This one was an office junior job...(boring) at a Computer advise branch of a company. They give advice to the other areas of their compnay, as well as their various partners. The job involves me giving out basic advice to real life n00bs, while learning more technical things (sever matinence, hardware/software tinkering).

The test they gave me was horrible though. From questions like 'What email package comes with Windows', to 'What job does a 'switch' in a network carry out?', then the killer 'What does ADST stand for and for what purpose does it apply to?'

Hopefully, that was just as a guideline.

Well, I still wish you luck and job-snagging.

I think you might appreciate [url=http://www.jetstreamgames.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=58925]this here link.[/url] If I know you like I think I do, you'll find this funny.

The firs tone was poste don mx, that was funny.

Nazgul d/c
Nazgul d/c
Nazgul d/c
Nazgul d/c

Aragon: I pwn j00
Frodo: Heal plz

Lets see when the third appears

I don't suppose any of you like snooker, do you.

Butler does. He doesnt come here

[QUOTE=Bartender]I don't suppose any of you like snooker, do you.[/QUOTE]
HELL YES!
:smoke:
Everyday off I've had this year I've went to play snooker, followed by golf.
I like watching it too, but to be honest, I prefer playing it.
Have you been watching it on BBC2 recently?

/Me was suprised with the Ali-O'Sullivan match... :eek:

(For the edit of postcount decreasing, I'm going to edit stuff into this post ;) )

[QUOTE=Bartender]I don't suppose any of you like snooker, do you.[/QUOTE]

Better playing it than watching. however, I havent played for ages, as i never have an opponent. (chickens)

[QUOTE=i_am_Jimmy_Page]
Have you been watching it on BBC2 recently?

/Me was suprised with the Ali-O'Sullivan match... :eek:
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I've been watching it quite a bit. I enjoy it far too much :-/

I like playing it as well, but I don't have that many opportunities to..actually, I'm really rather annoyed at my dad in that respect. See, he bought a new house, and because he was paying cash and was willing to pay right there and then (the guy who was selling was getting divorced, and so screwed over by his wife), the seller threw in the carpets, curtains, a big old television (well..it wouldn't have fit in the place he was moving to), a bar (ditto), and a full size snooker table. Pretty cool, yeah?

Well my dad's intent on remodelling the house, which is fair enough, as some bits of it were too small and crap. But he's sold the snooker table, and just completely gotten rid of the bar :( They were the two best parts :(

Dads. When will they learn?

Unless he's planning on putting some sort of alternative gentlemans club in there, that sucks.

Is there no snooker club near your home/uni area? I've not seen a place without one yet.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Dads. When will they learn?

Unless he's planning on putting some sort of alternative gentlemans club in there, that sucks.[/QUOTE]

I think he's planning on turning what was one of the living rooms into an exercise room, but that's all. The room that contained the snooker table is just gone, chopped up into three different bits - a smaller study/living room, a little porch/utility room bit, and one end of the kitchen. Where the bar was isn't even accessible any more, it's inside a wall which defines all these different rooms.

[QUOTE=AJIG]Is there no snooker club near your home/uni area? I've not seen a place without one yet.[/QUOTE]

Near home there's a pool club called Hustlers, but it's crap. I have to travel a fair way to get there, and it's always full (full of people I don't know/like, as well). Around uni, I've no idea. I haven't gotten that familiar with the city while I've been here.

My dad doesn't even own any pubs any more, so I can't play pool in there. So BBC2 it is, for now.

ATTENTION BEN:
[B][URL=http://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=13YFQXV1PYLGC2G4R4QW4XP27G]Napalm Death-Scum[/URL][/B]

Anyone else who wants it, feel free. :).

Goodbye everyone :wave:

[QUOTE=Bartender]Yeah, I've been watching it quite a bit. I enjoy it far too much :-/

I like playing it as well, but I don't have that many opportunities to..actually, I'm really rather annoyed at my dad in that respect. See, he bought a new house, and because he was paying cash and was willing to pay right there and then (the guy who was selling was getting divorced, and so screwed over by his wife), the seller threw in the carpets, curtains, a big old television (well..it wouldn't have fit in the place he was moving to), a bar (ditto), and a full size snooker table. Pretty cool, yeah?

Well my dad's intent on remodelling the house, which is fair enough, as some bits of it were too small and crap. But he's sold the snooker table, and just completely gotten rid of the bar :( They were the two best parts :([/QUOTE]

your dad sounds more like a mum.

[QUOTE=i_am_Jimmy_Page]ATTENTION BEN:
[B][URL=http://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=13YFQXV1PYLGC2G4R4QW4XP27G]Napalm Death-Scum[/URL][/B]

Anyone else who wants it, feel free. :).

