she is like the female version of you dimmu if she gained like 30 kilos and had a beard she would be you

lol she is 25 but yeah she is very young looking.

i would def date/sex/marry

I'd feel like I was robbing the cradle and that [U]reall[/U]y means something coming from me

Well 2/3 aint bad. ;)

I wouldn't have sex with her because then you'd beat me up Dan

if i had sex with her i would check my pubic hair for play-doh

id cum on her glassers prob

loooool

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17552495]I wouldn't have sex with her because then you'd beat me up Dan[/QUOTE]

lol good point.

is she on solid foods yet



and by solid foods i mean fat cocks

rofl

[QUOTE=iarescientists;17552530]is she on solid foods yet



and by solid foods i mean fat cocks[/QUOTE]

lol no holds barred I see!

i keep reading all these posts and being like omg they're being so harsh

and then i remember oh wait that's not his daughter that's his girlfriend

nice pick up dan :)

i'm just playing bro

i'm really happy for you :)

[QUOTE=iarescientists;17552530]is she on solid foods yet



and by solid foods i mean fat cocks[/QUOTE]

not if she sticks with dimmu

that was old school

That baseball tee looks quality dan.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17552396]Here's my girlfriend and I @ the Navy football game yesterday. Also I'm rockin my brand new Oh, Sleeper shirt from the night before!

[IMG]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs241.snc1/8826_1233344150285_1129595733_30750199_2710856_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

yo dan, im gonna beat u up and sex ur bitch, kay?