[QUOTE=AA-12;17654191]yeah

its basicaly the same as the first game, but everything that sucked in AC1 (the mission structure, etc) is fixed and overhauled.[/QUOTE]

so you can do more than interogating people by punching them, listening to people on a bench and pickpocketing? i might actually enjoy playing this one to the end.

I work in a morgue
So that I can always pork
Cold, dry vag[size=2]i[/size]na

[QUOTE=mappyxmassacre;17654213]i explode inside
for the worms to have their feast
my semen, sustenance[/QUOTE]

hahahahaha

/mournful [I]shakuhachi[/I] notes

arid [font=verdana]va[/font]gina
oh so irresistible
pink and grey delight

Overwhelming stench
I've got maggots on my dick
But she can't say "no"

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;17654227]Overwhelming stench
I've got maggots on my dick
But she can't say "no"[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAH :thumb:

see japanese culture
is like a rotten dead neon corpse
plow my meat

haz you didnt follow the 575 rules =[

you seem to be dead
rigor mortis in your ***
my dick is cum hearse

i gaze on your corpse
your booty meat is my goal
festering anus

lubricate with feces
'tween breasts that swell with decay
farewell miranda

just for chris :')

Rancid beyond comprehension
I'm full of blood
she is not

after brent has died
his virginity is mine
love, the zombie kind

[QUOTE=nevertoolate;17654244]Rancid beyond comprehension
I'm full of blood
she is not[/QUOTE]

NOT A HAIKU

but beautiful nonetheless :')

edit: holy **** anferny

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17654247]after brent has died
his virginity is mine
love, the zombie kind[/QUOTE]

thx mappy

hahahahahahahahahahaha anthony

yeah mine even rhymes

**** off, non-elite
your intestines are nothing but
a womb for my seed

i lust for munging
your body seems oh so prime
elbow drop makes juice

[QUOTE=mappyxmassacre;17654243]lubricate with feces
'tween breasts that swell with decay
farewell miranda

just for chris :')[/QUOTE]

(5:44:04 PM) pyohlin: I've got an idea
(5:44:07 PM) pyohlin: five syllables
(5:44:11 PM) pyohlin: seven syllables
(5:44:16 PM) pyohlin: "Farewell Miranda"
(5:44:18 PM) pyohlin: DO IT FAGGOT
(5:44:19 PM) iamtherobots: lol
(5:44:26 PM) iamtherobots: nah
(5:44:28 PM) iamtherobots: i might cum
(5:44:39 PM) pyohlin: put a sock over your dick
(5:44:41 PM) pyohlin: I know I'm hard
(5:45:01 PM) iamtherobots: hahah
(5:45:21 PM) iamtherobots: okay fine
(5:45:23 PM) iamtherobots: ill do it
(5:47:39 PM) iamtherobots: done
(5:47:56 PM) pyohlin: ahahahahahaha
(5:52:18 PM) pyohlin: I tried to top that
(5:52:19 PM) pyohlin: can't
(5:52:23 PM) pyohlin: and I have incest on my side
(5:52:28 PM) iamtherobots: hahaha

fisting the deceased
inhaling petrified scat
paper towels, none

my dead asian queen
as demons ejaculate
your taint is now mine

iwrotehaikusaboutnecrophiliainyourcommunitythread

[QUOTE=mappyxmassacre;17654243]lubricate with feces
'tween breasts that swell with decay
farewell miranda

just for chris :')[/QUOTE]

Attaining climax
Incestuous ecstasy
Her head just fell off

The R&M Necrophiliac Haiku Writing Club (No Breathing Allowed)

The R&M Necrophiliac Haiku Writing Club (No Mouth Breathing Allowed)

[QUOTE=AA-12;17654258]i lust for munging
your body seems oh so prime
elbow drop makes juice[/QUOTE]

LOL yessss

mine is the best because it is funny at adbs expense

mine's the best because it's about committing necrophiliac incest gleefully

Both pussy and soil:
loose, rotten, decaying filth.
Just like your mother.

Not as good as some of you guys' but what the hey.

Oh wow, I forgot the word filter did that. That's slightly more than five syllables, huh?

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17654236]haz you didnt follow the 575 rules =[[/QUOTE]

yeah i'm a little rusty :(

its cool mine arent memorable :(

beating dragon age just made me want to play baldurs gate 2 and neverwinter nights again. fuuuuck

baldurs gate 2 is srsly one of my favorite rpgs ever

Is it worth buying?

I have baldurs gate too but i've never played it

maybe I should install it and stop playing random SNES games this morning

im trying to think of another haiku =[

my back hurts