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Arucard 07-25-2005 06:23 PM

I wasn't talking about you ICB, its this person called Jude. He/she hates me because of a petty argument we had in this Linkin Park thread where i made some dumbass comments.

Lord Abortion 07-25-2005 06:24 PM

[QUOTE=Arucard]I wasn't talking about you ICB, its this person called Jude. He/she hates me because of a petty argument we had in this Linkin Park thread where i made some dumbass comments.[/QUOTE]
were you all like "hey, jude..."

/third lame joke of evening :cool:

RCA 07-25-2005 06:28 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]were you all like "hey, jude..."

/third lame joke of evening :cool:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

My mom loves that song.

Arucard 07-25-2005 06:39 PM

Crack that whip.

That licorice whip.

Six Foot Revolver 07-25-2005 06:41 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]were you all like "hey, jude..."

/third lame joke of evening :cool:[/QUOTE]
:lol: <3 you :-*

You win second prize of funniest person of the night

Arucard 07-25-2005 06:42 PM

Do i get the prize for the most homo-erotic comment?

Lord Abortion 07-25-2005 06:43 PM

[url]http://www.bravadolive.com/erol.html#1452x0&&[/url]

is it worth paying 40 quid for, it IS signed!

EDIT :yes joe you do, and you also win the simpsons- quoting award- well done

BludgeonySteve 07-25-2005 07:22 PM

I would say it isn't, because I don't like them very much. You decide.

Ibanez Slayer 07-25-2005 07:27 PM

can a mod in here plaese close the chewbacca thread, it sucks, and plaese temp ban him.

what's been going on here since i went to lacrosse camp?

Lord Abortion 07-25-2005 07:33 PM

not much old boy...
I made an FA on Iced earth
someone spammed alot this evening...
steerpike made a great FG on power metal
I have band practice tomorrow so I'm going to bed...night all

Moses 07-25-2005 07:36 PM

FA's have been shoved up MX's *******. Check out my Leonard Bernstien thread.

Six Foot Revolver 07-25-2005 07:38 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]not much old boy...
I made an FA on Iced earth
someone spammed alot this evening...
steerpike made a great FG on power metal
I have band practice tomorrow so I'm going to bed...night all[/QUOTE]
Glad to see you missed my Muse FA off faggot :mad:

Its stickied and you still got more replies than me :upset:

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-25-2005 07:47 PM

It's because you didn't have any uploads!

/checks Muse thread again


EDIT: New avatar/user title

It's too small. :(

i am the robots 07-25-2005 08:20 PM

Haha, you will always be a Nija Turtle in my eyes Jake.

Woodstock 07-25-2005 08:22 PM

C'mon, the Bob commercials are like 3 years old.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]It's too small. :([/QUOTE]
lol pun

Shattered_Future 07-25-2005 08:24 PM

This is Bob.

Bob has a big new swing in his confidence today.

Crap, what was the product they advertised...i know it was all natural ***** enlargement, but what was it called?

Woodstock 07-25-2005 08:25 PM

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future]This is Bob.

Bob has a big new swing in his confidence today.

Crap, what was the product they advertised...i know it was all natural ***** enlargement, but what was it called?[/QUOTE]
Enzyte :cool:

Moses 07-25-2005 08:26 PM

Heh, swing.

i am the robots 07-25-2005 08:34 PM

I hate those comercials, whoever thought of them must be destroyed!

Kurtz 07-25-2005 09:31 PM

I can't stand those commercial.

Ugh, I feel sick. I just found out that my dog has cancer [not sure which one] and has a couple of years to live. I mean, it's an old dog, she's 13, but I didn't realize until now that I don't have much time with her. She's going to be fine, and she'll be able to live some more quality years, but I'm looking at that in an extremely negative way.

I feel dirty.

Moses 07-25-2005 09:35 PM

We had to put my dog to sleep a few weeks ago because he kept biting people.


