What did he mean by typing out the morse code?

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[SIZE=1]The newsletter is up.[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]You guys are going to be dissapointed. :upset: It's seriously nothing.



/pwned. :(

I don't even remember what i messaged him about, but I think I was conspicuosly hinting about how we knew what <insert morse code here> was about. :-/ I wasn't even negative, though! What should I say to him back?

Oh, and what do you make of the title?[/QUOTE]


Hey Adam messaged you that is good enough for me.

Pwned by Adam Jones! :lol: :lol: :lol:

omgomfsd;lkadfj;asdlkfj


THEY"RE ****ING OPPOSITES!

woooooooooooooooooooah

I just messaged him about it.
I'm about to get pwned too.

:upset:

Hmm.

Hey Guys, The Fracking August Newsletter Is Up, Go Look At It Now!!!!!!!!!

I knew that.
I want to hear L.K. so bad.

Hey posted about the 'radio song', and he dubbed it **, maybe the song is two letters long.

I read it already.

As usual, no big revelations.

[QUOTE=BlindWriting]I read it already.

As usual, no big revelations.[/QUOTE]

Sigh. Nothing big, as always.

Did you read MY post? Biggest Tool revelation in months, I reckon!!

You just might be right about that.

Well if anyone interested I just done a Neurosis review

[URL=http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=3367&genreid=15]Souls At Zero[/URL]

That newsletter was alright, the picture of their board was awesome.

METAL X 4

What does opposite have to do with anything?

There have been numerous rumors about the new album involving opposite pairs.

Plus, this rumor ties in with my Tool=Pagan theory, as opposites are considered sacred. :p

Like the whole Light is to Dark as blah is to blah thing.

Well I feel like I waited a long time for absolutely nothing.
That bit about the new Maynard vocals was awesome, but then they went onto say that they weren't using them. So nothing is learned.

Godd[font=]a[/font]mnit.

Alright seeing as how Dr.Jackdestructo has gotten all this new Tool info and whatnot, i find it to be a good time to reveal a few things. Thirteenthstep and I were bored as hell during summer a month or two ago, and we had met the pervious year in the tool thread, etc. So I thought we'd prank some tool fans, just get them excited see what happens, though i truly doubted anyone would believe me if I just went in the forum after a year and was like I GOT NEW TOOL NEWS BLAH BLAH. Tool fans are smart. So i thought i'd pick up this Morse Code controversy, and see if i could somehow convince the people in this thread that it was a release date. yeah im an a.sshole i know, im sorry. bored kills. anyways. so i was talking to him, and that was when i made that post that i knew blair and had new info and to IM me. once i got some IMs i made up s.hit about album themes, liike light and dark, astronomy and whatnot. hell i don't even remember, its been a while. so Thirteenthstep made this ( i have no f.ucking idea how, it still puzzles the hell out of me) ***-**--*-- = original symbol
Take the first 6 characters, because generally in a date there are 6 characters, for example (09/25/05)

***-**
There are 5 stars altogether, each with 5 points.
The first 3 stars, if multiplied by their points (3 x 5) would be 15.
The second set of stars, then multiplied by their points (2 x 5) would be 10.
This adds up to the 25th, the day of the last quarters of the moon, but Sundays are generally not days for a CD to be released.
Therefore the line, which is one by one persay, would simply be 1 and when added to the others would be 26, Monday.


--*--
The second 5 characters are the month.
Once again the star rule applies, 1 star multiplied by its 5 points would be 5.
When added to the four lines, this makes the ninth month, September, whose day the 25th is the last quarter of the moon.

Blair also affirmed this date, and added he could not make the information obvious at all to his fans, therefore he made it almost impossible, especially by putting the day before the month.


yeah so all that was made up. sorry guys. but it just worked sooo well. and then the whole the next day being national tool day, and the MJK website update, and the updates and toolband and s.hit. it was beginning to get creepy. because all this wasj ust made up, none of it is true. its kind of brilliant in a way, but mean/as.sholeish as well. yeah sorry guys. i bet i'll get banned or some s.hit. so yeah i don't really know blair, and sept. 25th is not a release date, its just a random date i pulled out of my a.ss, that Thirteenthstep fit into the morse code amazingly. also i had told everyone not to tell, so if you look back you'll see that it was Thirteenthstep who spilled the beans, that was planned. it was intended for him to "accidentally" say everything i told him, so as to cause chaos/discussion/suspicion or whatever in the thread. so yeah. i guess we've had out fun. sorry to disappoint, i really am. so yeah thats the truth. img onna get flamed for this.

That vocal style thing they spoke of sounded weird... I want at least SOME classic Maynard... but yeah they said their not using em anyway.

F[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]ck

[QUOTE=deadohiosky9]...[/QUOTE]
My oh my.

