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Oh Gav, you acer.
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Can everyone stop being babies please
It's really irritating New Subject: Batman could beat any superhero ever. |
I will have to agree with that.
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spiderman >batman
easy peasy batman would have no chance |
[QUOTE=PDWAB]
New Subject: Batman could beat any superhero ever.[/QUOTE] No way. He doesn't have any powers. He's smart, sure, but that's it. Martian Manhunter would totally destroy him. Most super heros are increadibly stupid, and thus defeatable by batman, but not martain manhunter. |
[QUOTE=Deadbolt!]spiderman >batman
easy peasy batman would have no chance[/QUOTE] Dude Batman would just come up with a serum that dissolves webbing and then batarang the crap out of Spidey. |
but batman isn't quick enough!
he'd justbe stuck and spiderman would beat him up and stuff |
[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]No way. He doesn't have any powers. He's smart, sure, but that's it.
Martian Manhunter would totally destroy him.[/QUOTE] Please, he just would poison some Chocos. |
[QUOTE=PDWAB]Dude Batman would just come up with a serum that dissolves webbing and then batarang the crap out of Spidey.[/QUOTE]
If you'll notice, it's usually alfred who comes up with all the helpful gagdets and serums. Batman is nothing on his own. |
You people underestimate brain power.
A lion or an elephant is stronger than a human, so why are humans at the top of the food chain? Because we're smart. Like Batman. Unlike Superman or Spiderman. Or Martian Manhunter. I think. |
[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Jokes like putting -Jon at the end of your post, amiright?
Or maybe I'm not right.[/QUOTE] No, you're not because trolling is different from making a joke like, "Hey, report me lol." Spiderman > all -Gav |
[QUOTE=Deadbolt!]but batman isn't quick enough!
he'd justbe stuck and spiderman would beat him up and stuff[/QUOTE] Dude, serum that dissolves webbing? He would be out like cake. And Batman is hella fast dude, haven't you noticed whenever a criminal runs to a place he thinks is safe that Batman is ALREADY THERE? |
[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]If you'll notice, it's usually alfred who comes up with all the helpful gagdets and serums.
[b]Batman is nothing on his own.[/b][/QUOTE] haha yes! Joel: spidey has spider senses, which would sense the serum and he would deal with it, batman would be in tatters! then he'd web his face and watch him suffocate |
[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]If you'll notice, it's usually alfred who comes up with all the helpful gagdets and serums.
Batman is nothing on his own.[/QUOTE] Um Alfred doesn't do any of that. At all. Ever. Gav, stop. It's over already! |
I love batman
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[QUOTE]Dude, serum that dissolves webbing? He would be out like cake. And Batman is hella fast dude, haven't you noticed whenever a criminal runs to a place he thinks is safe that Batman is ALREADY THERE?[/QUOTE]
Peter developed webbing himself, it's not his power. Thus, the webbing can't be very complex, and it must be easy to stop. His supplies are also finite, so as long as batman catches him after a long night of crime fighting, Spidey is ****ed. |
[QUOTE=Firecracker]I love batman[/QUOTE]
yay me too <3 |
[QUOTE=PDWAB]Um Alfred doesn't do any of that. At all. Ever.
Gav, stop. It's over already![/QUOTE] Alfred serves as Batman/Master Bruce’s tireless butler, assistant and confidant. In the current DC Comics continuity, Alfred looked after Bruce Wayne after the death of his parents, although Alfred is rarely portrayed as a father figure. Alfred primarily keeps-up day-to-day operations of Batman’s home of Wayne Manor and maintains much of the equipment of the Batcave beneath it. He also provides first aid and tactical support. Cough cough, sir. Shhh, un-edit your post, Joel. |
Didn't Alfred make all of Batman's stuff?
Anyway, here's why Batman is a pimp: -Most superhero alteregos are losers but Batman is a pimp, handsome millionaire -He's rich -He's got Robin, a sidekick -He has bad[size=2]as[/size]s weapons I still like Spiderman the best because he's like me: a science nerd who can never get the girl. :upset: ...even though he eventually DOES get the girl. -Gav |
[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Alfred serves as Batman/Master Bruce’s tireless butler, assistant and confidant. In the current DC Comics continuity, Alfred looked after Bruce Wayne after the death of his parents, although Alfred is rarely portrayed as a father figure. Alfred primarily keeps-up day-to-day operations of Batman’s home of Wayne Manor and maintains much of the equipment of the Batcave beneath it. He also provides first aid and tactical support.
Cough cough, sir.[/QUOTE] Yeah, he doesn't make serums or weapons or gizmos. At all. Ever. |
I dont even see how this is an argument.
Batman would win. Game over. |
Gav knows where its at.
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[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]
-Most superhero alteregos are losers but Batman is a pimp, handsome millionaire -He's rich[/quote] He inherited his money from his father. What a pussy. [QUOTE] -He's got Robin, a sidekick[/QUOTE] He commands little boys to do his work for him? That's hardly superhero'dly of him. And note that he let Robin die at least once. [QUOTE]-He has bad[size=2]as[/size]s weapons[/QUOTE] The fact that he needs weapons means that he sucks. |
Batmans gay, I never really liked him.
Spider-mans been my fsv since I was almost born. Just got done watching SM2 an hour ago. |
batman doesnt even have a super power... like.. i could be batman, or even you <_<
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haha batmans outvoted <_<
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good :) go spiderman
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[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]He inherited his money from his father. What a slightly confuzzled sea lion.[/quote]
He's still rich? It's not like his Father made WayneEnterprises all by himself. [quote]He commands little boys to do his work for him? That's hardly superhero'dly of him. And note that he let Robin die at least once.[/quote] Yeah, I don't like Robin either. Not what the discussion is about though! [quote]The fact that he needs weapons means that he sucks.[/QUOTE] The fact that he can beat anybody means he's awesome. |
I'm just saying: Batman is a pimp.
Spiderman would win the fight, though. Superman just sucks. He's too powerful. What a fraud. -Gav |
Yeah Supermans a douche.
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