I know that feeling man, it's just crap.

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-25-2005 09:44 PM

Eh, my dogs are also wickedly old, and I really can't imagine coming home without them to greet me, but I doubt they'll both last through next winter. :upset:

Natural male enhancement, wtf? IT"S A FREAKING PILL!?! There is nothing natural about taking a pill.

Moses 07-25-2005 09:46 PM

Did they say it was a pill?.....

Jake is there somthing you're not telling us?

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-25-2005 09:52 PM

[QUOTE=Moses]

Jake is there somthing you're not telling us?[/QUOTE]

Erm...What're you trying to say!?

:shifty:

And on the subject of genital-enhacing substances, how about that Viagra lawsuit? Multiple users have gone blind from using Viagra, supposedly.

What comes around goes around I guess.

[size=1]pun zomglozl[/size]

NP: King Crimson- I Talk to the Wind

Such an awesome track. Flutes!

Moses 07-25-2005 09:55 PM

Nice pun.

Kurtz 07-25-2005 10:01 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]And on the subject of genital-enhacing substances, how about that Viagra lawsuit? Multiple users have gone blind from using Viagra, supposedly. [/QUOTE]
Blind?

How the hell does that happen?

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-25-2005 10:05 PM

I guess it's some kind of long-term side effect. Me, my dad, and my uncles were discussing it maybe a month and a half ago. I guess it just proves that all those rumors about sex causing blindness are at least partially true. :eek:

I'll try to find an article on it or something.

BludgeonySteve 07-25-2005 10:08 PM

I heard that if you have a good enough orgasm you will go blind for a day or two. Something about overstimultion messing with your eye sight nerves and crap like that.

Good think i'm not a doctor :). I don't know ****.

Steerpike 07-25-2005 10:14 PM

Jake, your avatar gives me nightmares.

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-25-2005 10:16 PM

[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4587191.stm[/url]

I guess it turned out just to be a series of isolated incidents or something. :-/

Still, I think it's funny.

Moses 07-25-2005 10:17 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Jake, your avatar gives me nightmares.[/QUOTE]
How big are the nightmares? :lol:

You can enhance them with enzyte.

BludgeonySteve 07-25-2005 10:19 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo][url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4587191.stm[/url]

I guess it turned out just to be a series of isolated incidents or something. :-/

Still, I think it's funny.[/QUOTE]

Pfft, it's obvious that they poked their eyes on their boners..

Drugstep 07-25-2005 10:19 PM

Enzyte avatar = great. Still not as good as mine though.



There are rumors about masturbation causing blindness, insanity, furry hands, etcetera, but I think if all that goes down you're going about it horribly wrong.

Good evening MX.

ATM 07-25-2005 10:22 PM

My avatar is better then the Enzyte one.

Moses 07-25-2005 10:23 PM

It might take weeks for it to take effect though.

Drugstep 07-25-2005 10:28 PM

[QUOTE=Slug]My avatar is better then the Enzyte one.[/QUOTE]It's close, but not as good.


Why isn't everyone bowing down to my user title and avatar?



Moses, did you have a name change?

Moses 07-25-2005 10:31 PM

Yeah I used to be letmypeopleho.

Kurtz 07-25-2005 10:32 PM

[QUOTE=Slug]My avatar is better then the Enzyte one.[/QUOTE]
Holy crap, that guy looks insanely familiar.

Was he one of those midgets with a twin brother?

Drugstep 07-25-2005 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=moses]Yeah I used to be letmypeopleho.[/QUOTE]Oh. That makes sense, then.
[QUOTE=efil]Was he one of those midgets with a twin brother?[/QUOTE]It does look kind of like the one of the brothers from those infomercials.

Permanent Solution 07-25-2005 11:32 PM

True story, compiling enough info on Dredg's past for an acceptable bio is like looking for a needle in a haystack. If anyone knows of any good links, or just has some good info, I'd really appreciate it :)


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