brother peacock totes loves to hear with weird ears

having a sick new years bros drunk as fuck with my aunt

loving life all the best in your weekly by weekly endeavours

what is love

good luck harold, keep in touch

watching er, george clooney is annoying but noah wyle is cute in a '90s jewish way

righty ho

time to start writing this essay
soon as i finish browsing mx to put it off

sup bros

nm wake and bake

just fapped

another 800 words to fill

use what the military taught you

[QUOTE=adb;18762445]two not funny posters[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpbu4964a1qftidoo1_400.jpg[/IMG]

it's about why germany beat france in ww2
every sentence is a more sophisticated way of saying
'germany were awesome aryan krieg machines and france were a bunch of faggy hipsters'

yeah basically, the lack of french resistance is embarrassing

[QUOTE=P13;18762402]@mitch

lol what the fuck happened to Adrian Orange? he just lost his mind and makes shitty instrumental beats now haha[/QUOTE]

/noonward crashes through the ceiling

[QUOTE=adb;18762411]watching zack and miri make a porno

is seth rogan mappy[/QUOTE]

horrible movie

yeah that movie was weak

woohoo essay done
now i just got to throw in some references here and there to pretend i didn't get it all from a tv documentary

essay shmessay

u think ure better than me?

*swings fist*

lol u missed

*passed out on the floor*

hate fireworks what kind of morons are impressed by them
wow big bang colours wow pfft

should i put at the end of the essay

tl;dr france were a bunch of pussies

fireworks rule you are a bitch *swings fist*

u drunk u missin all th etiem

*wakes up*

what did you say about me *swings fist*

*passes out*

[I]nate get a grip [/I]

*wakes up and pulls out penis*

grip [I]this[/I], bitch

*passes out*

TAke him home ron

*draws a penis on nates face*

never done anything for new year
never
every year spend with family getting drunk then going to bed at 5 past midnight thinking why did i stay up for that shit