**** **** ***** vagina bitch

Contacts are gay. I couldn't get my left one to go in this morning and I almost cried.

It doesnt matter, as long as i get to post on the 1000th page.

And HBO has great original series, you bitches.

[QUOTE=Dookie56]who is goin to post first on the 1000th page?[/QUOTE]
I'm going to try to.

[QUOTE=Dookie56]who is goin to post first on the 1000th page?[/QUOTE]
I call it.

[QUOTE=Cheer Up Emo Kid]Contacts are gay. I couldn't get my left one to go in this morning and I almost cried.[/QUOTE]
I tried to use them a while back, and I couldn't. I could never get them in. My eyes would turn all red because I'd be poking my eye so much.

Edit: i sux @ teh engrish

The new swear filter is fun.

/late becuase i just got home from work.

HIT ME HIT ME!

Fags

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]HIT ME HIT ME!

Fags[/QUOTE]

[SIZE=5]What did you call me!?[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Puma][SIZE=5]What did you call me!?[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
A fag.

He did. Not me.

[QUOTE=Cheer Up Emo Kid]Contacts are gay. I couldn't get my left one to go in this morning and I almost cried.[/QUOTE]
You got notorious stories but me getting a lapdance tonight was like the best thing to happen since last week.

What's new about the new swear filter?

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]A fag.

He did. Not me.[/QUOTE]

It's on.

Dan, please elaborate about this...'lapdance' on a playset.

[QUOTE=Cheer Up Emo Kid]What's new about the new swear filter?[/QUOTE]
We got hacked and it changed. It's stupid now. There's a billion threads about it in the pit. Go there if you want to see

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]You got notorious stories but me getting a lapdance tonight was like the best thing to happen since last week.[/QUOTE]
I do tell the best stories. For example: "I have no socks on." It's really a gift.

I love ******s cunts sucks

[QUOTE=cobert]Dan, please elaborate about this...'lapdance' on a playset.[/QUOTE]
My friend comes to my house and his girlfriend and her friend are with him. He has a Honda Civic 2001 so we drove up to this elementary school with a bunch of skater kids who were probably about 14-15, and they were trying to do a hardflip down a flight of stairs so I showed one kid and luckily in 3 tries I got it well without cutting my [b]whole[/b] face off. Then my friend and his girlfriend sat on the swings and I sat ontop of this platform slide thingie and it happened :thumb:

Mike just got pwned by the swear filter.

what word is "bites the snadblasted carp'?

It doesn't work for me.

****ing ****** faggots, I'd love to **** ever one of them.

[SIZE=7]HELL YEAH BITCHES!!!!![/SIZE]

DAMMIT TOM.

salfdjfaldkfjdflkdjfasldkfj

Edit: lolololololollololololololollolololololololololollerskates

FIRST ON 1000th PAGE!!!

I was close.

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]My friend comes to my house and his girlfriend and her friend are with him. He has a Honda Civic 2001 so we drove up to this elementary school with a bunch of skater kids who were probably about 14-15, and they were trying to do a hardflip down a flight of stairs so I showed one kid and luckily in 3 tries I got it well without cutting my [b]whole[/b] face off. Then my friend and his girlfriend sat on the swings and I sat ontop of this platform slide thingie and it happened :thumb:[/QUOTE]

I guess youg ot it from his girlfriends friend?

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Thx for reading my stories you ******s

I wasnt.

Congrats to this thread for reaching its 1000th page.

:cool:

Dan i read your story you little squirrels with cocks and bites the sandblasted carp and I'm absolutely hot on fine african american gentlemens


EDIT: I thought cocks changed?

so wuts everyones 1000th page resoulution??

I hate spencer with a passion.

[QUOTE=Black Ink]I bet it was a crappy lap dance.[/QUOTE]
Says the person who got a lap dance with a dog.

My resolution is to point out how much ******s sucks.

[QUOTE=Cheer Up Emo Kid]I hate spencer with a passion.[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha. I'm such an as[i][u][/i][/u]shole.

You should still get credit for it, since I'm a dirty cheater.

[QUOTE=Cheer Up Emo Kid]I hate spencer with a passion.[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=Black Ink]No. I got a lapdance from an absolutly beautiful woman with a french accent that got completely naked for free.[/QUOTE]
Shut the hell up you're in college that doesn't count..

Cunts

What does squirrels translate from?

I am going to Family Video.