Goodbye everyone :wave:[/QUOTE]

ATTN: You

Where's the credit for me sending you that song and NPFO?

You've linked them both, and lil 'ole Brum has sat here with no mention of being a nice guy :(

Dreadfully sorry old chap.

ATTENTION EVERYONE:
THANK LORD BRUM FOR SENDING ME THE NAPALM DEATH SONGS :).

:cool:?

Sweet :cool:

ah, napalm death, i remember them.

they did nazi punks f*uck off, amirite?

Yes they did, good song too.
Didn't expect you to have heard of them to be quite honest.

Nazi Punks is a cover, though (just in case moaner didn't know).

Yeah it's a Dead Kenedy song originally isn't it?
So yeah, a lot of people seem to like Napalm Death.
Tommorow, I might be coaxed into uploading a lot of their songs.
Would this be cool?

Yeah, DK song originally. And yes, that would be cool.

I only have Scum by them actually. I need more; what I've heard of their death metal stuff is excellent.

Yeah that's a cool song too, eh, I'll upload some stuff tommorow,
I mean like big lots of stuff, I'd do some now, only problem is I'll be off in a minute, and the upload mightn't have finnished.
Look forward to the tracks though eh :p.

I think Scum is kinda near the top of my Cd's to Buy list thats in my head.

I got it cheap in a sale a while ago. One of the few decent metal sales I've seen.

[QUOTE=IAJP]
Yeah that's a cool song too, eh, I'll upload some stuff tommorow,
I mean like big lots of stuff, I'd do some now, only problem is I'll be off in a minute, and the upload mightn't have finnished.
:p Look forward to the tracks though eh[/QUOTE]

Scum the album, I meant :) The song's one of the better ones on it though, yeah.

I'll probably be offline soon as well anyway. Early start tomorrow and all.

guys, i'll be your best friend(s) if ya'll crit my song plz? *makes puppy dog eyes*

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=334291[/url]

[QUOTE=Bartender]I got it cheap in a sale a while ago. One of the few decent metal sales I've seen.



Scum the album, I meant :) The song's one of the better ones on it though, yeah.

I'll probably be offline soon as well anyway. Early start tomorrow and all.[/QUOTE]

I saw it in Virgin for about £11, I might try and find it cheaper though.

Gur - I might do it tomorrow, for now I go and sleep.

G'night:wave:

ho hum

[QUOTE=GurS]guys, i'll be your best friend(s) if ya'll crit my song plz? *makes puppy dog eyes*

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=334291[/url][/QUOTE]

YOu've whored so much stuff recently Gur, whats going on?

er..... i'm turning into Jess?

[QUOTE=GurS]er..... i'm turning into Jess?[/QUOTE]

ZING



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Speaking of Zing, I hate passover/pesach. No chicken fillet tower burger for me from KFC :upset:

I take it that it means no meat then? KFC should be kosher by those standards

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]I take it that it means no meat then? KFC should be kosher by those standards[/QUOTE]

wha?

you're not allowed bread or bready things on passover. Including whisky :upset: or KFC, coz of A) buns, B) breaded chicken

Ah, my joke fayles then.

No buns eh? Bet the ladies are devastated

Hmmm, a UK thread.

N E Lincs is where i live, i think.......

How did you not know about this thread dan?

afternoon all :wave:

'Sup

I just ordered my tickets for WWE in June :thumb:
Are you going Brum?

Yar. I just woke up. Remember, I'm five hours behind you chaps. That would be pretty pathetic if I woke up at 3 in the afternoon.

I shoulda guessed you'd be into Wrestling, Adam, given your title/avatar. I've just never been that into Professional Wrestling. I did, however, participate in Collegiate Wrestling (Real Wrestling) in Middle and High School.

Wow, I was reading my webcomics today, and I got to AMD (squidi), and my eyes are still wide in shock. He not only had the subject of rape (or almost rape) come up, he had a character say: "She F***ING stabbed me! FIND that B***H! She went out the WINDOW! I'm bleeding! THAT F***ING C***!"

Yeah, Ben, I was pretty surprised. I didn't even see the "Caveat Emptor"/"viewer discretion" warning he posted above the comic.

Anyway, in other, relevant news, I rather have a paper to write. I just felt like bothering the Brits with random news and such. Blah, blah, blah.

/leaves.

[QUOTE=SpectrumGuitarist]I did, however, participate in Collegiate Wrestling (Real Wrestling) in Middle and High School.[/QUOTE]
All wrestling is real! They just dont get bruises in WWE because they have magic doctors

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy]All wrestling is real! They just dont get bruises in WWE because they have magic doctors[/QUOTE]
Best. Post. Ever.

That seriously made my day.