Broccoli cheese*

I need to piss.

Plus I'm very angry!

Angry piss. hmm, how does that work?

It just shoots out very rapidly, it hurt.

ouch, so its more like a fire hose than a garden hose.

I always shoot like a fire hose. ^_^

I hope you pull out then. I don't think girls like having their uterus destroyed.

It doesn't make any difference after the scissors, though.

[QUOTE=Kage;15645448]It doesn't make any difference after the scissors, though.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Kage;15645448]It doesn't make any difference after the scissors, though.[/QUOTE]

Good point.

[QUOTE=Kage;15645198]Broccoli cheese*[/QUOTE]

*jello pudding

butt secks*

*surprise sex

My last christmas cover is going to be so irritating. I did it when I had just woken up, so my falsetto was way off. But I think that makes it twice as funny.

[QUOTE=Anglachel;15645510]*surprise sex[/QUOTE]

*lol rape

:cool:


So, I ran out of projects at work.

Know what else is cool? Lynchings!

[b][color=red]A friendly reminder that racism isn't funny unless it's in the black metal thread.[/b][/color]

One of the guys in the room next to me keeps pounding on the wall, I assume in response to my loud playing of Mercyful Fate. But I'll be damned if I turn it down because of that.

Its encouraged in Mississippi.

Deth, stab that faggot with a plastic spoon.

Yay Today in my shitty political science class we got the option of taking a regular final on Tuesday, or a take home one.

The regular one consists of you knowing everything off of the study guide, and certain things from it being on the test.

The take home one consists of you doing approximately HALF THE STUDY GUIDE and typing it up and stretching it into 5 pages.

Naturally, all but 2 people in the class are doing the take home. w000t

I'm going to my friends jazz gig tonight :cool:

NP: Jaco Pastorius - Donna Lee

I need to learn that song.

I'm gonna go get some food, peace brahs

We have a rave dance party at school today. It was enjoyable.

Were there chicks handing out X via mouth?

I was handing XTC via penis to vagina

Good.

whenever I tell girls to come to raves/dance parties they think I'm gonna date rape them :upset:

Well, aren't you?

yes

if it weren't for date rape I'd never get laid

You also get butt raped by a large inmate.

Christian, was it you who sent me the Merry Axemas albums? I'm listening to the Eric Johnson song right now and it's sososo great. Both albums are very cool, even if the shred songs kind of go against the grain of Christmas music.

[I]One more class[/I] today and then I'll


go home

[I][right]get stoned[/right][/I]

Tasty!

[url]http://media.skoopy.com/misc/snake_roo/[/url]

That's either a huge python or a tiny big red.

Does it take them months to digest all of it?

well thats what a gross waste of time

Man, I have to go to a music honors society induction tonight to get inducted. I don't really feel like going, especially since I've been shitting like crazy since about 3 o clock. Damn fish sandwich.

Yeah, a meal that size could take a few months to finish digesting. On the positive side, the snake won't have to find a meal (or even move) for a few months. On the negative side, unless it's picked a very good hiding spot (which it doesn't look like) it's rather vulnerable for the time it takes to finish digesting the meal. You saw how distended it was, after all.

EDIT: Talking about the python, not SF's pooping mania.

Was that a relative of yours Riva? My condolences LOL

[QUOTE=pulseczar;15646191]Was that a relative of yours Riva? My condolences LOL[/QUOTE]

Nah mate, wallabies are more closely related to Australians because they're easier to catch and screw. LOL