[QUOTE=pate;15014487]Storm of the Light's Bane was basically the first extreme metal album I got, so I'm partial to it.[/QUOTE]

its pretty over hyped but still good

Nile owns hard I cant believe what I'm hearing. Same goes with Cannibal Corpse.

[QUOTE=Gonads;15014557]Nile owns hard I cant believe what I'm hearing. Same goes with Cannibal Corpse.[/QUOTE]

Karl Sanders needs the **** kicked out of him.

great review on ityphallic. though now that i think of it.. was that last sentence completely necessary?

Hey Coke, you know what I think makes BTM cool? The bass is extremly present. Did you put that in your review?

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15014590]great review on ityphallic. though now that i think of it.. was that last sentence completely necessary?[/QUOTE]

yeah. reverse psychology that results in a bunch of nile fans seeing boners is hilarious and always necessary.

[QUOTE]Did you put that in your review?[/QUOTE]

Did I? I have no idea what I wrote anymore. I wrote both my beneath the massacre reviews in like 5 minutes.

[QUOTE=Gonads;15014557]Nile owns hard I cant believe what I'm hearing. Same goes with Cannibal Corpse.[/QUOTE]

You're silly.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15014598]yeah. reverse psychology that results in a bunch of nile fans seeing boners is hilarious and always necessary.[/QUOTE]

lol

Karl Sanders is the second greatest thing to happen to the world, the first is the creation of sex.

lol ^

[QUOTE=Hbp;15014593]Hey Coke, you know what I think makes BTM cool? [/QUOTE]

nothing.



nice review Tyler :)

[QUOTE=Gonads;15014644]Karl Sanders is the second greatest thing to happen to the world, the first is the creation of sex.[/QUOTE]

I don't think he's ever had sex so that's probably why he's only second.

Karls Sanders sucks...

That Nie review shouldn't of been written by a Nile hater but rather a dedicated intelligent random death metal fan.

[quote=NemesisDivina;15014659]Karls Sanders sucks...[/quote]


You suck.

what?

[QUOTE=Gonads;15014661]That Nie review shouldn't of been written by a Nile hater but rather a dedicated intelligent random death metal fan.[/QUOTE]
I'm a dedicated intelligent random death metal fan.

I listen to progressive, technical and melodic DM that experiments from the norm.

Real Death Metal fans have enough brain cells to figure out that Nile is crap.

[QUOTE=Gonads;15014661]That Nie review shouldn't of been written by a Nile hater but rather a dedicated intelligent random death metal fan.[/QUOTE]

aka Cocaine? He is an intelligent death metal fan with very little bias (unless it's PTH)

EDIT: crap, he beat me to it.

Why? He has the album and has heard it, so why can't he review it? Besides, if a die hard Nile fan reviews it, it's just as bias.

I'm pretty biased against Nile but only because they consistently suck ***. Just because I went in thinking it was going to suck doesnt mean I would have said that regardless. If there was a reason to praise it then I would have.

you did in a few spots

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15014674]I'm pretty biased against Nile but only because they consistently suck ***. Just because I went in thinking it was going to suck doesnt mean I would have said that regardless. If there was a reason to praise it then I would have.[/QUOTE]

Which is why I consider you unbiased even if I know you hate the band. You'll still write a fair review based on how good or bad the album is.

The original review I wrote ended with "Nile loves the ****" but I re-wrote it.

Which is pretty much what I said, hah.

Nile is incredibly overrated.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15014688]The original review I wrote ended with "Nile loves the ****" but I re-wrote it.[/QUOTE]

nice pun lol



NP: Funebrarum - Dormant Hallucinations

Yeah. Nile is pretty talented in general, but it's just not very good.

Maybe it's my death metal noobness that's telling me Nile's good but from what I heard and know they pretty much kick ***.

I like them. There's nothing wrong with liking a band that someone else may not.

I love Nile. That's all I have to say. It's pointless to argue with Nile haters.

[QUOTE=Gonads;15014699]Maybe it's my death metal noobness that's telling me Nile's good but from what I heard and know they pretty much kick ***.[/QUOTE]

Yes. right now you're probably thinking fast + brutal + egyptian scales = good. You will soon learn what "good" death metal is.

Or, you can like good Death Metal, and Nile.

enter: some music can just be good to listen to once in a while.

yeah its kind of sad when you even have ND telling you a band sucks

Yeah, I can only take so much Nile before it repulses me a little bit.

[QUOTE=Hbp;15014719]Or, you can like good Death Metal, and Nile.[/QUOTE]

or this.

What death metal band's do you death metal heads consider good, I like to hear other people's opinions, and what would you say makes death metal a band good, and most importantly why do so many people say Nile suck's, and I dont want to another they suck because they just do, I wanna hear an answer a musician would understand like me.

Death
Obituary
Deicide
Cryptopsy

just a start.

Start off with these

Death
Dismember
Obituary
Carcass
Entombed

[QUOTE=Gonads;15014733]What death metal band's do you death metal heads consider good, I like to hear other people's opinions.[/QUOTE]

That question can really be answered in many ways, and I don't think I'm privileged enough to be able to answer that!