idk who jaundice is, but yes i am aware the post might not have been serious

doesnt make them any less of a douche though

jaundice makes a career of making fucking ridiculous posts in here

I love alex

and mitch I lu2

u da best goron

[QUOTE=illmitch;18807570]jaundice makes a career of making fucking ridiculous posts in here[/QUOTE]

sounds like a few people

why anyone would take what brent says about girls as anything more than the ravings of a complete lunatic is beyond me

dude is like 24 and hasn't had a meaningful relationship with a girl ever

or guy since he's probably just a closeted homosexual

should be coming bursting out of the closet any year now

Ethan just needs to stop going after girls with having sex as the main goal.

Ethan, why not try and find a girl that you're attracted to and that you like and are compatible with and then have a relationship and then sex will come.

in other words do what I do and you'll be all kinds of happy

[QUOTE=zinc;18807549]not a single guy in highschool wasnt actively trying to fuck girls the entire time

yet somehow you believe the only reason you didnt fuck anyone is that "no one explained to me i was supposed too"

keep dreaming you awkward fucks[/QUOTE]

[I]profound[/I]

i flirted with this cute 30-year-old on the skytrain the other day, i'm a regular dorian gray

damn son, 30? aint that a little old for you?

i'm finding myself increasingly attracted to half-white half-japanese girls, i don't know what it is

[QUOTE=adb;18807435]girls are the biggest joke I've ever seen in my life[/QUOTE]

hahahahaha

translation:

how come girls that im attracted to arent attracted to me???? /cries

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18807637]damn son, 30? aint that a little old for you?[/QUOTE]

haha we got on at the same stop and it was really humid out and she asked me how her bangs looked, and we guessed each others ages and i guessed she was mid-twenties and she thought i was 24 (im 23 in November) and we talked for a bit, and when she got off she shook my hand and said it was nice talking to me and i gently kissed the back of her hand and said the pleasure was all mine and she smiled and laughed


emh used self-confidence, it was super effective

yeah funny little demographic quirk: dudes who tend to have sex with / be in relationships with girls usually arent the ones peddling the whole "GIRLS are fucking DUMB" shtick. Weird

[QUOTE=robertsona;18807644]yeah funny little demographic quirk: dudes who tend to have sex with / be in relationships with girls usually arent the ones peddling the whole "GIRLS are fucking DUMB" shtick. Weird[/QUOTE]

guess they didn't teach that in marketing class

[QUOTE=robertsona;18807644]yeah funny little demographic quirk: dudes who tend to have sex with / be in relationships with girls usually arent the ones peddling the whole "GIRLS are fucking DUMB" shtick. Weird[/QUOTE]

not entirely true bro, being in relationships is what made me hate girls

i hate girls however i love men and also love spending my free time analyzing/dissecting the private lives of men whom i have never met and perhaps even live halfway across the world internet forums are a large part of my existence i am also not creepy or gay

lol thats pretty weird

lol

EDIT: jinx!

idk im just tired of all the mad nerds on the internet who day in and day out just talk about how girls suck

its like cmon

brent is just bitter because he can only snag ugly broads from okcupid

i think its hilarious how he tried to criticize you for enjoying the presence of the female buttocks

its like dude, get MORE gay

but i missed out on a lot due to tentativeness

girls are awesome

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18807711]i think its hilarious how he tried to criticize you for enjoying the presence of the female buttocks

its like dude, get MORE gay[/QUOTE]

only way brent could be more gay if he was just like

COCKS IN MA MOUF DAWG YEEEEEEEYAAA

[QUOTE=adb;18807435]girls are the biggest joke I've ever seen in my life[/QUOTE]


There's always dudes, not too late to switch teams.

bwent hates girws cuz he cant get any dece lookin ones

[QUOTE=Gorgon;18807586]Ethan just needs to stop going after girls with having sex as the main goal.

Ethan, why not try and find a girl that you're attracted to and that you like and are compatible with and then have a relationship and then sex will come.[/QUOTE]

yeah good point

honestly at this point im just trying to meet girls, i rarely actually meet new girls and get their numbers so i can talk to them and shit cause i dont know how. its mad depressing

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It also helps to stop making excuses for social ineptitude's and to not feel sorry for yourself.

yeah gotta stop talking about this with you guys cause you are completely off base in your assumptions

Only going off what you've told us, it seems like you have a lot of excuses is all, and I'm just telling you that making them is only going to hurt your overall chances with women.

so you don't think being homeschooled till i was 16 with a strict religious upbringing has anything to do with why i have problems? do you realize i couldnt even TALK to a girl i found attractive without feeling sick and nervous until the last couple years?

I feel you ethan

:(

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18807643]haha we got on at the same stop and it was really humid out and she asked me how her bangs looked, and we guessed each others ages and i guessed she was mid-twenties and she thought i was 24 (im 23 in November) and we talked for a bit, and when she got off she shook my hand and said it was nice talking to me and i gently kissed the back of her hand and said the pleasure was all mine and she smiled and laughed


emh used self-confidence, it was super effective[/QUOTE]

why didn't you ask for her number?

[QUOTE=publicastration;18807798]so you don't think being homeschooled till i was 16 with a strict religious upbringing has anything to do with why i have problems? do you realize i couldnt even TALK to a girl i found attractive without feeling sick and nervous until the last couple years?[/QUOTE]


I'm not saying it didn't have an effect, I used to be really socially awkward too but I didn't dwell on it as a reason or excuse for any shortcomings with women that I've had.

ethan, you have to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal

like, girls arent that great dont give them more respect than they deserve bro

[QUOTE=Angmar;18807804]I'm not saying it didn't have an effect, I used to be really socially awkward too but I didn't dwell on it as a reason or excuse for any shortcomings with women that I've had.[/QUOTE]

I really don't. I used to for sure, but lately not so much, I'm not sitting down and being like oh well im gonna fuck this up anyway im not even gonna try.

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18807805]ethan, you have to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal

like, girls arent that great dont give them more respect than they deserve bro[/QUOTE]

yo [B]ETHAN[/B]