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[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]Yeah, but why? Why would someone want to ingest crap flavoured like that?[/QUOTE]
Because they are supporting Harry Potter. Duh. |
[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Where the hell do you buy jellybeans, freak?[/QUOTE]
The Harry Pothead jelly bellies. |
I bet you guys read those books and watch the movies. And have the dolls.
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HEY!!!
Doll - singular I don't have multiple. What, do you think I'm some kind of freak? |
I've never read that book, or seen one movie. Just had the crappy jelly beans.
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[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]HEY!!!
Doll - singular I don't have multiple. What, do you think I'm some kind of freak?[/QUOTE] Nah, just a fagass. |
Oh......
I guess I'll work on it |
Tell us, what was it like back in Africa?
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Back in 1991, we had a grand old time. *Click* *click* *cliiiick* was our leader at the time and he [I]always[/I] told the BEST stories. This man was hilarious! He once told this story about a little lemur that ran away to America. His name was...Zaboomafoo, if memory serves me correct. Ah yes, Zaboomafoo. That was definitely it. This little guy always got into trouble, stealing snacks from the white children. There was just something about those less-pigmented kids that really set him off. Like a tea kettle, howling away, while the dog barks and the baby cries. The baby cries for milk. But the mother has no milk. For the mother cannot lactate. Her mammory glands are a like a dried up well of nothingness. The baby reaches for something to grasp, for it needs sustenance. The giraffe brings him a leaf. A Eucalyptus leaf. That is what The Great Koala taught his people to eat in the Sacred City. They ate it, and it was good.
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Well, there were giraffes and wildebeasts and they roamed the lands freely. We all lived in huts that we made ourselves. Something made our skin look a little darker over there too. I think it was our tribal clothing. Most of the really hardcore kids over there gauged their chins with bones. Not this stupid new **** with your ears. Then all the males would go to a training camp at 15 or 16, I don't remember exactly. There they trained to be men, learned Mandinka warrior skillz, and got circumsized. Then they were released back into the village for starting a family. But first their grandmothers beat them and made them make drums for their younger brothers. Then the white men chased the Africans down and took OJ Simpsons daughter to boot!
So all in all life was a breeze. I hope some of you have seen Roots. |
[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]I hope some of you have seen Roots.[/QUOTE]
My name is Kunte Kintay. YOUR NAME IS TOBE! *Whip!* |
I was really disappointed and went emo when he gave in to TOBE
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I just laughed my white a[SIZE=2]ss[/SIZE] off.
/is listening to some good old clichemo |
Jellybeans > you
The Jelly Belly factory is only 15 minutes from here, the tour is great, and you get free jelylbeans, |
Jelly beans are gross.
The Hershey Factory is like 2 hours away, and you get free chocolate after the tour. Which is WAY better than that crap. |
The funniest part of that movie is when Tom Moore says to Chicken George:
"Geeeooorge!!! You is my nigga!!" |
I can't remember that movie enough for that. All I remember is the TOBE part.
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well i'm back
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but im out, later all!!
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*shakes fist*
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Bai nigga
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The late nite punx!
OI! |
I'm at 1 AM! Shannon is 2 AM, she is teh most latest nite puNX.
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I'm... uh... 11:04. It's not really that late...
Screw you guys. |
Hahahaha. You are un-late nite punX
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[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]I'm at 1 AM! Shannon is 2 AM, she is teh most latest nite puNX.[/QUOTE]
East Coast 4 lyfe!!!!! I don't like staying up late, it just happens. |
[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]I'm at 1 AM![/QUOTE]
w00t w00t! Central Time Zone PunX! |
[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]Hahahaha. You are un-late nite punX[/QUOTE]
I will show you... Watch as i move further east than you. |
[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]w00t w00t!
Central Time Zone PunX![/QUOTE] You got it! But you're probably somewhere cooler in the central time zone. :upset: |
Un-late punX!
It's only 11 here. |
Probably.
Texas > Wyoming. Or is it Montana? |
South Dakota :upset: :upset: :upset:
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[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Un-late punX!
It's only 11 here.[/QUOTE] oi oi oi Watch as we do a trick. |
[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]South Dakota :upset: :upset: :upset:[/QUOTE]
OH, well nevermind then.... |
Hahaha, yeah... :(
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Liar, you live in Africa.
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Yeah well..... Yeah....
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And last time i checked, there was no south dakota in Africa. I think you have some explaining to do...
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South Dakota is the slave name for Cairo
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I best be on my way, I have some picking of cotton to do tomorrow.
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