Eleventeen- No!

Pete- Wierd...Yesterday, my dad was telling me about this kid that he went to school with, and one day, that kid farted(They were in ~2nd grade at the time) and he was then dubbed the nickname Hiroshima, I guess because Hiroshima was the place that got blown to smithereenes.(massive sp?) The name stuck with him unti he graduated. :lol:



Bus- I thought you went to see that yesterday...Long movie? :lol:

Pete again- I watched all 3 of the batman movies when I was sick. I realized how freaking creepy of a character that penguin guy really was. I think I had nightmares about him, but that could have been the massive dose of Codiene that I had. :p

It was your dad. He misled you.

Penguin is really freaky. I haven't seen the new batman yet but I've decided my main complaint is the Batmobile. It's cool, but it's not the batmobile.


Also - 4 cheese Doritos taste like normal Doritos

Also - I hate ****ty junk food. It makes me feel sick. I need to get back to eating real food soon.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Hiroshima = Japanese for pwned[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I gotta use that.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Eleventeen- No![/QUOTE]

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Summer movies so far.

Batman Begins > War of the Worlds > Star Wars Ep. 3 > Land of the Dead

I think that's all I've seen. Can't remember any others.

EDIT: Actually Jake, I got back around 10. I don't know why I said I just got back :lol:

1st time I read that post, I thought it was a typo. "It was your dad. He missled you." wtf@that?!

It very well could have been my dad, but he's very proud of his gasious properties. As am I. Maybe I'll put my soundclick good use. :cool:\

















Christ, no wonder I never get any. :upset:

Eleventeen- Come on now, use some brain power. :angry: Posts like your last 2 are extremely unnecesary. "???" and "Amazing" are not good posts.

Money = Good

At least where I'm from it is.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Sex[/QUOTE]
You know that my edit will be correct sooner than later. Dragon nerd types are the best.

Dragons! Yes, play him some Rhapsody!

Dragons are cool in spare doses. ANd you like calling things gay.

I'm making a really cool picture.

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ESR- It has been said that madey uses the word gay quite often. :p

Other than that, Dragons do own. Has anyone read those books [U]Dragon Blood[/U]? They freaking own! I think the author's last name started with a Y, but I can't remember her name. Either way, the books were uber cool.

Vince- :upset: I just got your joke. Wahah

ESR- Must you link us to men wearing glittery lingerie??!?!

So, I just got back from taking a very unpleasant dump. Like I said, I hate junkfood.

Ah, I can totally empathize. Yesterday when I was working, I drank an entire box of Capri Suns. Yes, all 67.5 oz. :-/ I shall save you the grotesque details, but lemme just say, that much sugar is not meant to go through your system in a period of three hours.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]1st time I read that post, I thought it was a typo. "It was your dad. He missled you." wtf@that?!

It very well could have been my dad, but he's very proud of his gasious properties. As am I. Maybe I'll put my soundclick good use. :cool:\

Christ, no wonder I never get any. :upset:

Eleventeen- Come on now, use some brain power. :angry: Posts like your last 2 are extremely unnecesary. "???" and "Amazing" are not good posts.[/QUOTE]

And all those spaces were also necessary, right?

lol, just playing around, but I guess you're right, bleh, at least I'm not double posting :thumb: .

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]So, I just got back from taking a very unpleasant dump. Like I said, I hate junkfood.[/QUOTE]

The worst is when its hard to get out, then when you are done, it feels like there is still more that has to come out and its unconfortable for like 5 minutes after. Thats why I usually bring a book or my guitar on the toilet with me and just sit there for like 20 minutes watiting for it to all come out.

We have bathroom books. Just random readin in the bathroom. One thing I cannot do ever is eat and go at the same time. Just feels weird.

If I know I'm gonna be there a while, I grab my acoustic and play the first solo from Lateralus. :-/ Sometimes I read.

My cousin was telling me about this new kid he got in his class one day(This was a while ago) The kid asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and so he did, but he grabbed a Lord of the Rings book off of her bookshelf. :amaze: My cousin told me that when the kid got back, he was on chapter four of the book. :lol:

I found it funny because my cousin is in like 5th or 6th grade.

One time a while back, I thoght it would be cool and hip to go into the bathroom at Winn Dixie and pi[B][I][/B][/I]ss all over the toilet paper. About an hour later I had to seriously take a sh[B][I][/B][/I]it, and when I reached for the paper....Talk about self-pwnage. There was more paper in the other stall, but it was still amusing.

I interrupt whatever the hell is going on with an announcement:

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=359541[/url]

No surprises here for RMOTM, really.

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix]

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Ummmm

Y did you search "mens thongs" in amazon. Wierdo. :confused:

No surprise for Alex, and Leah deserved noob of the month, I suppose.

Mr. Blythe, I searched for Disco Ball and got that.

Wow, that sucks.

Reminds me of a time I bought, cooked, and ate Ramen noodles in a Walgreen's bathroom.

Wow, I'm impressed at how well Faith did. He doesn't post much here in R&M, but I guess he doesn't display an overwhelming amount of idiocy. :p He's a darn good drummer too.

Um, how did you cook noodles in a bathroom?

[QUOTE=RippingCorpseAttack]Wow, that sucks.

Reminds me of a time I bought, cooked, and ate Ramen noodles in a Walgreen's bathroom.[/QUOTE]
1. They were selling Ramen in a bathroom?
2. How did you cook them? Devise a way to boil toilet water?
3. What flavor were they?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Um, how did you cook noodles in a bathroom?[/QUOTE]

Some questions are best left unanswered.

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]1. They were selling Ramen in a bathroom?
2. How did you cook them? Devise a way to boil toilet water?
3. What flavor were they?[/QUOTE]

Im guessing he just used hot sink water. Or cooked them in his pee. Thats kinda gross though.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]So I have to start tutoring the 15 year old kid who lives next to me. GAY. I've never met him, I bet he's a little faggy nerdy kid who's obsessed with dragons.

Oh well. I get money.[/QUOTE]

So you're saying he likes Iron Mai--

/gets shot

Yeah, Ramen comes with enough seasoning as it is, no need to add extra salt.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]So you're saying he likes Iron Mai--

/gets shot[/QUOTE]

No way, Iron Maiden and dragons do not mix! Uh... except for "Flash of the Blade," but that's a really cheesy song and it was probably Bruce Dickinson's fault for being gay for power metal :(

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]1. They were selling Ramen in a bathroom?
2. How did you cook them? Devise a way to boil toilet water?
3. What flavor were they?[/QUOTE]

Here's the story.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom at Walgreen's. My friend Andy walked in and said, "Dude, I bought like 50 mini-bowls of Ramen noodles." I quickly finished my business and demanded that he give me one of the bowls, because I was really hungry and I couldn't wait to eat. He was reluctant though, and wouldn't give me one (probably due to the fact that he is a @^%#%!$$%). I finally offered him a buck for one, and he accepted.

I promptly opened the top of the bowl, and turned on the hot water in the bathroom. Two minutes later, I was eating Beef flavored goodness in a Walgreen's bathroom. All with my right index finger. :)