tantric longboarding

havent got a haircut since sophomore year, hail.

the wine coolers keep flowing

much like your shimmering locks

I'm thinking about getting a fade so I can fit in with my suburban white boy friends
I had a buzzcut for a while but its starting to grow out and get all indie

[QUOTE=Crudo;17332659]the wine coolers keep flowing

much like your shimmering locks[/QUOTE]

lol

yeah im cutting my hair soon too. when your hair is long enough that it gets in the way during uhm.... intimate moments.... pretty sure its time to cut it.

you mean during sex/****ing/humping/pounding/fornicating/etc....?

i saw she woke up last night

I hate when I get hair in my mouth when I eat too!

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17332672]i saw she woke up last night[/QUOTE]

:thumb: that she did

When I had long, nasty metalhead hair it just bothered me having to wash and dry it.

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17332674]I hate when I get hair in my mouth when I eat too![/QUOTE]

Dude yeah that **** pisses me off. I'll be trying to eat soup and crackers and my hair gets all in my ****ing soup

yeah **** happens to me too. also, can't drive with my window down without my hair blowing into my face bad enough that i can't see.
fuuuuu

yesterday I was drinking from a water faucet and it got all over my hair but I didn't care!

the power of satan is always with me to hold my hair back when enjoying the most elite of soups

ah man I need to me some satan power to keep my hair outta my broccoli cheddar soup

[QUOTE=Deth;17332684]the power of satan is always with me to hold my hair back when enjoying the most elite of soups[/QUOTE]

satan is in the form of a rubber band?

you would have to be pretty ****ing dumb to put a rubber band in your hair

it basically comes down to me not being an idiot

only pussies cant handle rubber bands in their hair

[QUOTE=Deth;17332691]you would have to be pretty ****ing dumb to put a rubber band in your hair

it basically comes down to me not being an idiot[/QUOTE]

so you use a scrunchie?

-1488 metal points

[QUOTE=Deth;17332684]the power of satan is always with me to hold my hair back when enjoying the most elite of soups[/QUOTE]

not all of us can be so blessed

dont you mean unblessed UGHHH

Arrrrrrgh

ARRRGGGHHH

do it right or don't do it

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17332693]so you use a scrunchie?

-1488 metal points[/QUOTE]

I use hair ties that won't take half of my hair out with it

hair ties are for pussies

black hair ties ov eternal winter hatred reject your criticism

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[QUOTE=Deth;17332709]ARRRGGGHHH

do it right or don't do it



I use hair ties that won't take half of my hair out with it[/QUOTE]

argh

[QUOTE=Deth;17332717]black hair ties ov eternal winter hatred reject your criticism

[IMG]http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:WruncLNVBvlJZM:https://perfumela.com/images/full5/ElasticHairTieBlack12.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

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not an unattractive pussy

i would tbh

so would i. same time?

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17332674]I hate when I get hair in my mouth when I eat too![/QUOTE]

hooray for shaved vag!!!!

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17332749]so would i. same time?[/QUOTE]

I'll join in

triple penetration ftw?

tricox

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17332784]triple penetration ftw?[/QUOTE]

nah she can blow me while you dp her

i call pussy

oboi anus

she bleeds from every ****ing orifice

orifice icicles