[QUOTE=RippingCorpseAttack]Here's the story.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom at Walgreen's. My friend Andy walked in and said, "Dude, I bought like 50 mini-bowls of Ramen noodles." I quickly finished my business and demanded that he give me one of the bowls, because I was really hungry and I couldn't wait to eat. He was reluctant though, and wouldn't give me one (probably due to the fact that he is a @^%#%!$$%). I finally offered him a buck for one, and he accepted.

I promptly opened the top of the bowl, and turned on the hot water in the bathroom. Two minutes later, I was eating Beef flavored goodness in a Walgreen's bathroom. All with my right index finger. :)[/QUOTE]

AMAZING, eating in a bathroom would totally own, I know about "eating" in bathrooms, but not actually eating.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]AMAZING[/QUOTE]

Alright thats honestly enough for tonight.(spam)

I just downloaded Tools version of No Quarter and I think its garbage compared to LZ. A lot of people say its better, I just dont really like it too much.

[QUOTE=RCA]@^%#%!$$%[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna try and decipher this..

A V O L O X O L O I S S O L O

Wow, I'm surprised how well that came out. :lol:

R Blythe- Are you serious? Tool's version blasts the original out of the water, IMO. Meh, that's just me though. I do still like both version s very much, I just think that Tool's is nearly flawless.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]R Blythe- Are you serious? Tool's version blasts the original out of the water, IMO. Meh, that's just me though. I do still like both version s very much, I just think that Tool's is nearly flawless.[/QUOTE]

Idk, it could just be me. I usually only listen to that song to relax myself at night after a full day of metal, and i guess LZ version is just a lot more relaxing.

I've listened to bothversions a lot, but I actually liked Zep's version better at first, but then I began to listen to Tool's version more and more until it became one of my favorite Tool songs. I know it sounds dumb that one of my faves is a cover, but it's truly a very amazing track.

Bah, It's late here, and I have to get up early, so I'm off for the night. See you all later! :wave:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I'm gonna try and decipher this..

A V O L O X O L O I S S O L O

Wow, I'm surprised how well that came out. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm going to use that as an actual insult from now on. :lol:

Me - "You're such an Avoloxoloissolo."

Some dude - " :upset: "

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]
R Blythe- Are you serious? Tool's version blasts the original out of the water, IMO. Meh, that's just me though. I do still like both version s very much, I just think that [b]Tool's is nearly flawless.[/b][/QUOTE]
Error, flawed juxtaposition. :)

I don't like Tool's rendition much either...probably due to the fact i don't like a good lot of what that band does.

Right on, Vince.

[url]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/aPICTURE/434343.bmp[/url]

Amazing concept artwork.

I've never heard Tool's version. I'd like to.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Holy crap you're creative. I would've never thought of that.

That is genius.[/QUOTE]

Are you amazed at my bathroom chef skills, or using not-so-subtle sarcasm to point out the unoriginal-ness of my new insult?

Just curious. :)

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix][url]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/aPICTURE/434343.bmp[/url]

Amazing concept artwork.

I've never heard Tool's version. I'd like to.[/QUOTE]

You live for the discoball mens thong. And Tool fans stfu their version is not as good.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]
I can upload Tool's No Quarter if you guys want. It's better than Zep's, by far.[/QUOTE]
I hate Tool fanboys so much :(

I also hate my username right now :(

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]You live for the discoball mens thong. And Tool fans stfu their version is not as good.[/QUOTE]
There are more forces at play than the man thong. That's probably the least important part of the whole collage.

Yeah, the Napoleon Dynamite picture is what makes it. :)

Gosh 50 Cent is a large man. Thats one guy I would not want to get into a fight with.

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix][url]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/aPICTURE/434343.bmp[/url]

Amazing concept artwork.

I've never heard Tool's version. I'd like to.[/QUOTE]

WTF is this garbage? It's even worse than CG's "artwork".

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Jeez. You guys are Jewish about people's opinions. I get yelled at for liking Tool's version better.[/QUOTE]

Wait. What? Jewish?

For me, the most meaningful element is Teh EmoStar.

[QUOTE]WTF is this garbage? It's even worse than CG's "artwork".[/QUOTE]
Explain yourself.

And it was for this wierd contest.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Jeez. You guys are Jewish about people's opinions. I get yelled at for liking Tool's version better.[/QUOTE]
Racist.

I did no yelling, in fact, no one did. Anyways, opinions are only ok if they're good/right.

Funny. I was reading about Holocaust experiences from Nazi soldiers, and then I click back over to here and somebody gets called a Jew.

Am I like the only Jewish person here?

No, Efilkufsin is too.

I also prefer Toll's version of No Quarter. I think they added a lot of atmosphere and dynamic.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]No, Efilkufsin is too.

I also prefer Toll's version of No Quarter. I think they added a lot of atmosphere and dynamic.[/QUOTE]
Try Efilnikufesin. There was a user way back in the day called BlackFlames779, she was Jewish, but she's gone.

[QUOTE=RippingCorpseAttack]Funny. I was reading about Holocaust experiences from Nazi soldiers, and then I click back over to here and somebody gets called a Jew.[/QUOTE]

Haha, that is an amazing coincidence, I'm owning both an anti-goth old whroe on my space, and gothic mallcore fags who are flaming her, simultaneously.

And R. Blythe, my Great Grandfather was Jewish if that helps.

You sure dislike goths Eleventeen (Matt?).

[QUOTE=RippingCorpseAttack]You sure dislike goths Eleventeen (Matt?).[/QUOTE]
Who doesn't?

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix]Who doesn't?[/QUOTE]

Not me. :)

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix]Who doesn't?[/QUOTE]

not me, they are quiet people, that's good.

[QUOTE=Congratulations]
I want to go fishing. Anyone like to fish?
[/QUOTE]

I find that real funny coming from the guy with the Cat avatar: "Im gonna get you little fishy, im gonna get you little fishy"

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man][url]http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0HEQWXE3D6Z7M11G7DU09LU040[/url]

My cover of Blink 182's Adam's Song. :eek:[/QUOTE]

Brilliant

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Yeah, Ramen comes with enough seasoning as it is, no need to add extra salt.[/QUOTE]

The correct term is no longer ramen but College Gourmet ;)

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]Am I like the only Jewish person here?[/QUOTE]

My fathers family is 100% jewish, and im pretty sure Ninjamonkey is also a 100% jew, so there are a few of us out there

[QUOTE=RippingCorpseAttack]You sure dislike goths Eleventeen (Matt?).[/QUOTE]

I have no quarell with goths, it's stupid ignorant goths, like 13 year olds who listen to Atreyu and say I love Satan that I hate.

One comment I made, after a girl threatened to curse her was:

Hey Katie, I'm a level 10 sorcer, I'm gonna cast Moonspell... grow up.

To quote a good friend:

"Witches... shut up, "