I puked on this girl's couch once like five years ago. That's the only thing I've regretted from a night out. I regret not making a move on this broad last night, but that has nothing to do with being drunk. In fact, had I not sobered up by the end of the night, I would have.

so you regret not getting drunk enough

that I can sympathize with

I regret sobering up, I'd say there's a difference. After the first band I was so drunk I basically sat motionless and sipping water for half an hour. But after two waters on the rocks, I was good to go. Long walks in the cold are sobering and unwelcoming.

just took a walk in the cold for beer

the handle on the side broke, i guess i was supposed to use two hands, but it's winnipeg so

anyways they were bottles so 4 broke now all my beer tastes like more beer

I sent a few drunk texts I regret lol

small amounts of liquor socially is a very wonderful experience

if it comes to partying and seeing who can chug alcohol and act stupid i will drink more than you and proceed to do things way too unusual to have possibly ever been done

this past new years eve i went to this dive bar and ran into my friends mom and she said she got a bunch of mangled texts saying i was drunkenly dancing with her mom to beyonce

read that back and it says you're dancing with a grandma

but you're a faggot so

i remember one time i was at a friend's house drinking malt liquor and next thing you know i was talking to a bunch of cops and telling them i was on heroin and afraid of the dark

after that the people who care about me explained that i should change my ways and find a positive outlook on life

[quote=BethanyLizard;18748450]i remember one time i was at a friend's house drinking malt liquor and next thing you know i was talking to a bunch of cops and telling them i was on heroin and afraid of the dark

after that the people who care about me explained that i should change my ways and find a positive outlook on life[/quote]
that must have worked out great,

the second part about accountability

[QUOTE=Deth;18748448]read that back and it says you're dancing with a grandma

but you're a faggot so[/QUOTE]

gotta get 'em before the menopause does

are you like elmer fudd but for periods

taking responsibility for my actions and getting my life together was fucking dope

now it's time for the slow retarded shit amirite

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;18748028]hmmm

it would almost seem like,

sam is slyly alluding to us, he enjoys intoxication from some other substance that isn't alcohol

but what could this mystery toxin possibly be?[/QUOTE]

If you really believe I'm lying you can watch me take my vicodin tomorrow on tiny chat. I can show you the bottle and the imprint of the pills so you can look them up. It's obvious you're just saying that to be obnoxious but if you really believe it come to tiny chat and I'll prove you wrong or shut the fuck up.

so that in tiny chat and not on mx fucker and watch what happens

lol

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18748776]If you really believe I'm lying you can watch me take my vicodin tomorrow on tiny chat. I can show you the bottle and the imprint of the pills so you can look them up. It's obvious you're just saying that to be obnoxious but if you really believe it come to tiny chat and I'll prove you wrong or shut the fuck up.[/QUOTE]

you forged the pills and the bottle prove me wrong

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18748785]so that in tiny chat and not on mx fucker and watch what happens[/QUOTE]

:lol:

you still gots it, kid

tiny chat with tronn revitalized my views on life

like there was really a time i thought he was trying to get illuminati to stalk me but no shit hes just a skinny alcoholic pedophile he means no harm

tronn rules

yeah he taught me everything i know about subliminal messaging and conspiracy theories

i never really got to experience him that much, saw him post every once in a while but I never got what you guys got from him.

kinda sounds like a creeeeeeeep

all the illuminati-themed religious bullshit ive been posting was just an homage to him except he was dead serious about it

that should give you a good idea

im pretty sure he just got raped in a van for 5 months straight or whatever

stop with the gimmick and be yourself alex

i stopped with the gimmicks like three months ago im actually constantly alternating between listening to black metal and thinking the occult is cool and weird moments where i want to talk about jesus and responsible behavior

past six months has been so much depraved bullshit i cant remember whats real lol

i'll try not to talk about the occult symbolism of jesus christ and fight club if it bothers people

[quote=(*The Noonward Race*);18749340]im pretty sure he just got raped in a van for 5 months straight or whatever[/quote]


lol :naughty:

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18749451]i stopped with the gimmicks like three months ago im actually constantly alternating between listening to black metal and thinking the occult is cool and weird moments where i want to talk about jesus and responsible behavior

past six months has been so much depraved bullshit i cant remember whats real lol

i'll try not to talk about the occult symbolism of jesus christ and fight club if it bothers people[/QUOTE]

implying that isnt more gimmicky than ever before

saying implying is just as much of a gimmick tbh

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18749618]implying that isnt more gimmicky than ever before[/QUOTE]

its not my fault you think my personality is gimmicky, im ten times worse in real life

lol

[img]http://i.imgur.com/8eC75.jpg[/img]

What in the fuck.

Were you drunk talking to the girlfriend or...?

fun with the gf last night yes

u jerkin it right there

is that what "fun" means

I will not disclose private activities with the missus now good day sir

aka "yes"

:p

i'm just a lonely guy who has a fetish for pretending to talk on the phone through motorcycle helmets

i'll make sure and add that one to the list