yeah mental funeral is their best by far

well not by that far since SS is really ****ing awesome too but yknow

[QUOTE=Pete;17026007]writing a fantasy book what are you 13 or something[/QUOTE]

yes.

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17026075]yes.[/QUOTE]

thats kinda hot

i kno rite? n_n

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17026082]i kno rite? n_n[/QUOTE]

is there a compelling protagonist, a conflict between good and evil, noble men and fair maidens, and a final face-off battle at the end where it seems like evil won but then good wins anyway?

how about an ending where evil actually wins for a few minutes but then good wins like in the last harry potter

no.

the evil and good will basically wipe each other out and relapse back to a barbaric dark age type thing.

woah

then have rob darken come in and start purifying an army for battle

[QUOTE=Luc214;17026085]how about an ending where evil actually wins for a few minutes but then good wins like in the last harry potter[/QUOTE]

not that i know about harry potter, but yeah that was basically what i meant[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17026086]no.

the evil and good will basically wipe each other out and relapse back to a barbaric dark age type thing.[/QUOTE]

ooh, angsty

$5 says it sucks

who wants to lay down their money

lol

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17025969]no like

dwarves and elves. and hitler.[/QUOTE]

So like: Hitler cooking dwarves and elves in a big Jew oven?

please dont ever write a book haha

[url]http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=379206746[/url]

my friend kratzer's band, they're straight up death metal, I'm trying to advertise them in some way.

/gag

theyre really bad live.

going to that show mostly for alat.

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17026318]theyre really bad live.

going to that show mostly for alat.[/QUOTE]

Who's bad live?

an awakened terror

lol i forgot that entrails of a virgin is playing that monay monay show... goddamn theyre so bad, lol... chris is a cool kid, but lol.

is that really "straight up death metal"? isn't it more like neo-death (thats right, i made up a genre name thats not as stupid as deathcore)

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17024696]yes, he was comparing death metal musicianship to jazz.

i'd love you kid, if you didn't make such retarded comparisons all the time. :lol:[/QUOTE]
um, i said "in the genre..."

Really? Because Kratzer is an amazing guitarist, do you know Kratzer? One with the glasses and the short hair?

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17026182]So like: Hitler cooking dwarves and elves in a big Jew oven?[/QUOTE]

what do you think jews are?

seriously, though, facebook picture time for two of my friends (a russian jew and a polish jew)

[IMG]http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v61/163/1/9389706/n9389706_36361973_2053.jpg[/IMG]

Polish Jew

[IMG]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v81/127/51/718734186/n718734186_130905_9825.jpg[/IMG]

Russian Jew

lol, Yo pope answer my question, you know who kratzer is?

[QUOTE=Pete;17026327]neo-death[/QUOTE]
nu-death

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17026342]lol, Yo pope answer my question, you know who kratzer is?[/QUOTE]

not really.

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;17026350]nu-death[/QUOTE]

we could call it nu-death

newd eath

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17026354]not really.[/QUOTE]

oh, well yeah i guess he just doesnt showcase his skills in that band.

nu-death is a term ive been using haha

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17026367]nu-death is a term ive been using haha[/QUOTE]

what exactly is nu-death? ive never heard that

its fred durst meets dismember aka
durstmember

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17026376]what exactly is nu-death? ive never heard that[/QUOTE]

id venture a guess that its stuff like Whitechapel, Job for a Cowboy, Arsis etc

mallcore kiddy **** obviously

[QUOTE=Pete;17026392]id venture a guess that its stuff like Whitechapel, Job for a Cowboy, Arsis etc[/QUOTE]

wait don't include Arsis in that :(

[QUOTE=Pete;17026392]id venture a guess that its stuff like Whitechapel, Job for a Cowboy, Arsis etc[/QUOTE]

there is nothing Nu about those though.

Considering it's a made up term, I don't know how you argue with a definition that doesn't exist.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17025524]What's your favorite album? [I]Mental Funeral[/I] is my favorite.[/QUOTE]

Mental Funeral is the best. Severed Survival is awesome and I listen to the Retribution for the Dead and Fiend for Blood Ep's regualrly as well.

Acts of the Unspeakable I still listen to on occasion, Shitfun not so much.

Fiend For Blood may well be the greatest death metal EP in history, if not metal EP...

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17026410]there is nothing Nu about those though.[/QUOTE]

compare them to, uhm, autopsy[QUOTE=Deth;17026411]Considering it's a made up term, I don't know how you argue with a definition that doesn't exist.[/QUOTE]

also a good point

i've always seen nudeath used to describe 'modern style death metal' aka everything from behemoth to whitechapel to necrophagist