[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Vince, I thought [url=http://www.pcrcomputers.co.uk/webgrafix/My_Computer.jpg]this[/url] was your girlfriend?[/QUOTE]

This post delivers.

Sorry Vince.

That floppy drive must be a tight fit. :shifty:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Vince, I thought [url=http://www.pcrcomputers.co.uk/webgrafix/My_Computer.jpg]this[/url] was your girlfriend?[/QUOTE]
Pfft...the goal is to spend as little time with the girlfriend as possible while still keeping her...thus clearly not :p

(Seriously though, it might be :upset: )

I really shouldn't be talking, I have over 8,000 posts already.

<_<
>_>

Wait...how do you have 100 more posts than me, Chris? :confused:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I really shouldn't be talking, I have over 8,000 posts already.

<_<
>_>[/QUOTE]

He was just like you. For awhile he had over 50 ppd. Now he's at a weak 44.

Ray: No idea, I guess because I post all around MX.

So right now I am downloading Half Life 2, has anyone played it?

I haven't played it, but I thought Half-Life 1 sucked.

/is the only person on the planet who feels that way

I heard this one is suppoused to own, though.

NP: Fugazi - Shut The Door

ICB will now attempt the most hardcore reply postage EVER. Yeah, that's right.

[quote=Jakeo]So guess what. I'm wearing silk boxers guys. [/quote]


Yeah, I'm going commando, bitch. What now. :lol:

...erm...

[quote=ICB]Yeah, "Sixpunder" is pretty fun to play. Generally any Bodom song is fun to play. [/quote]

Ha, you spelled "Sixpounder" wrong. What a douche.


[quote=Lord Abortion]I love the fact i'm vocalist for the bodom thread cover, what am I doing again?
taste of my scythe is it?[/quote]

I feel a little left in the dust with all the cover bands. ( :p BE A PART OF THE COMMUNITY, DAMMIT, ICB!) Maybe I'll revive my Trivium thread and get a couple of ICB-ites together and do a cover of "A Gunshot to The Head of Trepidation" or "Rain" or something.

[quote=Metal_Head_617]After listening to this album non stop for a day now, I realize how awesome Lamb of God's As The Palaces Burn is.

NP: Lamb of God - Blood Junkie[/quote]

Yeah, it really is an infectious album. "Metalcore", my skinny white arse.

[quote=Leah]Hey there. Yeah, I love playing it. I love playing the parts of Chokehold that I know too. And Bed of Razors, of course. [/quote]

Yeah, Bed of Razors is quite teh secks. Wrath Within is my favorite Bodom song to play though. Because I could play it all the way through, solos and all :p . Sweep picking helps score with the laidies.

Internet lingo ++

[quote=Jakeo]I just had the most wicked strawberry peach shake ever concieved. [/quote]

Dude. Shakes are the shizzy.

[quote=Jakeo]It would sound good any time. I think if I substituted vodka for milk, it would become one giant fruit-filled orgasm.[/quote]

Now, picture that for a second.

[quote=Mr. RMOTM]I'm named after Czar Alexander and my brother after Czar Nicholas.[/quote]

I was named randomly. I'm thinking of just dropping my last name, for the hell of it. Not because I hate my last name or anything, but having one name owns. Like Prince. Or Cher. Or Elvis. Or...man, I can't think of anyone awesome with only one name...but it would be cool to screw around with the people at the DMV.

Clerkbitch: "First Name?"
Me: "Trevor."
Clerkbitch:"Last Name?"
Me: "Don't have one, cracka."
Clerkbitch: "I'm sorry, what do you mean 'you don't have one'?"
Me: "I mean I don't have a last name."
Clerkbitch: "uhm...are you sure about that?"
Me: "That's how I roll, bitch."
Clerkbitch: "Let's make love."

And cut.

[Quote=YDload]If I had a featured artist series in R&M, it would probably be called "Get a Dload of this!" or something equally retarded.[/quote]

Mine would be "ICB introduces you to lesser known s[size=2]h[/size]it-quality bands".


[QUOTE=MXican]MXico Radio?

1.Sounds like Mexico Radio
2.Rhymes[/quote]

Yeah, but it reminds you of Mexico, and Mexico just smells like rotting anus.

[quote=ATM]ArrestThisMan molests this band?[/quote]

"A Quick Stop at the ATM", perhaps?

[QUOTE=clearvision]...I think everyone is gonna run out of bands to do at the rate people are making threads...FA's were one thing, this is completeley another...

Not complaining, but soon people will be doing threads on everyone, it's good to be introduced to new bands...I really enjoyed Bartenders patton thread and a couple of others but soon i think there will be too many.[/quote]

Bah, I scoff at that statement. Let everybody run out of bands. I'd rather have a crapload of great threads than a handful of sh[size=2]i[/size]tty threads flooding R&M.

[quote=Jakeo]Oh shi' CG is back.[/quote]

Quick, hide the women and children!

[quote=ATM]My girlfriend should be landing any minute now :D [/quote]

Oh, shi, ATM doesn't need his right hand much longer.

And that is that. Take that, Jom!

I had nothing relevant to add, but hey, I did a fairly good job :lol: .

NP: M.O.D. -Making Friends is Fun

[QUOTE=lunch998]He was just like you. For awhile he had over 50 ppd. Now he's at a weak 44.[/QUOTE]
I'll kill you, ******.

It'll go back up once I'm back at school on higher speed internet with more free time :p

That was probably the longest post I've ever seen that didn't accomplish anything. At least my posts are short and pointless. Saves space.
[QUOTE]I'll kill you, ******.[/QUOTE]
Oh yea? Bring it on!

