Yeah, how many characters can be in a thread title?

"Sober Hooker with a Tool; Hush! that's 4 Degrees Cooler than when you Pu**** with a Stinkfist"

WAY to far. :p

[QUOTE=Dried Muffin Remnants]"Sober Hooker with a Tool; Hush! that's 4 Degrees Cooler than when you Pu**** with a Stinkfist"[/QUOTE]

Lets not get ahead of ourselves.

It needs to say tool, so people can get there...

...and you could just tag something along the end

Tool - be patient

Tool - spiral out

Tool - think for yourselves, question authority

Etc...and it would be nice if one of the regs had control of the first post...but to get that we'd need a new thread. I have a first page draft that i wrote a while back if we decide to change it or anything.

Can't a Mod just edit it in there? Granted, it'd be nice for a reg to just have control to edit it whenever he wanted, but we could still do that.

'You lied about the cold and ugly prison sex you had with the sober hooker with a *****"

[QUOTE=Dried Muffin Remnants]'You lied about the cold and ugly prison sex you had with the sober hooker with a *****"[/QUOTE]

Please stop.

[QUOTE=Rothmans]Please stop.[/QUOTE]

But this is a part of me, you useful idiot.

Don't spread negative ions in here.

:lol:

[QUOTE=Kage]Don't spread negative ions in here.[/QUOTE]


:lol:

That was so cheesey and I was joking anyway.

Yeah I'm sure a mod would do it.

[Quote=me]Hey, Welcome to the Tool thread. Please take a look at this first post before you contribute to the thread.

FAQ

Please read/search this faq before posting. Most questions are answered here. Thanks to Kabir (the author) and toolshed (the host).
[url]http://toolshed.down.net/faq/faq.html[/url]

Some of the regular questions posted - answered

When is the new album out?

We do not know at this present time, but believe me this will be one of the first places to hear about it. The only information on the album we have is from snippets of interviews with the band, and Blairs articles on Toolband (see useful links)


Which Album should i buy first?

The general COncensus with the order of buying the albums is Aenima-Lateralus-Undertow-Opiate-Salival . Aenima is one of the bands middle albums and shows most angles of the band.

Could you reccomend me some songs to download?

<Will wait for threads concensus>

Useful links

Featured artist:Tool - This must-read article, compiled by 'Adam jones is god' and 'The JoZ' outlines tool for new members.
[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=258213[/url]

Toolshed - This cool site has lots of articles, a great forum, lyrics straigth from maynard and the tool videos. Definateley worth checking out!
[url]http://toolshed.down.net[/url]

Toolband - This is the most official tool site out there. It is run by Blair, a friend of the band. There is regular updates with all kind's of tool-related news.
[url]http://www.toolband.com[/url]

Live Tool Videos - Various live tool videos here, just search tool and enjoy.
[url]http://www.musictelevisionsucks.net/search.php[/url]

Tool interpretations book - A book compiled by some dude about what he thinks the songs mean. Worth a download + read. PDF format.
[url]http://www.vanillacircus.net/[/url]

Fibbonaci sequence in Lateralus - A document explaining the way the band use the sequence in lateralus, the song.
[url]http://www.bofe.org/overthinking.htm[/url]

Fibonnaci Tracklist in Lateralus - Very cool article on the alternate tracklisting of lateralus, sometimes reffered to as 'the holy grail'.
[url]http://www.angelfire.com/ma4/question/insight7.html[/url][/quote]

Is what i had for a new first page. To stop n00b q's and provide a resource for links etc.

That looks pretty good, we should do it.

"tool - Go Where No One's Been" is a good name.

why 'spiral out'? what has this to do with tool? can you explain?

alltogether i think we should summarize all proposals for a name and make a poll.... the proposal with most votes on, will win.

Yeah that looks great.

we have now:
1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread"
2) "tool - Go Where No One's Been"
3) "Tool - be patient"
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority"
5) "46 & tool"
6) tool
7) 'Thread with a *****' (thank you superpeer)
8) Toolology
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool"

any further suggestion? then add them on the list and afterwards (let say tommorow ) we will vote

[QUOTE=repcak]why 'spiral out'? what has this to do with tool? can you explain?[/QUOTE]

Listen to the song 'Lateralus.'

Inform yourself.

[QUOTE=repcak]we have now:
1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread"
2) "tool - Go Where No One's Been"
3) "Tool - be patient"
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority"
5) "46 & tool"
6) tool
7) 'Thread with a *****' (thank you superpeer)
8) Toolology
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool"

any further suggestion? then add them on the list and afterwards (let say tommorow ) we will vote[/QUOTE]
2) "tool - Go Where No One's Been"
I like that one alot.

Toology. I love it.

but we shouldn't dwell into the deep abyss of lameness

for f u cks sake peeps, Tool, or the rock and metal tool thread or just the tool thread is very fine, lets stop the nonsense, lol. And there shoudnt be questions answered on the first page, that could take away more new memebers that could bring interesting discussion to this place. . .

Thread With A Pen1s officially gets my vote.

Although censoring it would suck.

Just Tool. I hate that Rock & Metal's ****.

"Spiral Out – The Tool Thread" or "Tool" are the best choices, IMO.

Yeah, my vote goes to "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread"

I say Toolology or Tool

How about just:

"Spiral Out"

Huh?

[QUOTE=Maynard James Keenan]How about just:

"Spiral Out"

Huh?[/QUOTE]
how would a normal dude who just heard schism or the new sigle when it comes outwill know its the tool thread? theyll imiadiatly make a tool thread and you cant really tell em to search.

T

[QUOTE=Mr Herb]how would a normal dude who just heard schism or the new sigle when it comes outwill know its the tool thread? theyll imiadiatly make a tool thread and you cant really tell em to search.

T[/QUOTE]

You have a point.

My vote goes to "Thread with a *****"