[QUOTE=Iron Man]Try "!@#"

Hopefully people will get what you mean. And it's still 3 characters![/QUOTE]

LMAO

[QUOTE=Iron Man]Try "!@#"

Hopefully people will get what you mean. And it's still 3 characters![/QUOTE]
oic

[QUOTE=Iron Man]Try "!@#"

Hopefully people will get what you mean. And it's still 3 characters![/QUOTE]
haha, that's pretty creative

[QUOTE=Iron Man]Try "!@#"

Hopefully people will get what you mean. And it's still 3 characters![/QUOTE]
!@# :p

/spam

Why's everyone picking on me in this thread. :(

I can assure you I'm fairly real.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Why's everyone picking on me in this thread. :(

I can assure you I'm fairly real.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like something an unreal person would say.

[QUOTE=EddieVanHalen769]!@# :p

/spam[/QUOTE]
edit'd

:(.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]:(.[/QUOTE]
That too.










:p

[QUOTE=Superpeer]:(.[/QUOTE]
Stop spamming, mod. :p

Mean. :(



[QUOTE]It was opening night at the theater and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"****!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theater. [/QUOTE]

I am such a big man!

You see, there are workmen surrounding the side and back of my house, while they construct this retarded new development because they are greedy bastards who want to make money.

Anyways, I heard one of the workmen say, in a rather loud voice, "Right, is that enough for you? Cos I'm not fuc[font=]k[/font]ing going [sic] back up here again. What the Fu[font=]c[/font]k? Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Mother-Fu[font=]c[/font]ker.

Then I heard my next door neighbour open her door, walk up to the fenceline of her house, and ask the guy to either swear quietly, or not swear at all, because of her young children. However, I could hear the bastard having a go at her as well, saying it was private property blah blah blah. So I went up the back and had a go at him, calling him a Fu[font=]c[/font]kwit, a moron, a dickhead, a dropkick, you name it. Then I went a told the site manager about him, so the idiot is on report. Good thing he was one of the workers I hate.

Oh...that's a shame.

EDIT: To Jelle

Jason: stfu n00b :)

Vince is not EMO. Vince is just a NERD.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I am such a big man!

You see, there are workmen surrounding the side and back of my house, while they construct this retarded new development because they are greedy bastards who want to make money.

Anyways, I heard one of the workmen say, in a rather loud voice, "Right, is that enough for you? Cos I'm not fuc[font=]k[/font]ing going [sic] back up here again. What the Fu[font=]c[/font]k? Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Mother-Fu[font=]c[/font]ker.

Then I heard my next door neighbour open her door, walk up to the fenceline of her house, and ask the guy to either swear quietly, or not swear at all, because of her young children. However, I could hear the bastard having a go at her as well, saying it was private property blah blah blah. So I went up the back and had a go at him, calling him a Fu[font=]c[/font]kwit, a moron, a dickhead, a dropkick, you name it. Then I went a told the site manager about him, so the idiot is on report. Good thing he was one of the workers I hate.[/QUOTE]

You should have just dropped him with a well-aimed wrench.

Hello everyone!

Haha, Riva. Nice job with the workman.

Now that I am 18, I can go up for assault charges. :(

Well that's when you retreat to a safe distance and apologise. For maximum points, the apology should be delivered through a megaphone.

That's not so cool.

I suppose if I worked him up enough, he could have struck me first. Then it becomes self-defense. ;)

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Vince is not EMO. Vince is just a NERD.[/QUOTE]
No, both apply.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Now that I am 18, I can go up for assault charges. :([/QUOTE]
Whoa! What happened here?

Anybody else watch CSI?

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I am such a big man!

You see, there are workmen surrounding the side and back of my house, while they construct this retarded new development because they are greedy bastards who want to make money.

Anyways, I heard one of the workmen say, in a rather loud voice, "Right, is that enough for you? Cos I'm not fuc[font=]k[/font]ing going [sic] back up here again. What the Fu[font=]c[/font]k? Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Mother-Fu[font=]c[/font]ker.

Then I heard my next door neighbour open her door, walk up to the fenceline of her house, and ask the guy to either swear quietly, or not swear at all, because of her young children. However, I could hear the bastard having a go at her as well, saying it was private property blah blah blah. So I went up the back and had a go at him, calling him a Fu[font=]c[/font]kwit, a moron, a dickhead, a dropkick, you name it. Then I went a told the site manager about him, so the idiot is on report. Good thing he was one of the workers I hate.[/QUOTE]

What does [sic] mean? I never figured that out. :confused:

[QUOTE=Bartender]Well that's when you retreat to a safe distance and apologise. For maximum points, the apology should be delivered through a megaphone.[/QUOTE]

:lol: That megaphone part was very funny to me.

[sic] implys bad spelling or grammar within a quote, id est it is not your fault, but the person you are quoting.

I just put some boxes in the skip downstairs. Bad times. :(

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva][sic] implys bad spelling or grammar within a quote, id est it is not your fault, but the person you are quoting.

I just put some boxes in the skip downstairs. Bad times. :([/QUOTE]

Thanks :thumb:

Bartender, your Lateralus review was awesome. If I didn't already have the cd, I would've bought it.

Anyone here?

[QUOTE=high_voltage_acdc]Anyone here?[/QUOTE]

:wave:

Hey.

Hello.