yeah it's half term my parents are here all the time i want it to be term time again

bored

starving

just got a lecture about being snarky to my friend while she's on her period

****ing girls

loooool

apparently I'm not allowed to talk about how awesome I am for getting better grades than her on papers or 'eat bananas smugly'

shoulda told her to eat your banana smugly

saw a girl eating a banana at the library like a month ago

she wasn't particularly attractive but I was staring

haven't talked to my girlfriend in 3 days suffering from withdrawal so bad

wow I made a thread on /b/

wow its doing well

feels good man

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18011444]haven't talked to my girlfriend in 3 days suffering from withdrawal so bad[/QUOTE]

get a hold of your life dude

how do i get a hold of my life i don't have friends or anything :c

[IMG]http://imgur.com/TOhLG.jpg[/IMG]

I don't either

unless my brother counts

[I]i thought women would urinate from their assholes[/I]

you mean they don't?

listen, okay..

i dont [I]mean[/I] anything


:(

[QUOTE=adb;18011416]saw a girl eating a banana at the library like a month ago

she wasn't particularly attractive but I was staring[/QUOTE]

thats a csb

and when I told my gf that she was like uhh what?

then I explained to her that a banana is shaped like a penis.

revelations that day.

she sounds sharp

any luck with the spyware?

ugh i ate a banana today i feel so dirty

best ****ing snacks ever

bastards need to last longer before going bad though

[QUOTE=Deth;18011483]she sounds sharp

any luck with the spyware?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=18010417&postcount=24467[/url]

k cool, whoever writes those things are good

idk about chrome **** that noise

[QUOTE=adb;18011445]wow I made a thread on /b/

wow its doing well

feels good man



get a hold of your life dude[/QUOTE]

made a thread on /b/?

take your own advice.

The **** is /b/?

4chan

sup guys got a new laptop

shits so fast

What kind of laptop??

lol what kind of laptop poops? does it have a cute butthole :lol:

Just got done working out pretty ****ing hard so I rewarded myself with a slice. :3

toshiba satellite a505

i'm downloading like three torrents right now at max speed and browsing the interwebs and my old laptop could barely even download **** at half speed

[QUOTE=iarescientists;18011697]toshiba satellite a505

i'm downloading like three torrents right now at max speed and browsing the interwebs and my old laptop could barely even download **** at half speed[/QUOTE]

Just googled that **** and it looks mad plush.

got back from five guys a lil bit ago

sooooooooooo goooood

ugh toshiba

i had one and it died in a year and a half. worse is i babied that mother****er into oblivion

good luck with it though

[QUOTE=illmitch;18011702]got back from five guys a lil bit ago

sooooooooooo goooood[/QUOTE]

Major queer.

hey i remember when five guys gay jokes were funny

[QUOTE=illmitch;18011702]got back from five guys a lil bit ago

sooooooooooo goooood[/QUOTE]

Look at your post, man. How could I resist?

yeah i had a toshiba before this and it worked fine for three years although it slowed down considerably within the last few months

so you bought a new one

lol brent sopels facial hair