[quote=Moon Flavor;17657523]"oh look at me i'm buying my family all sorts of expensive **** because i'm a successful pharmacist"

SUCK IT PRICK[/quote]
im not a pharmacist yet though :(


also a rifle isnt very expensive

im buying:

my dad an air compressor thing he's been wanting

my mother a few plants she said she wants to put in our front garden

my girl a MST3K boxset and drugs probably

my one friend Modern Warfare 2

pretty sure thats all

im not buying anyone anything

im gonna get david sedaris tickets for my mom and stepdad

dunno what else yet

the only thing I want for x-mas is to be left alone by a ****ing fireplace to watch x-maz specials is that so much to ask

Whoo, a book I ordered came in.

Schopenhauer - [I]On The Suffering Of The World[/I]

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17657540]the only thing I want for x-mas is to be left alone by a ****ing fireplace to watch x-maz specials is that so much to ask[/QUOTE]

[B]yes[/B]

I have to stop masturbating for a while it's getting displeasurable

http://i47.tinypic.com/2z5419u.jpg


woot

[quote=Angmar;17657542][B]yes[/B][/quote]
awwwwww! :upset:

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17657551]I have to stop masturbating for a while it's getting displeasurable[/QUOTE]

masturbation is getting boring to me. its only fun if i feel awkward and dirty about what im fapping to.[I] i need the thrill.[/I]

[QUOTE=TimJim;17657558]http://i47.tinypic.com/2z5419u.jpg


woot[/QUOTE]

nice :)

sometimes i go a couple days without jerkin off and im like man i could go without this for awhile fast forward next day fap fapp fap oh man i never wanan stop

holding back for a few days is hard but worth it

i havent wanked in 2 months


im too tired to tbh

Managed to borrow some money to buy beer for tonight, so I'm in a good mood.

i dont need to hold back tbh i have such masterful control of my scrotal magick even the most powerful wizards of the land stare in wonder

[I]scrotal magick[/I]

[QUOTE=Angmar;17657525]Yeah my parents usually buy the gift for the other parent for me :-|[/QUOTE]

are you ten years old

i dont buy gifts and tell people not to buy me gifts but they do anyways and if they expect anything of me i call them stupid

[QUOTE=TimJim;17657578]i havent wanked in 2 months

[/QUOTE]

what the hell

im exhausted after work.


but i guess that was an over-estimation its more like 3 weeks

asexuality

he hasnt gotten it up in 2 months

today is a good day imma go do that

why is the A City Safe From Sea album so adorable

[QUOTE=TimJim;17657558]http://i47.tinypic.com/2z5419u.jpg


woot[/QUOTE]

did you get your ears cut so you could go straight to that gauge or something?

you can get them pierced with a bigger needle

well that appears to be a large *** needle.

[IMG]http://www.soulflower.com.mx/images/12g%20needle%20cannula.JPG[/IMG]

like dat

[quote=bringonthebreakdown;17657637]did you get your ears cut so you could go straight to that gauge or something?[/quote]
basically, though they used a needle instead


it looked like this but was a bit bigger

[IMG]https://www.metalmafia.com/themetalshop/images/ND--SERIES.gif[/IMG]

who would cut a perfectly good straw like that????????????

[quote=AA-12;17657644][IMG]http://www.soulflower.com.mx/images/12g%20needle%20cannula.JPG[/IMG]

like dat[/quote]
just like that


i shoulda taken a pic of thechunk of earlobe afterward **** was awesome

im gonna get mine soon. probably tomorrow or next weekend.

how big

sit on your hands it really helps lol

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17657650]how big[/QUOTE]

2g eventually

ill probably get pierced at 8 or 6

i have friends with like 1 1/2". **** is so ridiculous.

im eventually gonna be at either a 0G or 00G

havent decided yet

i'm gonna be at OG

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2]Somebody call 911!
Nick fire burning on the dance floor
Whoa![/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]

Never had any urge to get piercings