mine or nates?

my taint:

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I want to lay down with a pretty lady in your taint hope you don't mind

that would be the best thing thats ever happend to me omgomoahnfao elts do it right nhow

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ron is shaving my taint hair on a leash while i eat huckleberries from a big wooden bowl how jealous are you emily on a scale of 9-10

sams a bro he just gets really riled up and confrontational

like that time he trolled one of my facebook statuses with like 30 comments because one of my ghetto friends commented something like "fo real what had happened playa?"

"brents a bro he's just really fuckin dumb and obnoxious"

started seeing my drug counselor today

hes like a an obvious hardcore punk guy tattooed all over his body and he laughed and was like fuck yeah dude you're crazy when i talked about drugs

this should be a more relaxed environment to handle things

dude its someone you can like relate to not like some guy in some suit or somethin

drug counselors are usual fifty year old guys with beards that you can tell were strung out as fuck a decade ago

sup bros

thinkin about orderin sum dominos

[I]on the internet[/I]

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18759171]drug counselors are usual fifty year old guys with beards that you can tell were strung out as fuck a decade ago[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, that's me in 30 years, minus strung out.

couldnt be a drug counselor because i like drugs and i dont like telling people how to live their lives

"have you done hallucinogens in the past 30 days"

"yeah"

"man i used to do some much shrooms and acid. i just tripped so hard one time i had to clean up my act"

lool

hahaha

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18759196]sup bros

thinkin about orderin sum dominos

[I]on the internet[/I][/QUOTE]

you gonna use the

[I][B][SIZE="4"]order tracker?[/SIZE][/B][/I]

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18759202]couldnt be a drug counselor because i like drugs and i dont like telling people how to live their lives[/QUOTE]

Helping people get over addictions isn't telling people how to live their lives.

I like getting high too, dude, but I definitely want to help people who have issues with addiction.

[QUOTE=illmitch;18759208]you gonna use the

[I][B][SIZE="4"]order tracker?[/SIZE][/B][/I][/QUOTE]

fuckin right son, i keeps track ov mah shiiiiiyet

EDIT @ mappu: idk i always got pissed when people told me to get help and stuff its like ill stop when i want to stop leave me alone fag

theres a metal one

its pretty badass

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18759211]EDIT @ mappu: idk i always got pissed when people told me to get help and stuff its like ill stop when i want to stop leave me alone fag[/QUOTE]

that's because you were addicted to heroin dude, people are notoriously irritable on opiates, and addicts have trouble coming to terms with the unhealthy aspects of their substance use

i'm damn proud of you for getting off that shit btw

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18759215]that's because you were addicted to heroin dude, people are notoriously irritable on opiates, and addicts have trouble coming to terms with the unhealthy aspects of their substance use

[B]i'm damn proud of you for getting off that shit btw[/B][/QUOTE]

but i mean even now being clear headed and stuff im still mad at the people who told me to get help

EDIT: aww mappu :)

Why though dude? They were (probably) just expressing concern.

IDK I've been around too many people I love ruining themselves with addiction, I just want to help people in their situations.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18759219]Why though dude? They were (probably) just expressing concern.

IDK I've been around too many people I love ruining themselves with addiction, I just want to help people in their situations.[/QUOTE]

its just like, i know what im doing i dont need people laying the guilt trip on me because it aint gonna work

i mean some people are really bad off and desperate on drugs

but i think people should understand even if you're doing really dangerous shit with drugs doesnt mean its a lifethreatening addiction

So you're stubborn? :p

i can be

im really stubborn about drugs

i know ive done a lot of stupid shit and hurt a lot of people but ive really cleaned up my act, i still got fucked up like everyday but i dont steal from people to support my habit and get so fucked up i dont know what im doing

I used to get pissed off at people when they told me I drink too much, then I had alcohol withdrawal and I was like JESUS FUCK.

lol