So you can.

Cunt.

He he he . . . cunt.

Anywho, hows all?

A bit pissed off with stupid metal heads and also feeling a bit sick...

I need breakfast.

I need to vack the house but i can't be bothered.

It feels so good being on the holidays !

i'm gonna go into town soon

My mate could arrive anytime.

I'm still wearing the stuff I went to bed in.

HOLY CRAP

There's a bird in my kitchen !

WTF shoud i do ?

Stick it in her butt.

Or if it's the flying variety, catch it/ open your doors/windows as much as possible and hope it flies out.

ARGH, i don't know where it is now !

I can just hear it squeak !

I'm sh'it scared !

Its not as if it's gonna eat your legs Dan, go and exterminate that bitch.

It's in the hallway, just staning there squeaking !

Get a big stick, and poke it out of the house. Bullet-proof plan. :thumb:

ARG, my mums out so she's locked the door and it's right next to it !

Use a towel to grab it, be careful, bird bones are fragile, and wild birds tend to carry nasty parasites and ****.

Argh, i'm too scared !

Hit it with a rake.

Pfft, my plan > Oz's plan.
I mean, his may seem better, but we all know you can't go wrong with a big stick.

Dan, go round your house and open the door from the outside so it can get out, that way you won't need to go near it.

Arghk i can hear the squeaking.

/turns music up, closes door and pretends it isn't their

[QUOTE=Bad Blood]Dan, go round your house and open the door from the outside so it can get out, that way you won't need to go near it.[/QUOTE]

I can't, i've lost my key !

Big sticks are good.

Apart from beatings, they are also good for unblocking drains and toilets.

[QUOTE=chumpradio]Pfft, my plan > Oz's plan.
I mean, his may seem better, but we all know you can't go wrong with a big stick.[/QUOTE]

That sort of thing can get you arrested.

Find it then.

I dunno where it is.

How did it get into your house?

Should i just kill it wth the big kitchen knife ?

[QUOTE=J-Cool]How did it get into your house?[/QUOTE]

The two back doors are open :-/

Kill it! KILL IT!!!


[SIZE=7]KEEEELLLL EEET!!!!!1[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]I dunno where it is.[/QUOTE]

Thats why i said 'find'

Ok, will do.

Usher it back to the doors, and it will fly away.

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Oh man, i'm to scared... :(

The bastard bird won't move !

Throw somethinng at it, but miss.

It'll brick it and move.

It's in the kitchen, which is near the doors.

i'm using my bros criket bat...

Stop being such a wiener, Dan. Just open the door and leave it to find its way out.


Failing that, a big stick can't fail.

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Stop being such a wiener, Dan. Just open the door and leave it to find its way out.


Failing that, a big stick can't fail.[/QUOTE]
I agree with the stick.

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Stop being such a wiener, Dan. Just open the door and leave it to find its way out.


Failing that, a big stick can't fail.[/QUOTE]

i have, i've closed the door adn left the other doors open.

I'm off to check...

I've posted over a 100 times already today !

It's under the table stupid bitch !

Whats it gonna do to ya? kick its ***.