dude, that pic was so true and still is. I could have used it so many times in the past few months but sadly I forgot it existed :(

my right knee hurts from dancin' so newton figgin' hard

people are giving you shit for calling girls ugly when you can't even see their faces, and implying that they're "bar hopping sluts" just because they're at a bar is pretty ridiculous.

[QUOTE=adb;18763596]

but when people use really old material on me like tyler does..then it's just sad[/QUOTE]

don't you totally bring up shit that's happened like 2-3 years in the past on an internet forum to (attempt to) troll people?

friends tried to hook me up with this girl i did not wanna hook up with (so they could get with her friends) so i figured, "hey i'll pretend like im passed out and they'll leave me alone."

unfortunately i ended up passing out for real.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nSrL0.jpg?7007[/IMG]

tehehe

nice dick bro ;)

haha tyler

give up tyler bro, you can clearly see two of the girls faces in that ron pic, they look like typical new yawk dogs

youre on the other side of the country what the fuck could you possibly know about new yawk dawgs

EDIT: doesnt count if you got the info from the internet

stfu justin man, it's so obv those girls are new yawkers

any time there's any ass involved you're there to defend

lol got me there

what does being from new york have to do with anything? there's tons of qt's in new york.

and like, i go there kina often, i don't live on the opposite side of the country and just assume to know everything

accents really make or break girls tbh

one of my friends isn't the best looking girl but her voice is so soft ugggh

rons from albany they dont have a long island accent

everything above like poughkeepsie is basically a different state compared to nyc and the island

bailey jay has the best voice

accents are great

like, when a chick talks like a hood rat i think that is hot as shit, or when an asian chick speaks broken english omfg bro, instaboner

The New York accent is really exaggerated, I've met people with it, but the majority of people I've met in New York talk like anybody anywhere in the US.

And how is a soft voice a bad thing?

accents become more and more homogenous because of tv or w/e

[QUOTE=adb;18764270]accents really make or break girls tbh

one of my friends isn't the best looking girl but her voice is so soft ugggh[/QUOTE]

ugggh

wtf does "new yawkers" even mean


I'm not in Brooklyn dude

really?
[QUOTE=emily_;18764276]bailey jay has the best voice[/QUOTE]

yeah bro

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18764277]accents are great

like, when a chick talks like a hood rat i think that is hot as shit, or when an asian chick speaks broken english omfg bro, instaboner[/QUOTE]

...

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18764279]accents become more and more homogenous because of tv or w/e[/QUOTE]

this

only real accent in NY anymore is in long island and thats because they're all inbred retards

[QUOTE=adb;18764285]...[/QUOTE]

cant help what turns me on son

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18764286]this

only real accent in NY anymore is in long island and thats because they're all inbred retards[/QUOTE]

Basically.

There are some little local quirks you'll hear in people's voices around here but nothing wild

People in the LV mispronounce a lot of stuff, and my mom's from Tamaqua so people look at me weirdly for Tamaquaisms I've picked up, but it's like, dude, at least I don't call creeks "cricks."

But the mispronunciations aren't even accented, it's just blatantly replacing one vowel with another.

why do i imagine every mappy post as him whining

because you've got a really weird complex

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18764300]People in the LV mispronounce a lot of stuff, and my mom's from Tamaqua so people look at me weirdly for Tamaquaisms I've picked up, but it's like, dude, at least I don't call creeks "cricks."

But the mispronunciations aren't even accented, it's just blatantly replacing one vowel with another.[/QUOTE]

haha mein oma und opa say weird shit like crick and instead of saying balcony they say "bal-cunny" yeah with the space lol

all the hicks here somehow have a southern drawl even though they live 2 hours from the canadian border

pretty sure its not a regional thing its an iq level thing

why do i imagine every adb post as this one time my dog had diarrhea really bad

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18764311]haha mein oma und opa say weird shit like crick and instead of saying balcony they say "bal-cunny" yeah with the space lol[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my mom does stuff like that, so I end up emphasizing the wrong parts of words sometimes, it's cute.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18764313]all the hicks here somehow have a southern drawl even though they live 2 hours from the canadian border

pretty sure its not a regional thing its an iq level thing[/QUOTE]
That's just an older American accent, of course the people from the less populus, less media-connected regions will still speak like that.

idk, they're just as media-connected these days, it's just part of the lifestyle of working on your truck, wearing hats with energy drink logos on them and listening to toby keith tbh

aka they retarded

people tell me i have a minnesotan accent but thats usually after i tell them im from minnesota

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18764354]people tell me i have a minnesotan accent but thats usually after i tell them im from minnesota[/QUOTE]

lol

Lol hey guys did you paaahk the caaahh in the pahkin laht lol

nate do you say aboat instead of about?
[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18764344]idk, they're just as media-connected these days, it's just part of the lifestyle of working on your truck, wearing hats with energy drink logos on them and listening to toby keith tbh[/QUOTE]

:lol:

well minnesotans are supposed to say a-BOOT instead of about but no we dont

i guess we actually do say the work minnesota a little weird tho