended.

I'm chatting with a chinese person now lol.

You: its cold here :(
Stranger: its hot here ....
Stranger: too HOT !!!!!!!
You: oh ya what city ur from lol
Stranger: Chongqing
You: thats a mouthful
You: like my DICK LOL

[QUOTE=Angmar;17334281]omg this one is going amazingly[/QUOTE]

yo bro are you equipped to send the green?

i disconnect at any hint of chinkity

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17334316]yo bro are you equipped to send the green?[/QUOTE]

I will later this afternoon after I run to the bank k babe.

Stranger: hey there
You: ****ing hebes i tell you man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: jew?
You: ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Six Characters in Search of an Author
Stranger: onfusion is one of the most value of a character without author.
You: 666 characters in search of a holocaust
You: invoke the name of sathanas
You: hebe underling
Stranger: **** your mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: allah akkbar!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do u like nickelback
Stranger: Hey I'm a horny guy, 19, wanna cyber?
You: im only 12
You: is that wrong??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Are you Aryan
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: random?
You: abuse me
Stranger: no
You: why not
You: my daddy did it.
You: its ok.
Stranger: i want to improve you
You: improve the **** out of me.
You: improve me in every crevice.
Stranger: i'll improve ur mind
Stranger: ok
Stranger: only ur mind
Stranger: and maybe ur anus
You: what kind of sick thoughts are you going to put in there
You: yeah there we go
You: wreck it
Stranger: no
You: knowledge my ***
Stranger: i want to improve you

Stranger: hey
You: allah akkbar!
Stranger: ok then.
Stranger: i don't believe in God, but you believe what you want.
You: قتل كل اليهود'
Stranger: I am arabian.
You: آمنت بالله عليك جيدا نك
You: ?
Stranger: But I don't speak the language.
Stranger: SO speak in english, please
You: ثم يجب عليك أن تكو ZOG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: do you believe in god?
Stranger: yes why
You: that is good news to my ears.
You: have you accepted jesus as your lord and savior?
Stranger: do u wana talk of other tings
Stranger: ?
You: i wanna talk
You: of your thing.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so...
You: how big is it

Stranger: i like big bang
You: i like ****
You: wanna bang my big ****?
You: big bang
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bang me big.
You: open your mouth then
You: im gonna take a **** there
You: i like that
You: u know
You: brown rich soily ****
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ****?
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: *open*

Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
You: sup brah
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



damn it :(

[QUOTE=Deth;17334308]I'm saying I'm brazilian and chatting with a claimed korean[/QUOTE]

I'm chatting with someone from Brasil
Is that you?
:lol:

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: sup bro
You: nah brah lets go to a lax game
You: u into Dave?
You: O.A.R.?
You: I just got this new polo
You: its pretty chill
You: those new freshmen are pretty ballin rite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hadji whats up
You: I am alpha and omega
You: I am also 1/3 cactus
Stranger: okau
You: touch my painful exterior
You: are you into pokemon
Stranger: nevermind
Stranger: nope
You: why
Stranger: i dunno dawg
You: is it because I am black
You: are you a racist
Stranger: yes
Stranger: y?
You: cuz u smell like strawberries
Stranger: hehe just kidding :)
You: I'm really 15
Stranger: im really 16
You: yeah 16,0000
You: LOLOL!
You: are you into black metal
Stranger: yes
You: do you fight for satanic might
Stranger: alright
Stranger: yep
You: sometimes I just look into my bathroom mirror in the dark and weep to myself
Stranger: nono
You: no means yes in these parts
Stranger: gotta go dawg really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahahahah @ s_moore hotmail.

Stranger: hi im 16 male & horny with msn
You: i'm only 9 is there a problem with that
Stranger: no not really
You: good. i'm so erect right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

man i just blew a whole pedo chat

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
You: 9/f/cali
Stranger: you are slow
Stranger: 9?
You: hehe wuts rong ^_^
Stranger: go to bed baby
Stranger: :)
You: duz that make u horny
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: are you horny
Stranger: ?
You: MayBe Lol
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what are you doing now?
You: sittin here by mself
You: my mom went 2 get grroceries
Stranger: uhm ok
Stranger: give me your msn id
You: y
You: i liek talkin on here
Stranger: but
Stranger: ı dont belive you
Stranger: you arent 9
Stranger: ok
You: yes i am
You: u jerk
Stranger: can ı see you
Stranger: on the webcam?
You: whats that?
You: y do u want 2 see me
You: ewww :(
Stranger: if you open cam to me.
Stranger: this time
Stranger: ı belive you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: dont worry
You: my tummy hurts
You: down there...
Stranger: dont worry only ı want to see you
You: r u a bad man
Stranger: then you closed the cam.
Stranger: no
Stranger: ı am not bad
Stranger: ı am a good man
Stranger: ok
You: ok i trust u
Stranger: ok
You: jus a second ok
Stranger: now give me your msn id.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ı am waiting.
You: my moms home i gotta b carful
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ok
You: Hi this is Tiffany's mom.
You: Who is this?

