goddammit my girl is annoying me she's in a pissy mood for no reason

cheat on her

I'd rather punch her in the face, at least she's making me dinner tho

slap her tits and cum on her face always works for me

I highly doubt we will have sex tonight, or else I would attempt it

I want a bj haven't had one in like a month

just tell her you have heard her pooping.

nothing knocks your view of people down a few pegs liek seeing them poop :lol:

[QUOTE=Jacaranda;17658211]just tell her you have heard her pooping.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

if i ever want to be put off a girl or get rid of an erection in the presence of a girl i always think of them taking a ****. always works

http://shaunthefeeding.blogspot.com/

updated yall

I just keep telling myself they don't poop.

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17658222]http://shaunthefeeding.blogspot.com/

updated yall[/QUOTE]

haha

[QUOTE=rasputin;17658219]if i ever want to be put off a girl or get rid of an erection in the presence of a girl i always think of them taking a ****. always works[/QUOTE]
just makes it worse for me

I don't have a boner tho

i haven't used the word boner since like 5th grade

I think i manage to use it every single day

eating some pistachios, i think i misspelled that one

just got back from 5 guys

actually five guys and sonic but even so

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17658222]http://shaunthefeeding.blogspot.com/

updated yall[/QUOTE]

ummmm okay, you diddn't spell my name right

uh i think shaun would know how to spell his name

lol

such a douche

goddammit shaun is annoying me he's in a pissy mood for no reason

you cant spell ELIMINATOR without

[QUOTE=The Feeding;17658254]such a douche[/QUOTE]

yeah he's a total faggot

i need to smoke

same

my friends have been being greedy cunts lately so i haven't managed to smoke weed properly in like a week

greedy gregories

im not talking weed

what like smoke rocks? I feel like getting high tonight......

i would smoke the piss out of a rock right now lol bored


will have a cigarette after this Crystal Castles song is over
/hipster

no like somd DMT

though i should save money and smoke my pipe instead

gotcha, I miss smoking

I feel like starting to smoke cigs again

[QUOTE=TimJim;17658277]no like somd DMT[/QUOTE]

After an absolutely excessive drug binge that lasted for nearly six months and involved everything from drinking over the counter cough syrup to shooting heroin and smoking DMT crystals, Ricky called me up and asked me to go to lunch with him at a fine restaraunt.
"It's time for the new album," he said to me. "I haven't even put out a single for months, I don't know if the fans can wait much longer. I don't know if I can wait much longer."
The Ricky that sat across the table from me wasn't the Ricky I had known for all these years. He was twenty-five years old, a rather small black man in peak physical condition with undeniably charming looks. But something was different. He looked aged. He looked pale, drained, bitter. Being the most famous person on the planet could do that to a man.


i still have to read this in class on tuesday

ricky ricardo?

Slim Ricky

never heard of


i just downloaded futurama now to watch


laters

thinking about going home she's been ignoring me neways

bitches on my dick
bitches on my dick
bouncin' up and down like a pogo stick

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I want this