My friend licked my other friend's s'hit off a wall for a Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell tomorrow.

That's disgusting, they're good but not that good.

[QUOTE=SactoUnited]I think Niko died, he never came back from checking the side. Oh **** that means I owe Tyler 2 cokes, he was right.[/QUOTE]
DUDE TWINZ

grouphug rules so much

I tried to get a girl to sleep with me by telling her that it would be a pleasureable experience. Like going to DisneyWorld

[QUOTE=Tyler]grouphug rules so much

I tried to get a girl to sleep with me by telling her that it would be a pleasureable experience. Like going to DisneyWorld[/QUOTE]
:lol:


I will try it sometime.

I got a girl to give me and my friend head on my couch the other day. She was a chubster.

AT THE SAME TIME!?

" I have masturbated to the thought of sucking Jesus Christs' dick. I don't know, the whole "son of god" thing turns me the **** on. My clam always quivers when I thing about being on the receiving end of some holy sperm."

[QUOTE=Tyler]AT THE SAME TIME!?[/QUOTE]
Well she traded off..

[QUOTE=shane italian]I got a girl to give me and my friend head on my couch the other day. She was a chubster.[/QUOTE]
Thats desgusting.

Last night was crazy. My friends and I went to the town center saw 2 movies, we came out and were just standing by a fountain. Then this guy walks up to us and says "Do you guys want some pot?" We started asking like how much and stuff like that but we didn't have any money so I said I couldn't buy it. My friend smokes it every day, so he had a fake 20 in his pocket and gave it to the dealer and we all just walked away. If the guy sees us again he'll kill us. The dealer seemed pretty cool he had a life once lost shirt on but he seemed paranoid.

Most dealers are paranoid. They have to be.

Ya I'm gonna keep myself on the DL around the Town Center

Weed is moronic. Be a man and blacken your lungs with tobacco!

Cigarettes=Cancer on a stick.

[QUOTE=Tyler]I haven't even went and got my report card yet.[/QUOTE]

I got mine Friday.

And I'm still at school until Friday.

[QUOTE=SunnyDayRealEstateAM]Last night was crazy. My friends and I went to the town center saw 2 movies, we came out and were just standing by a fountain. Then this guy walks up to us and says "Do you guys want some pot?" We started asking like how much and stuff like that but we didn't have any money so I said I couldn't buy it. My friend smokes it every day, so he had a fake 20 in his pocket and gave it to the dealer and we all just walked away. If the guy sees us again he'll kill us. The dealer seemed pretty cool he had a life once lost shirt on but he seemed paranoid.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Myself on a number of occasions]Why do you always seem to tell these silly not-so-true/interesting stories?[/QUOTE]

;).

But my stories are true!

Note the word 'interesting' also.

...sure

[QUOTE=RCVA]Cigarettes=Cancer on a stick.[/QUOTE]
Really? Wow, you have opened my eyes to the truth.

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

EDIT: Yay 300th post.

[QUOTE=RCVA]sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

EDIT: Yay 300th post.[/QUOTE]
Pointing out the obvious is the lowest form of retardation.

[QUOTE=RCVA]sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.[/QUOTE]

This only applies to the days before forum trolling.

Haha, Conner said 5 bones.

Hey Nataroo, do you know if GIA are playing dates other than Ninjafest?

I havent heard any dates but id be extremely surprised if they didnt stick around. Champion are gonna be in the country for 9 days, so maybe theyll all hook up for a sick tour.

Now that would be a sick tour. I'm definatly going to Ninjafest I was just wondering if I'm going to have the chance to catch them twice.

Guess whose dad has agreed to take his son across London to see CBK and Bane whilst said dad scores drugs.

Ewan Blairs?

Just made a thread on UK dates from US bands, I found out the GIA/BM dates.

Good thread. It's dissapointing about Donnybrook! pulling from the Hoods tour though.

I seriously don't see what's so appealing about that band.

Like It or Not >

Killing the Dream also have a song called "39th and Glisan". Weird.

Hoods playing the Plymouth Pheonix is going to be an awesome joke. Its a dumb little pub with quarter of a stage where the floor is made of a superglue/tar/wet *** compound. All the hardcore kids round there are totally fringed up too, which Im sure Hoods (being the band that thinks With Honor are 'Too emo') will dig hard.

I'm not into Hoods on record, but they're great live. Sketchy dudes.

How are they sketchy?


And yes I do think With Honor is too emo also.

[quote]SAT
SEP 17TH New Age Records Presents
"Coming Of Age" Day 1: Outspoken, A Chorus Of Disapproval, Red Tape, Countdown To Life, Walk Proud & Hellfire Trigger $13 / 7:00
SUN
SEP 18TH New Age Records Presents
"Coming Of Age" Day 2: Mean Season, Countervail, Up Front, A18, Aftermath Of A Trainwreck, Collateral Damage & Angels Die $13 / 7:00
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If I was an old jaded dude, I'd be in heaven right now. I am, however, ECSTATIC I'm going to get to see A18 finally.

Kids like Us and Guns Up in some kids garage, now only if I can get off work.

[QUOTE=SactoUnited]How are they sketchy?[/quote]

Have you ever seen them?

[quote]And yes I do think With Honor is too emo also.[/QUOTE]

gahahahahaha

Yes I have seen them a couple of times, they're pretty cool dudes, not sketchy at all to me.