[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Inward singing man. They're only rocking you half the time!

/Jack Black
[/QUOTE]

Lawl @ School of Rock

[quote=FuryInArt]None of it hurts...death growls feel fine (if leaving me slightly hoarse afterwards), the Black metal groans feel equally fine and don't even leave me sounding throaty. Even my absolutely horrid attempts to scream in a medium-high/high voice don't hurt. I just get no volume or projection whatsoever and my tone is horrible.[/quote]

Even if you are slightly hoarse afterwards, that's a somewhat bad sign.. Try relaxing, opening your throat more, and don't push it......let it flow just as in clean singing... you will notice that even harsh, angry vocals (growls and screams)take no effort when singers such as Dimmu Borgir's frontman or Dani Filth (normal vocals) do it correctly........


Pay attention to European vocalists....ignore most American Vocalists(they have a bad habit of putting too much effort and emotion into it, and blowing thier voices out).

It took me a while to get where I wanted to be vocally (another reason why I cringe when I hear our demo).

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]

Pay attention to European vocalists....ignore most American Vocalists(they have a bad habit of putting too much effort and emotion into it, and blowing thier voices out).[/QUOTE]

cough matt heafy cough cough cough :p

[url]http://www.myspace.com/kriegpferddrache[/url]

Now that's bad screaming.

Enjoy, I did it wrong on purpose >:[

[quote=I'm Charming]cough matt heafy cough cough cough :p[/quote]

*cough* Corey Taylor *cough*

*sneeze* Jesse David Leach *sneeze*

*cough* me *cough*

What say you guys to our horrible 'black metal?'

OMFG I'M SO PISSED!!!

I just got back from Best Buy where I was going to get my ipod fixed or replaced. When I got it, they said the warranty covers everything, but they oh-so conveniently forgot to mention it didn't that it didn't cover WATER DAMAGE!!!! I went to a different guy after they told me they couldn't fix it and asked what the warranty covered. He said everything. I asked "Water damage?" He said "oh except that" with a blank look on his face.

WHY THE FU[SIZE="2"]CK[/SIZE] WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE THAT IT COVERS EVERYTHING WHEN IT CLEARLY DOESN"T COVER EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha^

It's not ****ing funny.

I spent 350 dollars of my own hard earned cash on that goddamn thing. I can't believe people can be that incompetent/dishonest.

[QUOTE=Moses]It's not ****ing funny.

I spent 350 dollars of my own hard earned cash on that goddamn thing. I can't believe people can be that incompetent/dishonest.[/QUOTE]

Same happened to me, except somebody smashed mine.

I wasn't laughing at your loss......I think it's hilarious that people/companies can be that retarded.

Why the **** would you spend 350 on an ipod? I bought mine for 50 and it works just fine.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Same happened to me, except somebody smashed mine.[/QUOTE]

So they don't have hammer damage covered, either? :mad: Ripoff.

[QUOTE=Moses] sort of long rant[/QUOTE]

I'm sure they would have said that if you came with any other damage. Ipods piss me off.

Np- Operation Ivy- Bankshot

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]So they don't have hammer damage covered, either? :mad: Ripoff.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, it was very irritating dude.

I got it for my birthday.

Somebody broke into my locker and smashed it.

That's immaturity right there imo.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]I wasn't laughing at your loss......I think it's hilarious that people/companies can be that retarded.

Why the **** would you spend 350 on an ipod? I bought mine for 50 and it works just fine.[/QUOTE]
You bought an iPod for $50?

O_o

I'm still in the prehistoric ages where I have my cd's and my cd player.

/goes out to kill dinosaur with club

/grunts

[quote=Apocalyptic Raids]You bought an iPod for $50?

O_o[/quote]

Pawn shop.........works great.....

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Hahaha, it was very irritating dude.

I got it for my birthday.

Somebody broke into my locker and smashed it.

That's immaturity right there imo.[/QUOTE]

If that's not immaturity I don't know what is. Maybe some girl who had a elementary school crush on you decided it would be cute to tear apart your locker - guess you haven't found the love message beneath the stack of debris yet. :p

NP: Suidakra - Pendragon's Fall

These guys are amazing; I might have to send an album to Oz for the Daily Upload.

