[QUOTE=Meatplow;17653100][i]where were you

when they built a ladder to heaven[/i][/QUOTE]

looooooooool

you dont even know what hes referencing, stfu

it's from south park, it isn't like some obscure, Meatplow/Mappy-only meme.

okay some one here better volunteer to read my short story now that i'm finally done, it's only two pages and the twist ending is def gonna put tears in your eyes

[IMG]http://afr0jacks.com/images/stories/taylor%20is%20an%20organ%20donor.jpg[/IMG]

Mappy, please tell me you know this guy.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17653159]okay some one here better volunteer to read my short story now that i'm finally done, it's only two pages and the twist ending is def gonna put tears in your eyes[/QUOTE]

alright, I will

I suppose your computer is capable of reading Rich Text Format?

I just sent a wordpad file to the email address you have in your contact info

thx

lol, if you're computer can't open an rtf you should probably just die

who knows, he could have a Mac

and for all i know about macs they might not even have keyboards

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17653169]I suppose your computer is capable of reading Rich Text Format?

I just sent a wordpad file to the email address you have in your contact info

thx[/QUOTE]

That was actually pretty good.

A simple narrative, not overly cluttered with bulls[size=2]hi[/size]t but well illustrated all the same. I've read much worse short stories then that (esp. EMH's rape story he wrote for one of the short story comps ages back)

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;17653174]lol, [B]if you're computer[/B] can't open an rtf you should probably just die[/QUOTE]
/anthony crashes through ceiling

yeah more importanty if you can't differentiate you're from your you should probably just kill yourself

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17653177]That was actually pretty good.

A simple narrative, not overly cluttered with bulls[size=2]hi[/size]t but well illustrated all the same. I've read much worse short stories then that (esp. EMH's rape story he wrote for one of the short story comps ages back)[/QUOTE]

thanks bro

it's good to know you've read something worse :p

i'm not overly sold on it, but i like it for something i threw together in four hours. To be honest the idea was for it to be maybe twenty pages and to develop things much more before jumping to the ending, but since I have to read it in a class with several other people reading within an hour or so, I had to condense it greatly.

Feel special that you're now the only person on mx who has met Betsy Blood, the imaginary love of my life. Too bad there wasn't room for some of her more ridiculous antics.

sounds like it could be expanded into a graphic novel of some description

EMH's rape story was all like

"they got naked, he was breathing hard and inserted his penis. she screamed no no no, but he wouldn't stop. he kept breathing and penetrating"

but then he was all like "hey put on some arcade fire"

lol, you should have been here back when I used to post as CemetaryGates. Every one haated me because I was always talking about this story I was trying to write about a slightly retarded twelve year old and his suicidal girlfriend who kidknapped, tortured and raped all their female friends

I only got around to writing one paragraph, which I posted here, it was like

"yeah so i know this girl erin she's got the nice ***, not a perfect face but nice tits and yeah i'd definitely **** the slut. then there was jamie, who didn't have that good of a body but face with acne all over and yeah i'd cum on her face she could rub it in like acne cream and i'd definitely **** the slut"

[QUOTE=BLASPHEMYOGAPHER;17653192]but then he was all like "hey put on some arcade fire"[/QUOTE]

and then quentin tarantino, tom waits and nick cave all came in and jammed bananas up my a[size=2]ss[/size] THE END

so i had this girl who i was close with and i wrote this horrible book behind her back with a character Jane based off her and the character was the dirtiest dirtiest dirties nastiest slut ever

i've always felt bad about this so i burned the manuscript and vowed to use the character again in a better light

and lol i made her a random crazy girl who keeps trying to kill herself in a mental institution. i guess thats an improvement.

need to go to bed

meh

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44yGvjpIw1Q[/url]

looool

i want to marry elizabeth lambert

i haven't gotten out of bed for more than a few minutes since this time yesterday

not counting when i went out to dinner

**** but i need a cellphone, i feel like a recluse

The satellite laughs at the way that the cracks dance around the wall.
They blossom, outwards like flowers,
And the dialect takes the blame, for every stumble and fall.
The language of Eden forgotten.
In retrospective, we're mocked by fate, oh sweet irony, let me sing.
Satellite, looking down on me, apathy, empathy.
Not for us, it's deathly cold, marching in the shadow.
Not for us, it's deathly cold, marching in the shadow, of our stupidity,
We left the tower behind.
Cramped in laughter, fists of tears, doubled over, the million years, it took to build was a blink in their eyes, satellites, Gods in disguise.
We wasted utopia in the name of sodomy.
We wasted Eden in the name of decadence.
We wasted utopia, we wasted Eden.
In retrospect, we're mocked by fate, oh sweet irony.
So what do they think of the shadow we're condemned to?
A tragedy so profound it just becomes farcical.
Neglected tomes sit atop the throne, barking out words that they can't remember, remember
Satellite gives us hope, satellite give me hope.
Satellite gives us hope, satellite, a second chance.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17653199]and then quentin tarantino, tom waits and nick cave all came in and jammed bananas up my a[size=2]ss[/size] THE END[/QUOTE]

Man I don't remember writing that :-/

a mod on an alt?!

EMH isn't a mod

unless by mod you mean Modernist

I read Meatplow quote, and I was confused.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17653246]EMH isn't a mod[/QUOTE]

yet

>.>

ever

I should be a mod for a day next Friday when I turn 20.

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Sup bros.

Can't eat because my teeth hurt from an energy drink I had 2 days ago.
wtf.

Wtf? Why would that make your teeth hurt? Was there lead in it or something lol.

I dunno its stupid I don't normally drink them though. Same thing happens if I drink too much cider though. Just too sugary I guess.

Energy drinks are pretty gross, I don't ever drink them.

I used to pound down the energy drinks when I worked as a clerk at a video store and had to do late night/closing shifts and a red bull would give me that shot in the [I]a[/I]ss to keep me going.

Of course when I got home I'd still be ragin' and end up coming here and spamming it up until it was time to get up in the morning.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17653317]Energy drinks are pretty gross, I don't ever drink them.[/QUOTE]

lol I had to stay up all night, I avoid them at all other times.

energy drinks are f delicious but i had to quit cuz i'm trying to get healthy

I've been trying to drink just water lately but I can't, water is so ****ing gay. Makes me feel like a liberal faggot, drinking water and whatnot.

im pretty much constantly drinking water throughout the day, but not with meals