why is this so funny to you

[QUOTE=publicastration;18807427]i know but lets face it, no one on here is a fuckin babe magnet besides like sam[/QUOTE]

yeah but this ugly mug has had much more success since i've cleaned up my act on a few things I was doing wrong. Girls judge you on everything, but if you learn to avoid at least a few of the most common mistakes you'll do a lot better.

there will be nothing more disappointing for you when you finally meet "the one" without putting any effort in but something minor turns her off

relationship talk is hilarious tbh

whatever im not gonna act like i know what im doing cause i clearly dont

resistance to change seems to be the issue

you reap what you sow

thats the whole point, you can't know what youre doing because girls are the biggest joke I've ever seen in my life

[QUOTE=Haz;18807434]resistance to change seems to be the issue

you reap what you sow[/QUOTE]

but what am i supposed to be changing

i dont dress like this all the time, in fact never, and when i do i get more attention from girls than i usually do, so what the fuck am i supposed to believe, you guys or what i experience?

:lol: ofc you'll get attn from girls for looking stupid

theres a pretty obvious line from getting attention for sex appeal and attn for being so pathetic looking that they want to talk with you

okay really now

ya dog, I got attn when I wore my 3 moon keyboard cat shirt sometimes

how much vag did I get from it? 0

yeah but like you're not an interesting person

i cant start conversation but im not bad at keeping it up

im not interesting no, but lol im sure you're just as boring as i am

wow you smoke weed you're cool as shit.

nope

[QUOTE=publicastration;18807427]yeah probably

im completely over it though, i cant care about it any more

itll happen when it happens, and given the way my life has turned out so far i have hope its going to be good when it does[/QUOTE]

if nothing else take this to heart

don't even hint to a single prospect that you're a virgin, doesn't matter how good of a person she is if she finds out about that shit is over with

adb on life: [QUOTE=adb;18803747]mx is a large part of my existence, never going to deny that[/QUOTE]

adb on life as a homosexual: [QUOTE=adb;18807435] girls are the biggest joke I've ever seen in my life[/QUOTE]

lol

brent you are the biggest fucking loser ive ever seen

[QUOTE=adb;18807420]lol man, i'd like to see you score a girl higher than a 6[/QUOTE]

are we talking a brent 6 or normal rational human 6

6 is like slightly better than average

I mean 3/5 is still a commendable rating

[I]scoring chicks matters[/I]

i would love to see the dogs brent has bedded

youd commit suicide if you saw the horrors ive bedded lol

dude i dressed like a faggot in high school, it got me attention from girls but zero poon

luc dont be a fucking dumbass seriously

[QUOTE=illmitch;18807540]dude i dressed like a faggot in high school[/QUOTE]

lol yeah you've definitely smartened up since then ..................

you kidding me dude

i had all the girls on my dick in high school but didnt fuck them or anything cuz no body had explained to me that i was supposed to

seemed to be more concerned with [I]dropping robitussin[/I] and [U]awkward pop[/U]

[QUOTE=SheenaShiva;18807544]i had all the girls on my dick in high school but didnt fuck them or anything cuz no body had explained to me that i was supposed to[/QUOTE]

yeah, pretty much

that is straight up bullshit

to the 2 douches above

i still hang out with high school girls

but i dont want to hit on them or anything because im pretty sure im just creepy 20 year old friend that says things like "occult" and "mystical" a lot

[QUOTE=zinc;18807546]that is straight up bullshit

to the 2 douches above[/QUOTE]

lol ya OK BUD

not a single guy in highschool wasnt actively trying to fuck girls the entire time

yet somehow you believe the only reason you didnt fuck anyone is that "no one explained to me i was supposed too"

keep dreaming you awkward fucks

[QUOTE=zinc;18807549]not a single guy in highschool wasnt actively trying to fuck girls the entire time[/QUOTE]

............

well arent you just a fountain of knowledge

[QUOTE=zinc;18807549]not a single guy in highschool wasnt actively trying to fuck girls the entire time

yet somehow you believe the only reason you didnt fuck anyone is that "no one explained to me i was supposed too"

keep dreaming you awkward fucks[/QUOTE]

i mean, in a way they're right

they're basically saying they were socially awkward in high school and didn't know how to act around girls

i get what youre saying tho

nah i honestly wasnt socially awkward, i had plenty of sex in my high school career

but i missed out on a lot in junior year due to tentativeness, yeah

i was fucking weird in high school, i'm still a fairly weird guy but i've managed to tone it down

that and dressing like a socially acceptable person helps

[QUOTE=zinc;18807549]not a single guy in highschool wasnt actively trying to fuck girls the entire time

yet somehow you believe the only reason you didnt fuck anyone is that "no one explained to me i was supposed too"

keep dreaming you awkward fucks[/QUOTE]

there are exceptions

trust me i've dealt with a bunch of strange people in my time

well obviously, im just saying

[QUOTE=SheenaShiva;18807544]i had all the girls on my dick in high school but didnt fuck them or anything cuz no body had explained to me that i was supposed to[/QUOTE]

is clearly a load of crap and if you didnt know you were "supposed" to hit on/fuck girls by highschool you were one weird sob that the girls ignored

you know youre responding to a jaundice post seriously right

lol

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pLaoo.jpg[/IMG]

like a year and a half ago, got completely blackout and put on my moroccan robe and started speaking to people in arabic