Yeah, I dunno how they're going to make any money from it to be honest.

What should I check out from them? All I've heard is stuff on myspace/youtube.

Dunno really, haven't listened to them much really. Didn't catch my ear really. They are good live apparently.

Picked up Sunn o)))'s [I]Oracle[/I] on 12". Saw the new David Wain movie, The Ten, f[size=2]u[/size]cking ruled. Anyone else seen the preview for No End In Sight?

I leave for school in 5 hours.

[QUOTE=DFelon204409;15152208]What did the Brenoritvrezorkre say to the Nèvgzérýa???

Goatvomit[/QUOTE]

The guys in that band made up their own language. Multiple bands in the LLN use that made up language.

Justin, it just now occurred to me how well your username fits you.

That was the point, bro.

[QUOTE=br3ad_man;15151985]Yeah, I dunno how they're going to make any money from it to be honest.

What should I check out from them? All I've heard is stuff on myspace/youtube.[/QUOTE]

La Fine Non E La Fine

Hit me up on aim if u need it.

Chris showed me no end in sight, its ****ing nuts.

Do any of you fellas get down to Left For Dead?

A Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever Fingered
By Michael Ian Black


Dear Emily,

Hi! How are you? I hope this letter finds you well. I don't know if you remember me or not, but I'm the guy who fingered you at sleepaway camp.

Anyway, I was just thinking about that, so I thought I would write and see how everything turned out with you.

Your Friend (kind of),

Michael Ian Black




Dear Emily,

After not getting a response, I have become very worried that my last letter somehow offended you. Confused, I reread what I wrote several times, and finally came to the conclusion that, if you were offended, it was probably the part about fingering you that did it.

If so, I am very sorry. Not about fingering you (which was great), but about referring to it so candidly after not communicating with you in over 20 years. So, I'm sorry. In the future, if I refer to fingering you at all, I will try to be a little more discreet.

Very Sorry,

Michael Ian Black




Dear Emily,

Hi, it's me again (the guy who f-ed you). Still haven't heard back from you. Is everything okay between us?

Write Back,

Michael Ian Black

P.S. That's a rhyme - "Write Back/Michael Ian Black" LOL!








Dear Emily,

Oh my God! I just realized that when I said I "f-ed you" in my last letter, that easily could be read as "****ed you." God forbid your husband or lover (lesbian?) should read that! If that person IS reading THIS letter, I did NOT **** your wife/lover. I just fingered her. I was just trying to be discreet about referencing it, which is why I used the initial "f" for "fingering." Total brain fart!

Please tell Emily to write me back. Or Emily, if you are the one reading this, sorry about calling you a lesbian in the previous paragraph (unless you actually ARE a lesbian, in which case I am TOTALLY cool with that) Did my fingering you turn you gay? I hope not.

Sorry Again,

Michael Ian Black



Dear Emily,

Still no word from you. I feel like maybe we got off on the wrong foot right from the get-go, and I'd like to try to make it up to you.

Let me start over, and if you still don't want to write back, I will definitely understand.

(Starting over):

Dear Emily,

Hi! How are you? This is Michael Ian Black. We went to camp together a long time ago. In fact, we kind of "dated" one summer. Pretty funny, huh? I don't know if you remember me or not, but I definitely remember you. In fact, I have many fond memories of walking around the lake with you, playing knock hockey with you in the canteen, and also finger popping you.

The truth is, you were the first girl I ever fingered, and I still think about it all the time. Please take that as the compliment that it is intended to be, and not as anything "weird" or "creepy."

(Believe me, I could easily see how receiving a letter from a 35-year-old man reminiscing about fingering a 13-year-old girl could be construed as inappropriate. It was DEFINITELY not intended that way)

Anyway, if you get a moment, I'd love to hear all about your life. Do you like dogs?

Your Friend,

Michael Ian Black




Dear Emily,

It's starting to become clear to me that you have no intention of writing back. At first I thought it was because you were shy, and didn't know what to say in your letters, which is why I ended the last one with a question designed to being a dialogue ("Do you like dogs?").

However, now I'm beginning to think you just don't want to communicate. Maybe you told your husband that HE was the first guy who ever fingered you, and these letters are a painful reminder of the lie you are living.

If that's the case, I DEFINITELY understand. I was once in similar position with a girl who wanted to put something (a small jar of martini olives) up my ***. Of course, I told her she was the first. But believe me when I tell you, she was FAR from the first.

I lost touch with that girl a long time ago, but if she were to write to me today, I think I would at least have the courtesy to write her back.

I hope you die.

Michael Ian Black

P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

thats fcking weird hahah.

