My nipz are so hard. :3

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17653775]soooo
i broke up with my girlfriend last night
chillin with another girl thats stupid cute today. am i an spatula?[/QUOTE]

Well, you're a man at least.

My un-official lady is apparently turning down her favorite sexual partner of all time when he comes out next week so as not to ruin things with me...which seemed more related to the topic before i typed it.

i got a nosebleed at best buy and it looks like i had my period in their bathroom

does this make me cool or unique

weird :o

on a good note i bought a FAT BAG (of tasty sunflower seeds)

mmmmmmmmm sunflower seeds

[QUOTE=AA-12;17653847]on a good note i bought a FAT BAG (of tasty sunflower seeds)[/QUOTE]

Yummy.

sunflower seeds are too much work for too little reward

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17653830]Well, you're a man at least.

My un-official lady is apparently turning down her favorite sexual partner of all time when he comes out next week so as not to ruin things with me...which seemed more related to the topic before i typed it.[/QUOTE]


hahaha it's pretty related. and that's pretty cool of her to do that.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17653854]sunflower seeds are too much work for too little reward[/QUOTE]

using them like snus/chew is easy

how are you an asshole for ending a relationship to bang a hot chick? sounds like a good idea to me.

unless his girl was cool

I eat sunflower seeds whole tbh, shell and all!

(same thing i post every day)

relationships are gay bang as many hot bitches as possible

[QUOTE=Angmar;17653864]I eat sunflower seeds whole tbh, shell and all![/QUOTE]

hows your butthole

until you die!

my butthole never has problems excreting them people always ask when they see me eat them that way but it's fine.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17653867](same thing i post every day)

relationships are gay bang as many hot bitches as possible[/QUOTE]

ugh im starting to think this sometimes

probably because ive been involved in too much lady gaga and mdma though

its kinda like borderlands. sometimes you get a really nice gun/bitch, and youre like oh man i really like this one i want to keep it. but then you find a new one and its stats/tits are a little bit better, and even though you really want to hold on to that old one because youve grown a little attached to it you know in your heart you will be better off with the new one. and theres just so many of them out there, and theyre all so nice, theres no point in not firing/banging all of them at least once.

see josh i tried to relate to you as much as possible with that

i bought a FAT BAG (of potato chips)

i hate how im such a nerd that explaining real life situations in videogame terms makes more sense to me than anything else

haha

but really, i dont mesh well with 99% of people on a relationship level, and unemotional sex hardly does anything for me. id rather stick with someone im comfortable with, you know?

i just like how by changing only 3 words in that statement you change the entire meaning of it

yeah yeah its all dependent on who you are and what makes you happy

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17653873]its kinda like borderlands. sometimes you get a really nice gun/bitch, and youre like oh man i really like this one i want to keep it. but then you find a new one and its stats/tits are a little bit better, and even though you really want to hold on to that old one because youve grown a little attached to it you know in your heart you will be better off with the new one. and theres just so many of them out there, and theyre all so nice, theres no point in not firing/banging all of them at least once.

see josh i tried to relate to you as much as possible with that[/QUOTE]

hahahaha

thumbs up to this page

[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2m79g01.gif[/img]

that synchs perfecetly with the song im listening to

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17653979][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2m79g01.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

nice!!

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17653979][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2m79g01.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

i like this quite a bit

if only it were bigger and a full video instead of a gif

r&m needs moar bdsm

hello hangovah

i always read bdsm as black/death/suicide metal

i want to smack buttz for a living

i'd get on board with that

i live down by the railroad tracks. one of these days i wanna hop on board a train rolling down the line. i wont care where it takes me because as long as im moving fast, call it easy riding, call it hard traveling; i wont mind. i wont mind at all where im going. it can take me east or west i dont care. by that time ill be glad to be most anywhere. dont that sound quite alright by me. i wont mind at all where im going. theres a police station just down the street from here. i imagine one day theres gonna be a good ol boy trying to pick me up for something i didnt do. i wont care where he takes me. as long as im still alive, as long as im still breathing and my fingers are picking out songs i wont mind. i wont mind at all where im going. he can haul my *** to jail i dont care.

[QUOTE=AA-12;17654004]i live down by the railroad tracks. one of these days i wanna hop on board a train rolling down the line. i wont care where it takes me because as long as im moving fast, call it easy riding, call it hard traveling; i wont mind. i wont mind at all where im going. it can take me east or west i dont care. by that time ill be glad to be most anywhere. dont that sound quite alright by me. i wont mind at all where im going. theres a police station just down the street from here. i imagine one day theres gonna be a good ol boy trying to pick me up for something i didnt do. i wont care where he takes me. as long as im still alive, as long as im still breathing and my fingers are picking out songs i wont mind. i wont mind at all where im going. he can haul my *** to jail i dont care.[/QUOTE]
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woah mary, you've got a beautiful baby
mary you've got a beautiful boy

this is for the ones who never made it home alive
call them martyrs if you want to we dont mind

[QUOTE=AA-12;17653995]r&m needs moar bdsm[/QUOTE]

this, honestly