csb

No, I don't care about posted pictures of my face.

I always care about my "dickie".

my dickie was taken care off last night >_<

[QUOTE=adb;17522808]csb[/QUOTE]

what? I don't speak adb

cool story bro

[QUOTE=rasputin;17521814]mathjic you are the epitome of australia[/QUOTE]

idk I'm just me tbh but thanks

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17522812]my dickie was taken care off last night >_<[/QUOTE]

yay yay!

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17522966]yay yay![/QUOTE]

this was my exact reaction

stormriders pic is my favourite so far

whats going on in yours ev?

post haz pix

looks like prelude to mushroom stamp apocalypse

um well those two were drunk as ****. The chick told me like 20 times she was gonna study abroad at university college but couldnt afford it. she wanted to study dietetics or something but shes kinda chunky. We started ****ing with her making her think that we were all gonna go to the same college and i convinced her i was french and ****, and i kept asking her if she worked out. Then she passed out on the couch and her drunk friend gavin, or gayvin as we dubbed him cause he was a closet gay, went to try and spoon with her. I just posed like this for a bunch of photos i never actually mushroom-stamped them. The dude left after a while and the chick started bawling her eyes out so went to see what was up. she said she was cld so i got her a blanket. Then she tried to make out with me and i was like **** no! gayvin eventually came back with a car, i dont know how the **** he drove, and tried to get her in. He was to limp wristed to lift her fat *** so i had to do it. kinda random. all this took like 45 minutes start to finish

csb

*tldr

long story short, chick was fat drunk and dumb. i didnt mushroom stamp her.

ew fatties

i mean she wasnt huge but she should have been in better shape if she wants to become a dietician

[QUOTE=mappymassacre;17522803]boy, why dont you care about your dickie? everyone's dickie needs a good sucky suck![/QUOTE]

bahahaa

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17523154]post haz pix[/QUOTE]

I already posted one

I always thought you looked older, Haz.