and then he didn believe me

[quote=crudo;17334357]man i just blew a whole pedo chat

connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
stranger: Asl pls
you: 9/f/cali
stranger: You are slow
stranger: 9?
You: Hehe wuts rong ^_^
stranger: Go to bed baby
stranger: :)
you: Duz that make u horny
stranger: Uhm
stranger: Are you horny
stranger: ?
You: Maybe lol
stranger: :)
stranger: What are you doing now?
You: Sittin here by mself
you: My mom went 2 get grroceries
stranger: Uhm ok
stranger: Give me your msn id
you: Y
you: I liek talkin on here
stranger: But
stranger: ı dont belive you
stranger: You arent 9
stranger: Ok
you: Yes i am
you: U jerk
stranger: Can ı see you
stranger: On the webcam?
You: Whats that?
You: Y do u want 2 see me
you: Ewww :(
stranger: If you open cam to me.
Stranger: This time
stranger: ı belive you
stranger: Ok
stranger: Dont worry
you: My tummy hurts
you: Down there...
Stranger: Dont worry only ı want to see you
you: R u a bad man
stranger: Then you closed the cam.
Stranger: No
stranger: ı am not bad
stranger: ı am a good man
stranger: Ok
you: Ok i trust u
stranger: Ok
you: Jus a second ok
stranger: Now give me your msn id.
Stranger: Ok
stranger: ı am waiting.
You: My moms home i gotta b carful
stranger: :)
stranger: Ok
you: Hi this is tiffany's mom.
You: Who is this?

And then he didn believe me[/quote]

hahahahahahahahaha

i was going to give him steve's msn but im a good guy

lol wtf?

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: im doing a survey for school and i need your input
You: have you ever ridden a cucumber?
Stranger: no
Stranger: have you?
You: several times. its exhilarating.

fffff i got ff3.5 and adblock wont work with it and now i have to see dimmus ugly as all ****ing hell avatar again

yo dude lets play some starcraft

sup guys.

nm chatting to some dude in Boston University's medical school as a 17 year old girl from Portland

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17334392]yo dude lets play some starcraft[/QUOTE]

im down

[QUOTE=Deth;17334400]nm chatting to some dude in Boston University's medical school as a 17 year old girl from Portland[/QUOTE]
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

I have this guy so convinced. been chatting for like half an hour.

Stranger: hey
You: what up
Stranger: nm u
You: red gatorade, hair extensions
Stranger: i love red gatorade
You: yeah its dope
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 16/m/canada hbu?
You: 13/f/new york
Stranger: and your gettin hair extensions already?
You: ha yeah
Stranger: y?
You: my mom says i grew up too fast
Stranger: what colour?
You: blood red
Stranger: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what a dick, I wasn't even being that weird.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17334402]im down[/QUOTE]

when a couple of my irl friends come on ill hit you up SINCE NO ONE HERE WANTS TO

lol last part of epic conversation with incredibly lonely dude:

Stranger: so are you leaving soon
Stranger: for work
You: yeah soon
You: closing shift sucks
Stranger: what did you decide to wear
You: my turquoise american eagle top and jeans
You: nothing too snazzy
Stranger: sounds cute
You: gotta look the part!
Stranger: do guys come flirt with you
You: yeah comes with the job
You: it gets old
Stranger: i can imagine
You: oh btw
You: I'm a 20 year old male engineering student at Florida State University
You: so ffffuuuuuuuu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:

The one time this gay dude who worked with my one friend was posing as a chick on aim, so I started IM'ing him and sent him pics of myself peeing and he stopped IM'ing my freind lol.

haha

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17334424]when a couple of my irl friends come on ill hit you up SINCE NO ONE HERE WANTS TO[/QUOTE]

I would but the torrent I got for it turned out to be a dud :(