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smoking hookah and relaxing with some out of town friends
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I'm hanging with some freinds
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I'm watching [I]Beavis and Butthead[/I] and continuing to learn the Smalltalk programming language
"Heh heh heh. He said 'log'." |
Pizza and Law and Order with my wife. Though she will be knocked out by benadryl.
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Hanging with friends ftw.
Some beers to accompany us, and it'll be teh cooliez. :cool: np: Lesbian - Power Whorses |
lol I thought that said Lesbian Power Whores.
Ok I'm off so I leave you with this: [url]http://www.theonion.com/content/news/falling_down_laundry_chute_and[/url] |
hey what do you think is down this huge hole?
maybe a whole world of pleasure and fun? lets find out |
[QUOTE]Although other deadly mishaps have increased during the first half of 2008—most notably[B] shooting oneself in the head after mistaking a handgun for a telephone[/B], which jumped four spots to the No. 548,219 most common cause of death[/QUOTE]
Lol, americans. :-\ |
*snap*
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[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16425250]I used to watch that before gundam wing and ronin warriors came on after school.[/QUOTE]
toonami ftw My friend is playing a set a local coffe shop so I am going to see that than I'm gonna have people over and we are going to get crunk. |
[QUOTE]incidents involving the eating of thumbtacks while sleepwalking.
[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] "laundry chute–neck breakage is everyone's problem." "Falling down a laundry chute and breaking your neck does not discriminate," Baron said. "Anyone who has access to a shaft long enough to build up the velocity sufficient to fracture any of the C1 through C7 vertebrae is a potential victim." "It is, however, one of the few cases in which obesity is beneficial," Baron continued. "An overweight person will often become wedged in the chute, preventing a fatal fall." [/QUOTE] A big lol. :lol: |
omg gundam wing
that was awful far too complicated angela anaconda ftl |
[IMG]http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Falling-Down-R.article.jpg[/IMG]
Says it all. |
[QUOTE=Stevie II;16425332]omg gundam wing
that was awful far too complicated angela anaconda ftl[/QUOTE] Pssshhhh endless waltz ftw |
[QUOTE=the2stranger;16425338][IMG]http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Falling-Down-R.article.jpg[/IMG]
Says it all.[/QUOTE] Yeah, we live in a feminized country where safety is more important than freedom, so an Ad Council campaign about fatal laundry chute falls wouldn't surprise me in the least. |
Why is Ramen so damn good? Especially when you drop an egg in it while cooking.
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An egg? Never thought of that before.
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Guys.
I be out drinking. Behave bb's :cool: |
[QUOTE=guitrguy;16425366]Why is Ramen so damn good? Especially when you drop an egg in it while cooking.[/QUOTE]
I've never heard of that... I usually just heat up Ramen in the microwave. |
[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16425375]An egg? Never thought of that before.[/QUOTE]
dude its awesome [QUOTE=FreeSmells;16425390]I've never heard of that... I usually just heat up Ramen in the microwave.[/QUOTE] I boil it on the stove, so idk how the egg would work out in the microwave. |
I just put some on the stove haha
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hi5 mang
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[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16425250]I used to watch that before gundam wing and ronin warriors came on after school.[/QUOTE]
I'll always remember Beetleborgz. [QUOTE=the2stranger;16425271]What's everyone planning on doing today?[/QUOTE] I'm going to visit my grandma :cool: I'm going to introduce her to Sufjan Stevens and Tom Waits. |
[QUOTE=guitrguy;16425391]I boil it on the stove, so idk how the egg would work out in the microwave.[/QUOTE]
Haha probly not too well. It intrigues me though, so I might give it a go just to see what will happen. |
[quote=guitrguy;16425396]hi5 Mang[/quote]
H:10 |
Intestines exposed
By violent thrusts The innards removed Dissecting the guts To rip through the skin Tissue and muscle Cartilage shredding Draining blood vessels Frenzied hacking Morals lacking Eviscerate Life is gone before my eyes Flesh matters the most When splattered around Its never morose Absurdly profound Fresh insides come out Excitedly done My purpose in life To kill just for fun Frenzied hacking Morals lacking Eviscerate Life is gone before my eyes Frantic disembowelment Deprived of vital content Organ loss without consent Spastic slicing an event Sharpened steel my covenant Frantic disembowelment Mutilating miscreant Sickening accomplishment Spreading gore is time worth spent Perpetuate this mad intent Eternally malevolent Frantic disembowelment Kidneys exposed The pancreas flew Stomach deleted The spleen I did chew The carving is over You lost and I won Fulfilling my dream I killed you for fun Frenzied hacking Morals lacking Eviscerate Life is gone before my eyes |
[QUOTE=guitrguy;16425391]idk how the egg would work out in the microwave.[/QUOTE]
they blow up. |
[QUOTE=Zen Arcade;16425507]they blow up.[/QUOTE]
you'd break the shell first, duh |
so whos having sex in this thread?
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me
Timjim have you seen Hard candy? It totally made me lose my boner for Ellen for a while. |
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