you guys missed my whole internal struggle with this. i dont have low standards, she just wants me naked and im not really surewhat to do about it. she really isn't that bad, just a tad bit over weight. im almost always the one going after the girl so this is......new......

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371841]you guys missed my whole internal struggle with this. i dont have low standards, she just wants me naked and im not really surewhat to do about it. she really isn't that bad, just a tad bit over weight. im almost always the one going after the girl so this is......new......[/QUOTE]

Do you have a picture?

lowsound

nah, shes in one of my classes and i since im not particularly interested in her i haven't facebooked her.



she's greek 0_o

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371841]you guys missed my whole internal struggle with this. i dont have low standards, she just wants me naked and im not really surewhat to do about it. she really isn't that bad, just a tad bit over weight. im almost always the one going after the girl so this is......new......[/QUOTE]

You make her sound like a total blimp. :p

Slightly overweight is... acceptable, depending on overall attractiveness.

Anyway I am out, done with my bashing of the post secondary education system in my part of the world. That means that it is bed time, early class tomorrow.

lowsound

Aye.

My girlfriend is "slightly overweight"

Im trying to convince her to give me head but its not working.

shes also a little girl jody. patience.

Tell her it's steak and a blowjob day.

Except that that was yesterday.

"Its just skin!"
"With a little bit of cum in the middle!"
"I wont come in your mouth, jesus! It'd just be a bit salty, ever had pork rinds?"
"You pee out of there!"
"Your [size=2]pu[/size]ssy smells like a can of tuna!"

first thing i read when i got in here..

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompt]Im trying to convince her to give me head but its not working.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

-sixner

He'll be going on about it for a while, too. Get used to it.

:p

oh my.

She just hung up one me because I said screamo is the stupidest crap Ive ever heard.

i need to change my avatar... hm.....

-sixner

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;14371894]She just hung up one me because I said screamo is the stupidest crap Ive ever heard.[/QUOTE]
What'd I tell you about pickin the right fights?

st0wned!

I just sent her a text saying not to wait by the phone for me to call back because if shes going to act like a stupid bitch over something as trivial as her taste in music then I dont want to talk to her.

i hate to tell you jody, but it seems as though your never gonna get a bj from this one.


spiff: i need to send you one of my locally famous bamboo pipes.

:lol:

Jody, I completely agree with you.

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14371931]spiff: i need to send you one of my locally famous bamboo pipes.[/QUOTE]

If you want to, I can give you my address and stuff so you can do that.

aim it up.

noleafclover347

I don't know how this chick at work found out I like DragonForce.

Dragonforce ****ing Owns.

I don't know where she got the idea that I play an instrument either.

[QUOTE=AlmightyPancake;14371967]Dragonforce ****ing Owns.[/QUOTE]

at sucking.

Dragonforce are epic.

i just saw dragon force last friday. w/ killswitch engage.

they were pretty sweet. it just gets old after a while IMO.
-sixner

Mmm!

you did well Mary Jane, you did well. :smoke:

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;14372064]Mmm!

you did well Mary Jane, you did well. :smoke:[/QUOTE]

lulz

I've just been sitting here listening to the Final Fantasy VII OST.

It's so epic.

I'm totally going to learn some of these basslines. There are so many good ones.

Dragonforce are crazy, i love them.

BUT... its one of those bands im ashamed to listen to. Like how you never admit to people that you like Linkin Park and Greenday.

i hate the fact that i like linkin park :[

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14372102]i hate the fact that i like linkin park :[[/QUOTE]

I liked Hybrid Theory, but they dont get a usual listen from me.

I love fighting with the girlfriend.

I just smoked 9 cigarettes back to back.

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14372102]i hate the fact that i like linkin park :[[/QUOTE]
its like... i tell myself that bands are lame and that i hate them... but then i find myself singing along in my head...

Don't be ashamed of the music you listen to,who cares if you listen to linkin park,if you like it,whateva,thats cool.

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;14372108]I love fighting with the girlfriend.

I just smoked 9 cigarettes back to back.[/QUOTE]
I drank a flask of gin during sculpture and picked up a random ciggarette butt that a stranger threw away and took a few drags on it.

/pwns j00

[QUOTE=Atomicant;14372110]its like... i tell myself that bands are lame and that i hate them... but then i find myself singing along in my head...[/QUOTE]

You Clearly suffer from C.M.S.

C[I]u[/I]nt Man Syndrome?

Its cause theyre horribly catchy.