wow

that sucks

good morning all.

Good morning Pãl.
I love how you're name looks hispanic or something, but it's my best shot at doing the a with a dot over it. :p

And wow Mappy, that sucks a big fat weiner. :-\
How did the job interview go?

Haha it doesn't sound hispanic at all, but alright. You can say it in whatever way you want!

Man, can't stop burping. :confused:

What did you drink/do to be belching like that?
:lol:

Toilet wine, maybe?

:lol:
What the hell is toilet wine?
haha.

np: Hyatari - The Light Carriers

[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=wcZ_XgCXRKY[/url]

2:50ish

[B]I HAD SEX[/B]

... after 6years or so indeed AGAIN!!!!!!




no... i failed; on the one side I am happy that I got "laid" and that the woman I hardly know went home with me... we had fun, we were naked, we would have had sex, IF me/myself wouldn't be TOO(!) drunk to ****... no... I was too drunk to get a full erection. It was only the half way ... I suck ... I should stop watching prons that much :lol:
anyway... I had a naked woman in my bed and I hadn't had sex... damn, it... i suck


whatever... I am still drunk, as you can see/read ^^

I'm not sure if I should say congrats or just pity you.

yeah i don't know either....

:lol::lol::lol:

Awesome story. hahahaha.
How did this happen, how did you not have sex.
I mean if you'reto drunk ,atleast ask for a sloppy BJ.
Did you bring her to a shaking orgasm, did you touch her boobs like there's no tomorrow?

Will you **** her another day!?!?!?!

[QUOTE=the2stranger;16429180]:lol::lol::lol:

Awesome story. hahahaha.
How did this happen, how did you not have sex.
I mean if you'reto drunk ,atleast ask for a sloppy BJ.
Did you bring her to a shaking orgasm, did you touch her boobs like there's no tomorrow?

Will you **** her another day!?!?!?![/QUOTE]

My underwear is ripped apart... don't know how this could happen.^^

Well, I tried oral and such stuff, but she didn't want it... so I didn't; I "tasted" her body, as much as I could, but she didn't do it with me... yeah... whatever.

I know only her first name, what she is studying, her hometown (mine), but I don't have her phonenumber - I asked, she haven't gave it to me; its ok; So I doubt there will be a second one... It was nice to have a naked lady in your bed after all those years and you know that you can still do it, if you want it and don't drink too much, but alltogether - she wasn't that hot, that I would run after/behind her... no way ;)

This story makes my day.

It's semi cool, or more kinky, that you got your underwear ripped apart.

Somehow this story sounds so American Pie like.
Pure awesome.
:D

yes it is... the next time I won't drunk to much, to be able to **** ^^

NP: Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To **** :lol:



When I went out I took my own "Barney" with me... I just behaved different as normal - I was a different guy yesterday; It worked; Barney is Legen ... wait for it ... dary ;)

A real suitable np you have there, haha.

I'm chillaxing to some Hjarnidaudi.
Great Norwegian drone.
\m/

idk what to do now... I took some headachepills and drink a lot of water, but I am still not fit, though I should learn, or at least do something meaningful... damn.

:eek: more norwegian. no way.

Robotosaurus on here, but changing it soon. To what I don't know.

my only goal for today is to find a decent shaving brush.

woo

Have a huge bowl of yoghurt with some added sugar to get the sour taste out and put in a lot fruit.
Works like a charm against hangovers/headaches.

And well, then go out to the park or something and enjoy your day.
I should go out too, But I'm too lazy. :(

[QUOTE=rid]more norwegian. no way.[/QUOTE]
:cool:


[QUOTE]my only goal for today is to find a decent shaving brush.

woo[/QUOTE]
I've decided to growmy beard out again.
:cool:

big beard would ruin my sexy face.

I've been keeping a hobobeard/caesar type of thing but it's time to go shaven.

Well, maybe I should eat something - I still have sauce from yesterday, so I just have to make some spaghetti and this should be good for hangovers too; But I doubt I will go outside today - I rather will watch some episodes by some series or watch a film.

Ever since I was able of growing facial hair I've had a goatee.
I've had a beard for two of those years.
Now it's time for the beard again.
:cool:

[QUOTE]Well, maybe I should eat something - I still have sauce from yesterday, so I just have to make some spaghetti and this should be good for hangovers too; But I doubt I will go outside today - I rather will watch some episodes by some series or watch a film.[/QUOTE]
I bought NCFOM yesterday. :D
I might watch it today.

Ncfom?

No Country for Old Men.
:)

ah, its overrated (imo) - sorry to say that; Maybe you will like it anyway.

I do.
I've seen it twice already in the cinema.

twice and you liked it?! good.

Yup.
I'm not cumming all over it like somepeople, but I really like the movie.