I'm too high to read that right now.

I'd believe it.

You best believe it, son.

Doesn't matter, Justin likes fingering butt holes so he wouldn't find it funny.

rofl

what fugazi is worthwhile?

I'd say all of it is good on some level, but I think the best are [i]13 Songs[/i], [i]Red Medicine[/i], and [i]The Argument[/i].

I like [I]In On the Kill Taker[/I] best.

What I've heard from 13 songs and what I've heard from the argument sound completely different. Were they punkier before?

Yes. [I]13 Songs [/I]is probably the record closest to straight punk or hardcore or what have you.

How does Envy's "all the footprints..." hold up to a dead sinking story?

Holds up well, that album is good. A lot more chaotic in a sense.

Thats good. I like chaotic.

Michael Ian Black is so awesome.

It was one of those humid summer nights that Maryville, Tennessee was known for. Ben quietly sauntered up the stairs and into his room after a long day of intense practice with Mike Kelso, his metalcore band. They had a show with Death Falls In Drops and xKillxThexCaptainx coming up and their practices were getting more frequent. As he approached his room, he heard something stirring within. Apprehensively, he opened the door. What he saw inside greatly surprised and excited him down under. It was none other than Ash, the great destroyer, laying down in Ben's bed with his legs over his head, jacking off into his own mouth. Immediately, Ben felt a rush go through his entire body as his c[size=2]o[/size]ck grew rock hard. He looked slyly at Ash's garguatuan body and said, "You want me to help with that baby?" Ash got a throbbing erection and said, "Oh yeah I'd like that. Just hop right on honey."

Ben giggled softly as he slipped off his camo shorts and eagerly ripped off his Ringworm wifebeater, exposing his man breasts and erect p[size=2]e[/size]nis. He licked his lips and began fingering his as[size=2]s[/size]hole. His penis was surrounded by a mound of hair equal to that of the beard that now encompassed his 16 year old chin and neck. Ben looked old for his age and he had managed to score with older guys at the gay bar many a time. Ash caressed his mounds of pale fat and smiled as Ben sat down upon his p[size=2]e[/size]nis. He quickly muttered, "watch out for my gout" as Ben interlocked their legs but mid-sentence he threw his head back in sheer delight as Ben started riding Ash's pe[size=2]n[/size]is, which he had lubed up with a combination of crisco (one of his favorite midnight snacks) and the urine and blood of a nine year old girl he had killed earlier. Ben was really starting to enjoy the feeling of Ash's rock hard co[size=2]c[/size]k inside his a[size=2]s[/size]shole, he began to grunt.

Ash threw his head back, closed his eyes, and said, "Ohhh yeah keep riding thaattt". Ben smiled as Ash started rubbing his large nipples and cupping his balls. "You want me to stroke those?" whispered Ash in Ben's ear. "Oh yeah baby stroke them all you want." Ash began to stroke Ben's balls as Ben began to sweat from f[size=2]u[/size]cking Ash so hard. Ash was starting to feel the moist sweat on Ben's hairy balls and was becoming increasingly turned on by it and Ben's loud grunting. Ben finally pulled out and squirted on Ash's chest while Ash licked Ben's balls up and down with his tongue, enjoying the taste of the sweat on Ben's hairy testicles. Ben immediately vomited all over Ash's chest, which gave Ash a large erection, causing him to s[size=2]hi[/size]t himself everywhere.

Hahahahahahhahahhhahahahahahahah Omfg Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha

I loled at "watch out for my gout".

[QUOTE]causing him to **** himself everywhere.[/quote]

Loller.

[QUOTE=cobert;15136910]Everyone has that shirt but me.

I saw a Crass shirt in Hot Topic the other day. LOL.[/QUOTE]

I feel like I should rant about this...

Also why were you in a Hot Topic?

...

I just saw that sh[size="2"]i[/size]t above...


I miss Neeshee and Chris. Also Chris, I'm 17, and I have to shave now.

In other related news, (bringing up Ash brings this up) I f[size="2"]u[/size]cked a fat chick the other night. Bad decision.

LOL, the regretful fatty-f[I]u[/I]ck. I feel for you, bro.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;15157512]I feel like I should rant about this...

Also why were you in a Hot Topic?[/QUOTE]

Every once in a while I stop in to see if they have any shirts but they never do so whatever.

Ah word.

What design was the Crass shirt?

Their cross type logo thing.

Word, I'm really sort of curious which of the members of that band decided to liscense out the design to a tshirt company who sells through Hot Topic.

maybe they dont own the rights to their name

That's what I was thinking.