A well crafted sausage is one of the best culinary delights around.

I miss the plethora of amazing sausages I could get in Europe for cheap.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18799923]man i'd link pics of the poon i've landed, but i don't want to be a creep like brent :/[/QUOTE]

thats the past bro. u got no swag left

[QUOTE=Angmar;18799935]A well crafted sausage is one of the best culinary delights around.

I miss the plethora of amazing sausages I could get in Europe for cheap.[/QUOTE]

:lol: omg my mind is totally in the gutter with that post.

[QUOTE]do you realize how little i care?[/QUOTE]

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omg nobody cares shut up

[QUOTE=Haz;18799928]it's mainstream, just watch TV and listen to pop music S&M themes are seen as a commodity now 'cause everybody is doing it. every girl i've ever been friends with has a rape fantasy.

i've never pursued things like shoving a bunch of worms and dirt into a girls vag and superglueing it shut however I can't help but find myself curious how the mind could possibly run through hoops like this in the need to get off



ya it's kinda hard to make an assessment like that when all he has got to go is the blend of fact and fiction i've released to you guys over the years and his mind being burnt out through years of drug use

wanker[/QUOTE]
yeah that shit just seems so out there. like how do you even get to that point? it has to be incremental steps towards more and more deviant shit, but it takes time to make someone a dahmer. seems like it would take time.

yeah sams pretty much a solipsist

[QUOTE=blockhead;18799930]i want to watch a reality show where brent and mappy live together for 6 months[/QUOTE]
jeremy should start a satellite television network

[QUOTE=blockhead;18799930]i want to watch a reality show where brent and mappy live together for 6 months[/QUOTE]

i would lock him out so fucking often :lol:

[QUOTE=adb;18799937]thats the past bro. u got no swag left[/QUOTE]

Brent you using the term "swag" seems very, very wrong.

It's like those white folk who try to emulate black folk speech in an attempt to sound cool but fail hard

[QUOTE=illmitch;18799934]if you dont stick to missionary position youre going to hell[/QUOTE]

well it's a good thing this is all i've really done, apart from being trampled on in high heels lol.

I suppose i'm hellbound in any case cause of all the satanic Heavy Metal I listen to

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18799943]i would lock him out so fucking often :lol:[/QUOTE]

yea cuz i'd troll u so hard and since ur a pacifist it'd be ur only way to get back at me

playin through gears of war 3 again, heil

k I'm back with another delicious sausage

[QUOTE=Haz;18799946]well it's a good thing this is all i've really done, apart from being trampled on in high heels lol.

I suppose i'm hellbound in any case cause of all the satanic Heavy Metal I listen to[/QUOTE]

Subliminal messages gunna mess with your mind.

[QUOTE=kitsch;18799942]yeah sams pretty much a solipsist [/QUOTE]

wow you guys are totally clueless about when i'm joking. talk about blending fact and fiction to make an assessment

[QUOTE=shortz;18799955]Subliminal messages gunna mess with your mind.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG33H8xHngM[/url]

[QUOTE=blockhead;18799956]wow you guys are totally clueless about when i'm joking. talk about blending fact and fiction to make an assessment[/QUOTE]

bro why even pass judgement on someone elses sexual practices when you admit to having less than scrupulous (by a WASP's standard) desires yourself

edit whatever its all good man i dont have a problem with you. its not worth starting an argument. lets just chill and be less concerned with other peoples lives

[QUOTE=Haz;18799957][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG33H8xHngM[/url][/QUOTE]

Not this, but my quote reminds me of the Josie and the Pussycats movie where they put subliminal messages in their songs to increase marketing and for the head label chick to get more friends.

[QUOTE=kitsch;18799959]bro why even pass judgement on someone elses sexual practices when you admit to having less than scrupulous (by a WASP's standard) desires yourself

edit whatever its all good man i dont have a problem with you. its not worth starting an argument. lets just chill and be less concerned with other peoples lives[/QUOTE]

tbh i don't care what he does, i was baiting him

[QUOTE=kitsch;18799959]lets just chill and be less concerned with other peoples lives[/QUOTE]

^^^ this

it's a pet hate of mine on the internet, I only really give it back to those who just whine at length about stupid shit

[QUOTE=shortz;18799960]Not this, but my quote reminds me of the Josie and the Pussycats movie where they put subliminal messages in their songs to increase marketing and for the head label chick to get more friends.[/QUOTE]

the fact that film used product placement as a plot device was a kind of sneaky way to get a bunch of money whilst making it look like a satire

idk whether to admire that or not

yeah sex is pretty cool

lol haz you really believe i'm some super malicious person who goes out of their way to harm other people. would you believe me if i said i skinned children and ate their flesh too? you were talking about how you blend fact and fiction then take the most ridiculous stuff i can possibly come up with at face value. the irony is hilarious

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18799969]yeah sex is pretty cool[/QUOTE]


Agreed.

Girlfriend is on the pill now, life is great.

im making fucking tv dinners

i think i have the worst diet ever

idk what i'll have for tea, trying to avoid pizzas and stuff

just finished the 2nd season of downton abbey

jesus i want to kill myself now

looks like a funny show

its really really good

R&M reality show would be the best thing ever

like the constant juxtaposition of frat boy partying and creepiness would be classic

alex you would be the star tbh

I'll always remember that one vid you posted of you shirtless walking around your friends really fucked up on something. Shit was classic

only remember him smoking a cigarette and his friends trying to get him to say something about youtube

one time we rode down to the gutters and poked homeless people with love

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[QUOTE=adb;18800006]alex you would be the star tbh

I'll always remember that one vid you posted of you shirtless walking around your friends really fucked up on something. Shit was classic[/QUOTE]

ahahaha i forgot about that

i took 16 coricidins and drank like 7 beers with like five shots of whiskey and vodka and was apparently passed out in piss in just gym shorts the whole night

link to vid

i dont have it anymore some one had posted it as a facebook status and it was on some weird video upload site

lol

that was back when my social life was basically hanging out with a bunch of preppy girls and ghetto douches , drinking till i was blackout drunk just to be able to socialize and then getting my ass kicked by everyone there lol

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this rules

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