lololol

ouch Paul why are you so angsty

i remember when you were a cool user with a big old star wars avatar

paul 1, abd 0

nah my penis size is adequate, above average according to wikipedia

wikipedia is also accounting for people like asians

though your gf should be quite surprised

I doubt your cars are too small for sex. I ****ed an ex gf in my old ford ranger's cab.

[quote=The Stig;17891589]i'd say i remember when you were a cool user but i don't[/quote]
lol if i was a cool user here it would rain pigs

[quote=Russell;17891590]I doubt your cars are too small for sex. I ****ed an ex gf in my old ford ranger's cab.[/quote]
i drive an aveo. and since its a manual with basically none back seat its extremely tricky

[QUOTE=Russell;17891590]I doubt your cars are too small for sex. I ****ed an ex gf in my old ford ranger's cab.[/QUOTE]

too small for most positions anyways

all you need is one seat dude wtf a place for you to sit and your own dick there you have enough room

[QUOTE=adb;17891597]too small for most positions anyways[/QUOTE]

have her sit in the passenger seat and you get on top. can't really do anything else though, as far as intercourse goes anyways.

I'll pass

the dutchie on the left hand side

poser

****ing bored.

****ing

bored.

russell who is russell

i dont like ****ing aliases

austin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3EsUbowLmE

might be the best video ever

no url tags.

FUUUUUU

but fine.

after "Pop a Pill"

gmoney

even i knew that

but your name is brian not russell

thanks tyler now im deaf

[size=7]TURNING MY BLOOOD TOO STOOOONE[/size]

z

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17891644]but your name is brian not russell[/QUOTE]

I was reading bertrand russell when I made the alt.

word


i think your accounts are unbanned now though? if not it's like an hour away.

nvm you have an hour left

one more hour, I just checked.

/beat

i dont even want to know whats going on with the hammer and sickle avatars.

actually, 36 minutes. the clock goes by the half an hour but you're unbanned at 3EST

I'ma go watch monk now!

yeah im a going to watch sci-fi and sleep, i have to work some indian concert tomorrow

there was commie thread made, everyone got banned, angmar had the avi first, then I stole it and made a capitalist thread, then everyone had them. idk I was gone the entire day.

worship almighty shiva

peace dude.

i just made the most Awkward Pop drum beat ever

imma throw together some lyrics and maybe a guitar riff or something and i'm pretty sure i could make it into a song that will make the world a slightly more depraved place

i've just been making noise loops and recording myself speaking over the top of them in a distorted voice whatever comes to mind

i find it very therapeutic

i make shitty beats with a shitty program and hate myself for five days.

i suck at music.