so i was working a wedding last night and the v v drunk bridesmaid offered me her drunk 18 yr old daughter :lol:

and you hit it right

nah she wasnt my cup of tea

should've hit it for the story

thank you, Malcolm, you have proven my pint

been having explosive, debilitating diarrhea all day. Someone sympathize with me.

well i was working and she was ugly. The mum was hotter

peace nigs im going to go see a movie

should've hit the girl with your fist for the story

lol

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17086786]im pretty psyched, gonna be jamming with the cool guitarist from my old band, as well as two other really good friends tonight.

[url]www.myspace.com/eltontronpa[/url]

guitarist from this is one of the kids, so the mix of styles should be sweet.[/QUOTE]

so i ended up just jamming with my best friend, drums (him) and bass (me) only, because the other two kids bitched out.

it was cool though, it sounded like a really sloppy simpler version of amon amarth.

a bit disappointed, but i love the kids too much to actually care.

Hey Mappy accept my facebook friend request.

I don't feel like logging into facebook right now, but i will.

Cool. I added you so we can discuss colab possibilities.

aight, sounds siqq.

and goddamn i am ****ed up right now.

on?

Arbor Mist

haha

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17087184]on?[/QUOTE]

percocet + vicodin + marijuana + natura (red wine)

high alcohol content too :>

There's no sugar in pixie-sticks.

im waiting for all the shitty bands to play before i go to see the slightly less shittier toxic holocaust

sounds fun

Mmh. I'm just going for the pit though 'cause I haven't vented my aggression in a while, and I'm due.

lololololol

yum penne rosa is so good

Does anyone else think Machine Head are sh[I]it[/I]?

i do

they wrote one good song in the mid nineties

[QUOTE=Aaron;17087674]Does anyone else think Machine Head are sh[I]it[/I]?[/QUOTE]

i do

i never liked em much even when they released that album after the burning red everyone was like wow saviours of metal or something

saviours of fag bogan music maybe

yeah yeah yeah

yeah boy

let freedom ring with a shotgun blast

Its sad when the lost prophets cover your song and make it sound better

through the ashes of empires yeah

not everyone just people I know lol

sup lod

[QUOTE=Wish;17087901][I]Through the Ashes of Empires[/I] maybe.[/QUOTE]

This is the only quasi tolerable album of theirs. I don't even really like the new one.


Oh and "mornin folks!"

sup man were u that dude on the news selling drugs to prisoners

Yes it was me. Gotta make that paper!

[QUOTE=Aaron;17087674]Does anyone else think Machine Head are sh[I]it[/I]?[/QUOTE]

Yes. I can't understand what people find so cool about their uninteresting and ordinary sound.

They're the epitome of Butt Metal.