[QUOTE=Pespi]Okay.
I'll change the subject and relay this dream I had.

It was about 15 years in the future and I was teaching at my highschool.
I was getting out of my car, and this man in a yellow taxi pulls up, and kidnaps me, and takes me to this huge cement room.
A bunch of guys hold me on the floor while he takes a power drill and drills three holes in both of my wrists and ankles. They stuffed rope into the holes and strung me from the ceiling, buck naked, and then they all left.
I'm laying there suspended in mid-air, and all of these news casters and camera men come in and start hailing me as Christ, but they wont let me down.
It was so fricken' stupid.[/QUOTE]

Such a beautiful mind. I hail you.

[QUOTE=Loyton]Yes, you are correct. Seriously. Im the only one in my band w/o girlfriend (Im just damn picky, doesnt have anything to do with looks) so when all my band members are with there girlfriends I go in and play my set. Its for the best.[/QUOTE]

I think it's time you got a girl.

:lol:
Tenacious D "Hail satan hail satannnnn!"

Do you believe in God?

I believe... I believe in God.

My subconscious leads me to believe I'm the messenger of God.
Does that count?

[QUOTE=Pespi]My subconscious leads me to believe I'm the messenger of God.
Does that count?[/QUOTE]

It depends.

Pespi for MX Queen.

Yes.
Im 6'2 and a half.
190.

[QUOTE=Pespi]My subconscious leads me to believe I'm the messenger of God.
Does that count?[/QUOTE]

You know im talking about tenacious D right?

Nope.
Don't like Jack Black.

i once considered stealing drum stuff from my church (parents are religious, therefor i have to go)

during 'confirmation', we had to go to a lockin at the church. i had a cd player, so i went to wherever i could just sit and listen to music. ended up gazing upon a 10'' K splash and Iron Cobras.

Due to a concious or whatever, I didn't take them. Should have though. 'Christian Contempory' doesn't require drum gear. It requires an 8th note beat, (extra points for lack of creativity!) a fill that involves nothing more than a crash, and chimes.

Long live Queen Pespi.

Yeah, thats right.
Hail me, b[I]i[/I]tch.

AND if I were black, I'd go to church.
I really like Gospel music.
Who ever linked me to that gospel chops site rules.

If she is the messenger of god, do we get to be disciples?

[QUOTE=Porkupine]i once considered stealing drum stuff from my church (parents are religious, therefor i have to go)

during 'confirmation', we had to go to a lockin at the church. i had a cd player, so i went to wherever i could just sit and listen to music. ended up gazing upon a 10'' K splash and Iron Cobras.

Due to a concious or whatever, I didn't take them. Should have though. 'Christian Contempory' doesn't require drum gear. It requires an 8th note beat, (extra points for lack of creativity!) a fill that involves nothing more than a crash, and chimes.[/QUOTE]

Stealing is just wrong, even if it's for drum gear.

[QUOTE=Porkupine]If she is the messenger of god, do we get to be disciples?[/QUOTE]
Depends.
-spreads legs-

Yes, but being awake at 7 in the morning with no sleep whatsover, that made me consider it.

Never stolen anything, considering shoplifting laws here are harsh.

:lol:
Churches always have such nice musical equipment.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Depends.
-spreads legs-[/QUOTE]
I'll be sure to remember this when writing The Book of Porkupine for the MXBible.

Porkupine 1:32.5
[i]...and the Lord Pepsi spreadeth Her legs...[/i]

[QUOTE=Porkupine]I'll be sure to remember this when writing The Book of Porkupine for the MXBible.

Porkupine 1:32.5
[i]...and the Lord Pepsi spreadeth Her legs...[/i][/QUOTE]

:lol:

( it's Pespi not Pepsi )

OOooh.
That made me laugh.
If I could rep you, I would.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Depends.
-spreads legs-[/QUOTE]

hm I won't post anything considering as I've never seen you :lol:

-DM

i'm still on probation from "stealing". really it was just immaturity that they labelled "theft under $500".

i'm starting to re-consider going into work tomorrow. i've been reading up on bronchitis, and handling food is really something i should avoid right now. the only thing that's making me even consider going in tomorrow is that one of the workers just got fired the other day for not calling in in advance. it was more than once that they did it, but still, i don't want the bosses angry at me.

Oh my god.
The stronghold is extra funny tonight.

Nah man, Porkupine has always been hilarious. Probably the funniest guy around. Ever.

dude i thought your personal message said "monster co[b]c[/b]k" and i laughed for like 4 minutes, then i realised it didnt and i was sad.



:(.

i'd call in sick.

[QUOTE=Brokensticks]Stealing is just wrong, even if it's for drum gear.[/QUOTE]

O shut up. You and your righteous crap. Right and wrong is marketed and abused in our society, with our hypocritical goverment to the drugs we do in our own homes. Sorry to bust your bubble, but church capitalizes off of needy people like you.

Go ahead, think im an [B]a[/B]sshole.

Think im saying this because im part of the devil force driving you away from your precious christ.

Think its ok because im going to hell, and your not.

I got news for you, this is how they control you, and your most likely past the point of return at this point. Being led through life by fallacies might work for you, and in many ways I envy your ignorance. I wish santa claus was real.

But hes not.

[QUOTE=British Boy]Nah man, Porkupine has always been hilarious. Probably the funniest guy around. Ever.[/QUOTE]
:naughty: Coming on to me, I see.

[QUOTE=-TheGlassPrison-]dude i thought your personal message said "monster co[b]c[/b]k" and i laughed for like 4 minutes, then i realised it didnt and i was sad.



:(.[/QUOTE]

Still feelin the effects eh?



Lightweight.