I had sex with my dealer once. LOL jk my gf sold weed a couple times and I boinked her.

why would you hit a woman with a whack a mole paddle

They need to be kept in line.

a hot vietnamese girl that sometimes deals wtf why arent there more of these

copz nigguh

weed AND sex. Win & Win.

I know a couple Vietnamese girls.

One is kinda cute.

vietnamese girls are either not cute at all or like really really really cute.

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17320610]he flipped out the one time when he caught[/QUOTE]

lol

what did he do

was there a twardzik family meeting/beatdown

Her sister is really ****ing hot but she's like 30 something and has 2 kids.

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17320610]lol i used to steal so much bud from my brother when he sold

he flipped out the one time when he caught[/QUOTE]
lol my brother didn't even say anything when he caught me

he just texted me saying hey give it back imma tell mom.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17320628]Her sister is really ****ing hot but she's like 30 something and has 2 kids.[/QUOTE]

makes er hott er

molest her kids while you **** her

gentlemen please!

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17320628]Her sister is really ****ing hot but she's like 30 something and has 2 kids.[/QUOTE]

thats extra hott, coz you [I]know[/I] she does it (at least twice neways)

imagine all the kids she slurped up before she let those ones in

lol great post. I'm gonna have to use that one day

[QUOTE=mathjic;17320623]weed AND sex. Win & Win.[/QUOTE]

The weed would be great but the sex would be weird because you'd have to angle it kind of strange because they have sideways snatches.

edit - that and you couldn't look directly at them because of the whole slanty eye thing

[QUOTE=easylee;17320660]imagine all the kids she slurped up before she let those ones in[/QUOTE]

well said sir

yo bros

what it do?

[QUOTE]Who even tries to get high off of Zoloft or [B]Aderall[/B]?[/QUOTE]

Uhh... Aderall is a very, very popular prescription drug to get high off of, and for very good reason. It pretty much makes you feel like superman for 4 hours.

I jus liek 2 chill so I liek downerz

uppers are usually pretty chill too, just in a different way

Well ever since I stopped smokin crak I don't like uppers much anymore.

I wonder, if you took a regular-sized downer, with an equal-sized upper, would you end up a) the same b) directly in the middle or b) would your head explode?

@ justin:fair enough

i still wanna try crack lol

@emh: 1) You're so ****ing stupid shut up already
2) it's called speedballing many people including chris farley died from it it's the best feeling in the world

i'm guessing the head exploding thing is the most likely

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17320872]I wonder, if you took a regular-sized downer, with an equal-sized upper, would you end up a) the same b) directly in the middle or b) would your head explode?[/QUOTE]

emh post

wamp wamp

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17320873]@ justin:fair enough

i still wanna try crack lol

@emh: 1) You're so ****ing stupid shut up already
2) it's called speedballing many people including chris farley died from it it's the best feeling in the world[/QUOTE]

Dude, don't. Seriously.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17320873]
@emh: 1) You're so ****ing stupid shut up already
[/QUOTE]


Angry homo!

[QUOTE=Angmar;17320885]Angry homo![/QUOTE]

goddammit i'm not angry and i'm only half homo

made a checking account today, i feel pretty growed up.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17320873]@emh: 1) You're so ****ing stupid shut up already
[/QUOTE]

jesus ****ing christ it was a joke

everyone's riding my [I]a[/I]ss tonight

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17320891]goddammit i'm not angry and i'm only half homo[/QUOTE]

lol pick a ****ing side

EDIT @ EMH: I'll ride yo balls :naughty:

Yo Austin you know how much shipping the Kantele is gonna cost?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17320883]Dude, don't. Seriously.[/QUOTE]What's wrong with crack?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17320896]lol pick a ****ing side

EDIT @ EMH: I'll ride yo balls :naughty:[/QUOTE]

i did pick a side it's called ****ing every human without a unibrow or backhair

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17320902]What's wrong with crack?[/QUOTE]

lol dude, it's ****ing crack. I really shouldn't need to say more than that.