[QUOTE=deadohiosky9]Alright seeing as how Dr.Jackdestructo has gotten all this new Tool info and whatnot, i find it to be a good time to reveal a few things. Thirteenthstep and I were bored as hell during summer a month or two ago, and we had met the pervious year in the tool thread, etc. So I thought we'd prank some tool fans, just get them excited see what happens, though i truly doubted anyone would believe me if I just went in the forum after a year and was like I GOT NEW TOOL NEWS BLAH BLAH. Tool fans are smart. So i thought i'd pick up this Morse Code controversy, and see if i could somehow convince the people in this thread that it was a release date. yeah im an a.sshole i know, im sorry. bored kills. anyways. so i was talking to him, and that was when i made that post that i knew blair and had new info and to IM me. once i got some IMs i made up s.hit about album themes, liike light and dark, astronomy and whatnot. hell i don't even remember, its been a while. so Thirteenthstep made this ( i have no f.ucking idea how, it still puzzles the hell out of me) ***-**--*-- = original symbol
Take the first 6 characters, because generally in a date there are 6 characters, for example (09/25/05)

***-**
There are 5 stars altogether, each with 5 points.
The first 3 stars, if multiplied by their points (3 x 5) would be 15.
The second set of stars, then multiplied by their points (2 x 5) would be 10.
This adds up to the 25th, the day of the last quarters of the moon, but Sundays are generally not days for a CD to be released.
Therefore the line, which is one by one persay, would simply be 1 and when added to the others would be 26, Monday.


--*--
The second 5 characters are the month.
Once again the star rule applies, 1 star multiplied by its 5 points would be 5.
When added to the four lines, this makes the ninth month, September, whose day the 25th is the last quarter of the moon.

Blair also affirmed this date, and added he could not make the information obvious at all to his fans, therefore he made it almost impossible, especially by putting the day before the month.


yeah so all that was made up. sorry guys. but it just worked sooo well. and then the whole the next day being national tool day, and the MJK website update, and the updates and toolband and s.hit. it was beginning to get creepy. because all this wasj ust made up, none of it is true. its kind of brilliant in a way, but mean/as.sholeish as well. yeah sorry guys. i bet i'll get banned or some s.hit. so yeah i don't really know blair, and sept. 25th is not a release date, its just a random date i pulled out of my a.ss, that Thirteenthstep fit into the morse code amazingly. also i had told everyone not to tell, so if you look back you'll see that it was Thirteenthstep who spilled the beans, that was planned. it was intended for him to "accidentally" say everything i told him, so as to cause chaos/discussion/suspicion or whatever in the thread. so yeah. i guess we've had out fun. sorry to disappoint, i really am. so yeah thats the truth. img onna get flamed for this.[/QUOTE]
Dick.

Can someone link/copy paste the newsletter? I can never find this stuff. :upset:


DOS9- Utterly brilliant.

You do understand we are going to unleash the almighty power of Ple[I]x[/I]i on you, as we are the Apocalypse Dudes.

[QUOTE=deadohiosky9]Alright seeing as how Dr.Jackdestructo has gotten all this new Tool info and whatnot, i find it to be a good time to reveal a few things. Thirteenthstep and I were bored as hell during summer a month or two ago, and we had met the pervious year in the tool thread, etc. So I thought we'd prank some tool fans, just get them excited see what happens, though i truly doubted anyone would believe me if I just went in the forum after a year and was like I GOT NEW TOOL NEWS BLAH BLAH. Tool fans are smart. So i thought i'd pick up this Morse Code controversy, and see if i could somehow convince the people in this thread that it was a release date. yeah im an a.sshole i know, im sorry. bored kills. anyways. so i was talking to him, and that was when i made that post that i knew blair and had new info and to IM me. once i got some IMs i made up s.hit about album themes, liike light and dark, astronomy and whatnot. hell i don't even remember, its been a while. so Thirteenthstep made this ( i have no f.ucking idea how, it still puzzles the hell out of me) ***-**--*-- = original symbol
Take the first 6 characters, because generally in a date there are 6 characters, for example (09/25/05)

***-**
There are 5 stars altogether, each with 5 points.
The first 3 stars, if multiplied by their points (3 x 5) would be 15.
The second set of stars, then multiplied by their points (2 x 5) would be 10.
This adds up to the 25th, the day of the last quarters of the moon, but Sundays are generally not days for a CD to be released.
Therefore the line, which is one by one persay, would simply be 1 and when added to the others would be 26, Monday.


--*--
The second 5 characters are the month.
Once again the star rule applies, 1 star multiplied by its 5 points would be 5.
When added to the four lines, this makes the ninth month, September, whose day the 25th is the last quarter of the moon.

Blair also affirmed this date, and added he could not make the information obvious at all to his fans, therefore he made it almost impossible, especially by putting the day before the month.


yeah so all that was made up. sorry guys. but it just worked sooo well. and then the whole the next day being national tool day, and the MJK website update, and the updates and toolband and s.hit. it was beginning to get creepy. because all this wasj ust made up, none of it is true. its kind of brilliant in a way, but mean/as.sholeish as well. yeah sorry guys. i bet i'll get banned or some s.hit. so yeah i don't really know blair, and sept. 25th is not a release date, its just a random date i pulled out of my a.ss, that Thirteenthstep fit into the morse code amazingly. also i had told everyone not to tell, so if you look back you'll see that it was Thirteenthstep who spilled the beans, that was planned. it was intended for him to "accidentally" say everything i told him, so as to cause chaos/discussion/suspicion or whatever in the thread. so yeah. i guess we've had out fun. sorry to disappoint, i really am. so yeah thats the truth. img onna get flamed for this.[/QUOTE]


Seriously that is just being a dickhead.

...Who is that guy? I don't think I've seen him before...

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Can someone link/copy paste the newsletter? I can never find this stuff. :upset:[/QUOTE]
When you get onto the main Tool page, click the "News" button, even though you're already there, and you will see options for "News", "Newsletter", and "15 Mintutes".