Hey, I'M the ****** of this thread.

Wait, what?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Hey, I'M the ****** of this thread.[/QUOTE]

Here's something you won't see posted often.

[QUOTE=ICB]
Oh, shi, ATM doesn't need his right hand much longer.
[/QUOTE]
You finger with your left hand? I'm not that good lefty :-\

That was a ridiculously long post, well done. Way to not quote me though, asshat.

/me punches Lunch in the face hxc style

Ray: I refrain from calling you a ****** because you might have a gun unlike whitey over there.

A Short Stop At the ATM :lol:

You might be on to something.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]/me punches Lunch in the face hxc style

Ray: I refrain from calling you a ****** because you might have a gun unlike whitey over there.[/QUOTE]

Ok Jose. Hey, my grass is getting kind of long...


Jake: Lets stomp this mother out.

Man, Vince. You're quite the web-fight instagator. First, you kicked my as[B][I][/I][/B]s*, and now Lunch?











*Pfft, I owned you

[QUOTE=lunch998]Ok Jose. Hey, my grass is getting kind of long...

Jake: Lets stomp this mother out.[/QUOTE]
I think you oughta get yo' cracka as[SIZE=2]s[/SIZE] outside and mow it then eh?
[quote=Jake]Man, Vince. You're quite the web-fight instagator. First, you kicked my ****, and now Lunch?
*Pfft, I owned you[/quote]
It's because I know how to spell instigator. :p

Hah, you wish. Yeah well I only fight with people who need to be reminded of their place in the mx hierarchy :p

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I think you oughta get yo' cracka as[SIZE=2]s[/SIZE] outside and mow it then eh?[/QUOTE]

Why do that when I could hire an illegal immigrant to do it for me?

[QUOTE=lunch998]Why do that when I could hire an illegal immigrant to do it for me?[/QUOTE]
Because you're too poor. And your mom just isn't pretty enough to whore to the dirty immigrants anymore.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Because you're too poor. And your mom just isn't pretty enough to whore to the dirty immigrants anymore.[/QUOTE]

I think I can afford to pay Pedro or Juan 2.50$/hour for yardwork.

[QUOTE=Ray]Hey, I'M the ****** of this thread.

Wait, what?[/QUOTE]

EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM, MAYBE HE'LL JUST TAKE THE MONEY WITHOUT TAKING ANY LIVES! DON'T PANIC, WHATEVER YOU DO!

[QUOTE=Vinnie]That was a ridiculously long post, well done. Way to not quote me though, asshat.[/QUOTE]

[size=1]HEY I'M QUOTING YOU RIGHT NOW, ASSBRAINS![/size]

Yeah, Vince, about that, I just skimmed the ones that popped up when my browser was busy screwing me over. I didn't see you. Sorry, man. I love you long time....

I'm gonna rip your green card carrying arse into peices! 44 posts per day! And you think I need to be put back into place. :p

/looks at own profile

oh, nvm

Anyways, Lunch, you crab the warm corn tortillas and distract him while I go get my machete.


[size=1]Disclaimer-This is all in good fun. I am doing this out of my heartfound love for Vince and other minorities. I support minorities. And metalheads too.[/size]

Don't worry, I sounded like John Kerry on purpose. :cool:

[QUOTE=lunch998]I think I can afford to pay Pedro or Juan 2.50$/hour for yardwork.[/QUOTE]
Nah, it's ok though...there's not much lawn outside the trailer anyways.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Nah, it's ok though...there's not much lawn outside the trailer anyways.[/QUOTE]

Then it would be pretty cheap I guess. Or maybe I'll just threaten to have your kind deported.

[QUOTE=ICB]
[size=1]HEY I'M QUOTING YOU RIGHT NOW, ASSBRAINS![/size]

Yeah, Vince, about that, I just skimmed the ones that popped up when my browser was busy screwing me over. I didn't see you. Sorry, man. I love you long time....[/QUOTE]
oic

Haha, it's cool, I just felt left out of a part of thread history :( (:p)
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I'm gonna rip your green card carrying arse into peices! 44 posts per day! And you think I need to be put back into place. :p

/looks at own profile

oh, nvm

Anyways, Lunch, you crab the warm corn tortillas and distract him while I go get my machete.


[size=1]Disclaimer-This is all in good fun. I am doing this out of my heartfound love for Vince and other minorities. I support minorities. And metalheads too.[/size]

Don't worry, I sounded like John Kerry on purpose. :cool:[/QUOTE]
I have a green card...just not the one you're thinking of.

Yeah yeah, I post a lot...blah blah.

Of course it is. I support all conservative white Christians in the exact same way... :p

[QUOTE=lunch998]Then it would be pretty cheap I guess. Or maybe I'll just threaten to have your kind deported.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but no one powerful wants to deport cheap labor. Maybe they'll deport your lazy white as[SIZE=2]s[/SIZE]. :)

God, no matter where you move, you just can't get away from them Mexicans.

Oh, hey Vince.

We whack our own weeds in these parts, motherfu[size=2]c[/size]ker.



That came out horribly wrong.

[quote=Vince]oic

Haha, it's cool, I just felt left out of a part of thread history [/quote]

:lol: Thread history my rich, spoiled, pampered, priveledged, free white arse.

On a more serious note about deportation and such- Does it piss anyone else off when the immigration agency goes on a Wal Mart raid looking for illegal immigrants instead of going to a trailer park and deporting the aliens that are sitting on their asses doing nothing rather than the ones that are actaully making a living for themselves? I mean, sure they broke a law, but they did it to better their lives, and to support their families. Something they may not have been able to do in their home country.

/too lazy to get around the cuss-blocker