[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]That reminds me.

*grabs beer*

Ahh, that is much better.[/QUOTE]

I wish I could. Just kidding about the Aussie comments. I'm actually surprised you didn't come back with a US comment. I mean come on Jason, I handed it to you by telling you I was eating McDonald's...

Yey! MX is Back!

Fix'd. And just for Chris... "Stupid Fat Americans"

Speaking of which, has anyone heard that Lazyboy song, "Underwear goes on the inside"? Very funny.

Underwear Goes Inside The Pants


Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the ****ing mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother ****er. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your *** before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

:lol: That's great.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Fix'd. And just for Chris... "Stupid Fat Americans"

Speaking of which, has anyone heard that Lazyboy song, "Underwear goes on the inside"? Very funny.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for coming though. Very humorous song too, had me laughing good at a few parts.

NP: Pantera - Cemetery Gates

I know. I saw it on the radio, I and thought "Wow! A commercial, mainstream song with meaning". :eek:

Hehe... The Trial's brilliance just increased tenfold. I can't believe how many little nuances I can draw from it each time. I mean Pink Floyd's song, of course.

of course

Sweet, so my bloody internet connection was out for dam[size=2]n[/size] near the last 2 hours. Anyone still around?

I am. I always lurk, in a fashion reminiscent of a lurker.

GG STARCRAFT NUB GL HF NO RE.

omfg! teh forumz!

We hereby dedicate this page to: |3375[]D34|<

I think i am going to bed soon...I gotta go to work in like 4 hours heh.

7H1$ 1N73|2N3T P|20BL3M 1$ P1$$1NG M3 0FF...sux0rs

You work?! :eek:

I mean... |_| \/\/0|2|< ???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WooT WooT for mx.

Joe, Upload your avatar again. You got problems...

Meh, i lost it. So new geek avatar for me, goodbye Winged Zero, hello Gaara.

Wewt, Gaara is a 12 year old bad as[SIZE=2]s[/SIZE].

Arghh! Anime all around me! Must fight way out! No time to cry, only time to die!

WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FREEDOM, BITCHES!!!!!

....

Grab Him Back! Get The Heathen Back Into The Circle Of Anime Tranquility!

I'm with Jason. Brian and teh Yogi shall fight to the death against anime...

Stretch punch, flame breath, stretch kick, flame breath.

/Drinks Martini to prepare for fight, bites anime in the stones with razor sharp dog teeth, has another martini and a smoke/

Flame breath, stretch kick, flame breath, stretch punch, stretch punch-stretch punch combo.

I win. :)

(I was such a cheese back then)

/Byakugan

/Hakkeshou Kaiten!

/Hakke Rokujuu Yonshou!

/they all die.

/me has no idea what you mean

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]/me has no idea what you mean[/QUOTE]

That's because he's speaking anime.

I see. Bloody hell.

Goodnight MX. :wave:

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I see. Bloody hell.[/QUOTE]


In simple man words : you are dead.

Have a good one. Hey, by the end of the week we should be at 1000 pages in here.

[QUOTE=cjborton]Have a good one. Hey, by the end of the day we should be at 1000 pages in here.[/QUOTE]

Fix'd.

Get the hell out of here you addict!

No man. One more post. I just need one more. Just a litte one. I can stop whenever I want. Just one more. Now. One More Post....

No more searching? What has been going on the past few days?

[QUOTE=DonMancini]No more searching? What has been going on the past few days?[/QUOTE]

A hug server crash.

[QUOTE=Gilmour]A hug server crash.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I just had a look-see in the announcement/site forum. Anyone know when the search function might be back? :p

[QUOTE=DonMancini]Yeah I just had a look-see in the announcement/site forum. Anyone know when the search function might be back? :p[/QUOTE]

They're still trying to work a few of the remaining post-crash bugs out. I'm sure it won't be long before we see it again.