[QUOTE=progmegood;13335520]Well, House was good. I laughed.
Now, I'm hungry.[/QUOTE]

Shh. I'm still watching it.

I hope you're talking to me....rice is an evil substance.

Any news from Tzadik?

[QUOTE=progmegood;13335551]I hope you're talking to me....rice is an evil substance.

Any news from Tzadik?[/QUOTE]

No news. TMC is dead.

What do you have against rice, Jesse?

-Dave

Oh, hows the growing?

[QUOTE=Aerodyne;13335546]@ Jesse: The other story about the stupid jock who flew through his windshield and got the clap?[/QUOTE]

Riiight.
On an evening just like tonight, 3 days before the final exams for that semester, our hero decides to attend a party being put on by some older people he knows. So he goes, and he drinks, with the mentality of "I'm drnk, bettr drrnk more. Hawrdcoare!!!!!"
Off he goes, bingeing and whatnot. A girl asks him for a ride home. Now, you know all about his sex drive, so he readily accepts, thinking he'll get a ****. There isn't one forthcoming, he drops her off, and she goes in alone. He pulls out of her driveway, accidentally guns the engine instead of pressing the brake, and slams into a buffalo rated fence across the way.
He hits his nose on the steering wheel, and it starts to bleed. He decides, in his infinite wisdom, to return and get more drunk to.....relieve the pain? Whatever, partyyyy!!!!
He arrives, and proceeds to get ****ed in half on booze. His mother calls.
He realizes he's 3 hours late from when he said he'd be in. He jumps into his car again, the tailights smashed and the body dented. He pulls onto a [I]highway[/I] and does the same thing, losing control of the wheel at the same time. He shoots into the ditch and hits a culvert. Which sends him hurtling through the windshield,
Now this kid, well he wasn't ugly. I wouldn't say unbelievably handsome either, but he had a fine face.
When he returned to the school a month later, he looks like a simian-mongoloid that's slammed his face onto a jagged section of live power cable.

[QUOTE=User Name;13335557]No news. TMC is dead.[/QUOTE]
I hate you. Why can't you live?!!!?


And Dave, my pussy-plant bit the dust today. Jerk. However, my other one, he's kickin ***, another 2 weeks and I'll start reducing the amount of light.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13335665]I hate you. Why can't you live?!!!?


And Dave, my slightly confuzzled sea lion-plant bit the dust today. Jerk. However, my other one, he's kickin ***, another 2 weeks and I'll start reducing the amount of light.[/QUOTE]

Hey man, don't blame me. Blame ****ing Phillip Laidlaw. He's taking his sweet time getting back to me. If he ever emails back saying he loves it, I'll keep going.

Don't give up! Send it to other noise labels!

^ :lol:

Better send me some :amaze:

-Dave

Sure will. You know, just in a clear bag. It doesn't need to be in paper right?

Nah, just make sure you include enough for the people at UPS :thumb:

-Dave

[url]http://cars.com/go/search/detail.jsp?tracktype=usedcc&searchType=21&paId=206698828&pageNumber=0&numResultsPerPage=50&largeNumResultsPerPage=0&sortorder=ascending&sortfield=YEAR+ascending%2CPRICE+ascending&certifiedOnly=false&recnum=24&leadExists=true&criteria=K-%7CE-%7CM-_41_%7CB-30000%7CN-N%7CR-10000%7CI-1%7CP-YEAR+ascending%2CPRICE+ascending%7CQ-ascending%7CZ-90024&aff=national[/url]

if only i had money

Jesse, you said something about an incest story. I want to hear it!


:D

Did I? That might have been another kid.....or not. Whatever, let me finish eating then, I'll do it.

Are these real stories? :amaze:

-Dave

Ok, I'll try some more people. Any suggestions?

edit: to jesse.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq9OB6d21jI[/url]
The search for best youtube video ends here.

yes. absolutely.

[url]http://noise.alphamanbeast.com/labels/all.html[/url]

[QUOTE=User Name;13335784]Ok, I'll try some more people. Any suggestions?

edit: to jesse.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq9OB6d21jI[/url]
The search for best youtube video ends here.[/QUOTE]

Thats awesome!

-Dave

[QUOTE=progmegood;13335810][url]http://noise.alphamanbeast.com/labels/all.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Cool, I'll try a few.

Out of curiosity, why don't you try to get your band signed? I mean, Remember Interstellar > Tmc.

Okay, I'm out for the usual nightly routine.

Phone with girlfriend for hour then sleep. Later, guys :wave:

-Dave

[QUOTE=User Name;13335831]Cool, I'll try a few.

Out of curiosity, why don't you try to get your band signed? I mean, Remember Interstellar > Tmc.[/QUOTE]

Remember Interstellar=too inconsistent, and I'm waiting till I have enough good songs recorded for a full length. Then, if worse comes to worse, I can get it distributed digitally.

speaking of which, this guy isn't on the list.
Use him as a last resort though.
myspace.com/obscura_records_film_art

Bye Dave.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13335859]Remember Interstellar=too inconsistent, and I'm waiting till I have enough good songs recorded for a full length. Then, if worse comes to worse, I can get it distributed digitally.

speaking of which, this guy isn't on the list.
Use him as a last resort though.
myspace.com/obscura_records_film_art[/QUOTE]

ah I see.

I'll check that guy out too. Thanks a lot. You may have single-handedly saved the band, though I don't know why I'm looking for a label.


I'm gonna go to bed and make a song tommorow after school. Later everyone!

I should really get working on some guitar skills, then I don't need to worry about having a band and I'll just write my own sick music. I'd need someone who has an ear for percussion, because drums are a goddamn mystery to me.

what don't you get about drums?

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13335901]I should really get working on some guitar skills, then I don't need to worry about having a band and I'll just write my own sick music. I'd need someone who has an ear for percussion, because drums are a goddamn mystery to me.[/QUOTE]

I can do drums, I just can't make satisfying loops.

I don't know, I listen to drummers and think about how cool something sounds, how good or bad it is, but I just haven't got a clue how they do it and make it sound good. Anyone can mess around on guitar or bass for a few minutes and come up with something that's listenable, but to come up with a drum part to a song... I just can't wrap my head around it. It seems way too complicated.

For some reason i can get drums but not guitar or at least chords. There is somthing about playing more thatn 2 two strings at a time that bugs me.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13335987]I don't know, I listen to drummers and think about how cool something sounds, how good or bad it is, but I just haven't got a clue how they do it and make it sound good. Anyone can mess around on guitar or bass for a few minutes and come up with something that's listenable, but to come up with a drum part to a song... I just can't wrap my head around it. It seems way too complicated.[/QUOTE]

Drums are probably the hardest instrument to start off, just cuz they're completely different from almost anything else. Once you get playing for a little than a year though, a basic beat is extremely easy to make.