How long do name changes usually take?

Whenever Jim gets around to it I suppose.

Mine only took a couple of days.

[QUOTE=guitrguy
]How long do name changes usually take?[/QUOTE]

I just got mine and it took a few days.

np- Operation Ivy- Missionary

38 years.

Hey has anyone downloaded Lhasa's album on the Daily Upload? Her voice is so sexy.

DO IT NOW!!!

I'm in a crappy mood today. Someone do something to make me laugh.

[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=TTwgNhX4BSo[/url]<---for Alex
I've been having a ****ty day too. The video shows how I felt at Best Buy today.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]I'm in a crappy mood today. Someone do something to make me laugh.[/QUOTE]

So there was this ninja, right? He's walking along in a harbor in the middle of the night, y'know, doing his sneaky ninja thing. All of a sudden, he hears a voice:

"Ahoy, who goes there?"

Being the stealthy ninja type that he is, he decided to go and talk to his arch-nemesis, the pirate. However, he doesn't know much english, so tries his best to communicate with his foe. Flapping his arms up and down wildly, he yells with a distinctly Asian accent:

"It's Godzilla!!!"

The pirate, alarmed by this claim, runs back to his ship and takes off into uncharted waters. The ninja, confused and lonely, crawls back into the shadows. However, the next day a gigantic reptile marches through the harbor and destroys everything, killing the ninja. It was supposedly looking for his mother, who he had heard call his name.

The day after, the pirate's ship comes back into port, except instead of the pirate exiting the ship, a large, blonde and burly viking with a braided beard (how's that for a helluva lot of B's) comes off the ship carrying the pirates head. He proceeds to pillage the already levelled city and rape the corpses littering the streets in his ancient Pagan "tr00 black metuhl!" traditions, before sailing off again. What's the moral of the story?

Ninjas and Pirates are n00bs. Go viking.

Sorry but mine was much better.

[QUOTE=Moses]Sorry but mine was much better.[/QUOTE]

I agree. I hadn't seen that with the translation before...

"I will tie you into knots?"

..Hysterical. Thanks for that, Moses - I'm going to catch some sleep now. :wave:

No problem. Nighty night. I'm gonna go read [I]Native Son[/I] by Richard Wright.

[QUOTE=Moses][url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=TTwgNhX4BSo[/url]<---for Alex
I've been having a ****ty day too. The video shows how I felt at Best Buy today.[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I admit, I tend to get pretty loud when I'm pissed off, but holy sh[size=3]i[/size]t, nothing like that. Reminds me of my younger brother back in elementary school before he learned to reign in his temper better.

I have to send this one to my family.

That video frightens me in a strange, twisted way.

That video is completely non-staged.

This is the world's greatest music video.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN4irN97yYw&eurl=[/url]

So there's a construction team, right? On this team, there's a Russian guy, a German guy, and an Chinese guy. The foreman tells them that they need some materials. He assigns the German guy to get bricks, the Russian guy to get concrete, and the Chinese guy was to get supplies. He comes back a couple hours later and the German guy has a pile of bricks and the Russian guy has bags of concrete but the Chinese guy is nowhere to be seen. Just as the foreman was about to ask where he was, the Chinese guy jumps out from a nearby wall and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

Ahhh racial jokes.

Haha I've never heard that one before. Btw Riva awesome avatar. I FINALLY saw the Quest for the Holy Grail on saturday.

<<<<hates rascist jokes.........

It's ok though because I'm asian.

That joke made me chuckle. There are little to no racist white jokes though.

I really don't think being ethnic yourself makes it okay, but that's just me....

<<<<is just itching to have neo-political debate with someone tonight.....

Yeah, it's not a big deal to me but I can see it being a problem for other people.

*Is too tired for debate. I hate politics anyway.

[QUOTE=PinkFreud]Yeah, it's not a big deal to me but I can see it being a problem for other people.[/QUOTE]

You should see my barber. Second generation Italian. One of his closest friends and frequent customers is second generation Irish. When those two get together, the ethnic jokes are out of control.

"How do you Irishmen know when to get up in the morning? The pubs open up."
"Why do you Italians always wear gold chains? So you know where to stop shaving."