Totally got some taylor swift cds and blasted it with my window rolled down, so all the bitches will think i’m like sensitive and **** and will want to sleep with me

[quote=witchxrapist;17979435]Totally got some taylor swift cds and blasted it with my window rolled down, so all the bitches will think i’m like sensitive and **** and will want to sleep with me[/quote]
works for me

Today, I got really drunk and started telling my bros that I loved them. But it wasn’t gay or anything. I don’t fantasize about guys or anything cuz I’m not gay. At all. I don’t imagine gently caressing their beautiful bodies. Ever.

[QUOTE=Deth;17979434]hard not to be when you weigh 89 pounds[/QUOTE]

120 tbh

[QUOTE=Deth;17979434]hard not to be when you weigh 89 pounds[/QUOTE]

I lol'd.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17979435]Totally got some taylor swift cds and blasted it with my window rolled down, so all the bitches will think i’m like sensitive and **** and will want to sleep with me[/QUOTE]

Either that or think you're gay.


Just sayin'

nothing to do for 4 hours. oh what to do

im liking all the mylifeisbro comments
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you're welcome[/I]

thank you

Today, I used the phrase “cool story, bro,” nonsarcastically. Then my bro and I fistbumped.

I've used it a bunch on one guy who usually gets memes and he hasn't picked up on it

[QUOTE=illmitch;17979334]i think i might get some wings from pizza hut tonight[/QUOTE]

pageturn but thats what I just ate, it's making my stomach kill tho. Too much mountain dew and garbage today

new mountain dews are bomb

sounds p bro sean

Had a quarter pounder with cheese w/ bbq sauce. Was pretty sweet with a strawberry milkshake.

Me and a few of my mates drop the cool story bro line a lot. Especially on nights out, reactions from some people are hilarious.

shorts + hoodie, i feel like im in la quiete

scary thats what I'm wrearing. I'm rocking my hood up cuz I have my noise cancelling headphones on

my dad needed spinal surgery

so i kicked him in the back

now my sister's replacing his spine with a boob job

is that like knocking up your woman and pushing her down the stairs?

that's called ART

art is for fags

bro :(

truelad can be **** but it's better than mylifeisbro

example : every time I have sex with a different girl I promote my penis one COD army rank. He started on private and is now up to Lieutenant Colonel. Oh and I'm 17. LADmiral

what??

BRO

[quote=adb;17979462]Today, I used the phrase “cool story, bro,” nonsarcastically. Then my bro and I fistbumped.[/quote]

cool story bro

holy **** i just walked into adbland

timjim buy my 5/8's from me

I need money

can't spell adbland without bland

needs more traps and drugs

Trying to get a work visa for EU. Pain in the ***.