ill just use my hand thank you

then legs

how do you fap with your legs

record it and show me please :)

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Masturbation

if i get amputated i'll just bate with my nubs

unccyloepida is the best! :lol:

it was funny when i was like 12

yaeh who r u again

uhhhhh kris

some uncyclopedia articles are hilarious

most are retarded

[url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Australia[/url]
[url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Aboriginal[/url]

fuck I love our country

yeah ed is for grown ups
uncyclopedia is for middle schoolers

not really

ED sucks just as bad at times too

facebook friends implying 2011 will be any different than 2010

implying i didn't almost update my status saying exactly this^^

ed is terrible

ya but ed makes me lol way more

implying ed is terrible but uncyclopedia has some level of quality

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from what ive seen the funny articles on uncyclopedia are actually funny parodies

[url]http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Articles_about_a_person_written_in_the_style_of_that_person[/url]

basically most of these

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Cr3ME.jpg[/img]

dude is boss, whoever he is

[QUOTE=adb;18336473]is there any scene that listens to

[B][SIZE="7"][SIZE="7"][COLOR="Blue"]|Mu|Dv|Ay|Ne|[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/B]

and

[b][color=blue][SIZE="7"]KoЯn[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR="Green"][SIZE="7"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Follow The Leader[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]


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lol

[QUOTE=illmitch;18336567]ed is terrible[/QUOTE]


erectile dysfunction

go noles woooooo

not doing anything for new years

sup guys

bringing in the new year alone

don't even have any booze or drugs

FUCK

same here except i have booze

awwww

this one girl asked me what i was doing tonight but she's in new york right now at a show so i doubt she's gonna come down to philly or anything lol

just guilt her into coming down and bringing her drugs and boozze

thass wha u shuld do

this bitch keeps blowing up my phone but i dont ever really care to see her again. even if i'm drunk. which i'm not.

is she mad ugz?

[QUOTE=beans;18336636]just guilt her into coming down and bringing her drugs and boozze

thass wha u shuld do[/QUOTE]

ya if she gets back to me im gonna try

[QUOTE=beans;18336638]is she mad ugz?[/QUOTE]

nah just insane and clingy as fuuuck

FIRST POST OF THE NEW MILLENIUM [COLOR="TRANSPARENT"]!!asd[/COLOR]

fucking

happpy new years fags

got a happy new year text from someone whose number I guess isn't in my phone since I changed it

don't want to ask who it is but fuck I want to know

i thought u guys were cool i thought i was the only one who was going to be by himself

[QUOTE=Deth;18336650]got a happy new year text from someone whose number I guess isn't in my phone since I changed it

don't want to ask who it is but fuck I want to know[/QUOTE]

yeah maybe its a hot bitch

I have noooooo clue lol

5:25am

fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck bros

like

fucccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

i have beer and wine to drink