I'm starting to get greys in my beard now, which sucks.

[QUOTE=mathjic;17321040]I'm starting to get greys in my beard now, which sucks.[/QUOTE]

what are you ****ing seventy

[QUOTE=mathjic;17321040]I'm starting to get greys in my beard now, which sucks.[/QUOTE]

How old are you?

yeah [B]old man[/B]

[QUOTE=mathjic;17321040]I'm starting to get greys in my beard now, which sucks.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17321045]yeah [B]old man[/B][/QUOTE]

:lol:

i cant even grow a beard yet

nancy boy

[QUOTE=McP3000;17321050]i cant even grow a beard yet[/QUOTE]

thats cause you are a girl

and not spanish

hey now its not my fault

[i]my momma says im a late bloomer :3[/i]

I have to shave everyday but I would look horrible with facial hair.

almost 33 muther****ers......

a lame cooter more like it

lol

I'm 23 and can't grow a beard. I can grow a mo though bro ho.

actually they are more white than grey. Giving me the shits. Hook me up with some of that just for men stuff ADB. That'll sort it out.

If I'm still posting on sputnik by the time I'm 33 everyone has the permission to come to my house and stab me in the eye.

edit - if somebody has not done that already

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17321067]If I'm still posting on sputnik by the time I'm 33 everyone has the permission to come to my house and stab me in the back of the neck.[/QUOTE]

Dibs on this.

I'm going to post on the internet until I die

sputnik4life

adb is gonna have like 666 6666 post accounts by then

who has the highest amount anyway??

im stroking my beard right now. thinking of shaving it all off today or tomorrow though

"who has the highest amount anyway??"

Eliminator.

I'm stroking something else LOL

already had an intense jacking session today

I've got something for you to stroke

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17321076]already had an intense jacking session today[/QUOTE]

:lol:

elite jacking sesh, brah

yeah i generally have a wank first then i don't wash my hands then i stroke my beard to shape it

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17321076]already had an intense jacking session today[/QUOTE]

what is your best consecutive wank count. I've done five.

can i lick your beard rasputin

[QUOTE=mathjic;17321082]what is your best consecutive wank count. I've done five.[/QUOTE]

same

yes



i have a friend whose record is 16

but like 9 or 10 is normal for him, he's a horny little ****er

oh wait but that's in a day

[QUOTE=mathjic;17321072]who has the highest amount anyway??[/QUOTE]

Amit, maybe, but he's barely online these days.

I did 5 times once like when I was 17

I can never go more than once a day any more

my record is like 4 :/ damn your dicks must be rubber

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17321090]I did 5 times once like when I was 17

I can never go more than once a day any more[/QUOTE]

once a day? mad willpower, brah.

im surprised adb even has the capability to produce semen

figured God loved us more

i can't do more than 3 in a day

5 is unnecessary to say the least

but yeah nowadays i usually do it every other day or every 2 days

just smoked my very last bowl

im thinking about taking an internship at this radio station. If I were to sing up the deadline would probably be in a couple of days. I wonder if I'll actually get up and do it though.

[QUOTE=rasputin;17321088]yes



i have a friend whose record is 16

but like 9 or 10 is normal for him, he's a horny little ****er

oh wait but that's in a day[/QUOTE]

16??? **** he'd be jizzing blood by the end of that