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[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=06CbMa0kDr8[/url]
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[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15536124][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kTkOgHO4pA[/url][/QUOTE]
the girl was cuter than the animal was. =\ |
I'd rather have sex with the sloth
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[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15536144]the girl was cuter than the animal was.
=\[/QUOTE] what girl are you talking about you crazy mofo |
Ok, you guys are very mean ):
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haha there's a giant lightsabre fight this friday at the royal ontario museum.
[url]http://www.blogto.com/sports_play/2007/11/lightsaber_battle_at_the_rom_this_friday/[/url] |
Your city always does stuff like that.
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The nerds man. The nerds.
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For the love of Zeus throw a bomb on it or something.
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I would if only for the fact that the latest "po-mo" addition to the ROM looks like a gigantic crystal tumour.
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So they are going to spray paint cardboard tubes and have blacklights everywhere? In the dark?
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I bet it's a great place to meet chicks.
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Cocaine forgot to mention its "Singles" night as well.
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I once walked by one of this weird halloween high school tunnels with like bats and plastic shit and accidentally pushed a tit and intentionally grabbed a butt.
It was fun but now what I do is basically I rape boys and girls. |
[url]http://www.gleemagazine.com/glee/article.cfm/cmi_1941672/cid_37[/url]
oh snap |
[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15536493][url]http://www.gleemagazine.com/glee/article.cfm/cmi_1941672/cid_37[/url]
oh snap[/QUOTE] Seems dodgy. |
Don't ruin this for me Jelle.
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I don't think you'd make a great lover, going over all the theory and rules in your head.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT FOR ME JELLE?
Why? |
[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15536493][url]http://www.gleemagazine.com/glee/article.cfm/cmi_1941672/cid_37[/url]
oh snap[/QUOTE] Well, I have a class with a bunch of pretty ladies and one of them blatantly told me "hey wanna be my partner because you're a huge nerd". That'd have made me feel bad inside before, but I stopped caring when I noticed I have no remedy with girls and I'll die alone and sad and girls don't give a fuck about me, because I'm a nerd and a geek and a musician and for the most part I think dying alone is the best choice for creeps like me. That means I can laugh at sluts. |
I think the only way to get good at sex is just practice.
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refl @ suggestion to masturbate more often
A lot of that is true I think actually, it has applied to my relationships decently. |
Kage knows his material.
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Kage is a nerd.
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Yeah I am.
I don't look the part, but I am. |
Jelle is a jerk.
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Over-thinking it would be more of a buzzkill than a sign of a good lover.
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Kage is
[right][I]exotic[/I][/right] |
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