[QUOTE=ScorpSath]Maxwell Murder ;)[/QUOTE]

Gonna revive the recording thread of it?

*totally changes subject*

"And they did feast upon the sloths and lambs and fruitbats and breakfast cereals..."

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]My Bass teacher is a crook

We pay him for 4 weeks lessons by the month. Then he says that we get every 5th week in a month for free. He's cancelled the fifth free lesson on me every time for the past year and a half[/QUOTE]


shouldnt he still give you a free lesson? and if hes been doing this for a year , why dont you get a new teacher?

"It's just a flesh wound..."

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES."

Or vice versa...

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=gaslight]Gonna revive the recording thread of it?[/QUOTE]

Maybe, or make a new one....

Thou shalt count to 3. No more, no less.

Cause he's a little bitch who's only in it for the money

*cough* noob bass comp voting *cough* . . . meh . . . i can't force people to vote so . . . meh . . .

[QUOTE=e p]Thou shalt count to 3. No more, no less.[/QUOTE]

I WAS JUST TYPING THAT!

"...And 3 shall be the number of thine counting. 3 shall be the number, not 4, not 5, nor shall though countest to 2, unless thouest proceedest to 3."

What about Life of Brian, the story of the boy born in the manger next to Jesus Christ? :lol:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=ScorpSath]Maxwell Murder ;)[/QUOTE]
i have a recording (on speed/time) on my soundclick . . .

" My friend Joey sewed his hands together!!"

-Chatterbox FM GTA3

Who lives in Ohio?

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]" My friend Joey sewed his hands together!!"

-Chatterbox FM GTA3[/QUOTE]

Best ****ing radio station ever.

EVER.

[QUOTE=Basskiid]shouldnt he still give you a free lesson? and if hes been doing this for a year , why dont you get a new teacher?[/QUOTE]

Cause he's the only guy who teaches bass guitar that I know of.
:upset:

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]I WAS JUST TYPING THAT!

"...And 3 shall be the number of thine counting. 3 shall be the number, not 4, not 5, nor shall though countest to 2, unless thouest proceedest to 3."

What about Life of Brian, the story of the boy born in the manger next to Jesus Christ? :lol:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]


Or similar....




Clerks.

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]" My friend Joey sewed his hands together!!"

-Chatterbox FM GTA3[/QUOTE]

Dude, I literally know every joke on that station.

*About CRAP (citizens raging against phones)*
"Well, it's difficult to organize meetings without the phone. We've resorted with carrier pigeons, but they keep disappearing..."

*later, someone calls in about eating various animals*
"Pigeon's some good eatin'. Sometimes, they come with little notes attached. It's like...a fortune cookie with wings."

I love that thing. I know every joke posible on that friggin station.

"So, do you have anything else to say, or...?"
"Yeah, FREE KEVIN!"
"Oh great, another lunatic..."

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=e p]Or similar....




Clerks.[/QUOTE]

Kevin Smith = amazing. Dogma is one of the greatest movies ever.

Anything by Smith kicks *** (Dogma, Clerks, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob, etc.).

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]Cause he's the only guy who teaches bass guitar that I know of.
:upset:[/QUOTE]

really? most guitar teacher teach bass. try putting up a sign at like stores and cummunity centers and stuff saying u need lessons.

"There it is! The most horrible creature of all time"
"What? Behind the rabbit"



"It's only Wafer thin."






"NI!"

So on the news there was something about a toddler who fell down a well...

[QUOTE=Foxfire]Best ****ing radio station ever.

EVER.[/QUOTE]


well hello there billy
hey can i borrow a knife
i didnt know it was hockey season

hahahah i could listen to that forever :lol:

Blearg. I got some stuff to do. Night Mx. :wave:

Cya :wave:.

"I SAVE YOUR HUSBAND! I SAVE YOUR DADDY! IT'S A MIRACLE"



(to the vegetarian)
"Can we get some bacon in here?"

[QUOTE=Dieforitall89][b]Blearg.[/b][/QUOTE]

Interesting sound.

My dad laughed at that news story

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Kevin Smith = amazing. Dogma is one of the greatest movies ever.

Anything by Smith kicks *** (Dogma, Clerks, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob, etc.).

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]


:thumb:

I quite enjoy Dogma.

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]Army of Darkness Rules

"...this is my [B]BOOMSTICK[/B]!!!![/QUOTE]

"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me... Blow"

Love that movie man, we are getting some good n00bs lately! :lol:

Allright, see ya guys. [QUOTE]snoggins!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]My dad laughed at that news story[/QUOTE]

Kid down the well?

When I saw it I just sort of stared. You know how cliche "and the child fell down the well" sounds?

o_O

Later dieforitall :wave:

Chatterbox = the best.

Reed: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have already visualized the desk in two
half desks, and now, I shall make it so! Dragon stance...HHIII-YAA...OOOHW...OOW LAZLOW, OOH LAZLOW...I think I hurt my hand!! My...my pinky's all bent the wrong way!"
Lazlow (with lisp mocking Reed Tucker): "Listen karate kid...the desk is still in one piece, thanks for coming on the show!"
Reed: "Okay Lazlow, mockery will get you nowhere! I think I'm gonna hit you now!!"
Lazlow: "Ohh...I bruise easily, don't throw any tofus or bean curds at me!"

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=madthumbs]"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me... Blow"

Love that movie man, we are getting some good n00bs lately! :lol:[/QUOTE]


(noobs)

**** Straight

Bean curdth!

Wheres Lassie when you need him......









:upset:

[QUOTE=Foxfire]Interesting sound.[/QUOTE]

I concur...

:thumb:

-Gav

Everyone knows that horses implode at large volumes of low frequency, silly

-ep


haha that is quite possibly teh funniets thing ive heard all day... all week even

[QUOTE=Foxfire]Bean curdth![/QUOTE]

Hahahaha, everyone is cracking me up tonight.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=e p]Wheres Lassie when you need him......









:upset:[/QUOTE]

Too lazy to get up and get somethin, eh?

Get a monkey.

A COMMUNIST MONKEY!

G'night