The last time I used a friend's spatula, I broke it. She was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

What would be even more hilarious is if we imagine that you guys are getting owned by the swear filter.

[QUOTE=Bartender]The last time I used a friend's spatula, I broke it. She was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.[/QUOTE]
You spatula.

NP:Liszt - Mephisto Waltz

Anyways I'm just browsing amazon, I feel like spending some money.

[QUOTE=metal guitar]You spatula.

NP:Liszt - Mephisto Waltz

Anyways I'm just browsing amazon, I feel like spending some money.[/QUOTE]

If you want to spend money, but not recieve anything, I can give you my address.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]If you want to spend money, but not recieve anything, I can give you my address.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but recieving is my main incentive to spend.

NP:Behemoth - Demigod

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]What would be even more hilarious is if we imagine that you guys are getting owned by the swear filter.[/QUOTE]
Oh my, that's the funniest thing I have heard today

On the topic of erotic: 4-ways makeouts featuring 3 beautiful chicks and me=great

Hi all. My weekend was great, and yours?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]On the topic of erotic: 4-ways makeouts featuring 3 beautiful chicks and me=great

Hi all. My weekend was great, and yours?[/QUOTE]

Did you have a mess to clean up when you awoke?

My weekend was pretty good. I am dreading University.

I got real plastered on both Friday and Saturday nights. It was good.

Saturday went from very disappointing and doing nothing at about 9:30 pm to good time at my friend's older brother's house.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]What would be even more hilarious is if we imagine that you guys are getting owned by the swear filter.[/QUOTE]

[quote=HeavyRiva, earlier]Some kind of base, primal urge that forces man to purchase soft-core animal photographsography?[/quote]

Don't worry, I get jokes. I just got a chuckle out of this as well.

[quote=Steerpike]/dishes story + roommates' lack of not doing them[/quote]

Man, it was like reading a journal entry I'd write.

Empathy level: 283048203482380402384.5

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Did you have a mess to clean up when you awoke?

My weekend was pretty good. I am dreading University.[/QUOTE]

Your avatar is far too big to be efficient.

I had 4 days of make up work to do today, so I know your feeling of dreading uni to a certain degree.

Lunch - I had planned on drinking on Friday, but someone found out about the party and told our school's administration, so that foiled our plans. :(

1 Blind Guardian 26
2 Dream Theater 23
3 Iron Maiden 15
4 Send More Paramedics 13
5 Edguy 12
6 Iced Earth 11
7 Gamma Ray 9
8 Dungeon 7
9 Cannibal Corpse 6
9 Autopsy 6


I rule

[QUOTE=Jom]Don't worry, I get jokes. I just got a chuckle out of this as well.[/QUOTE]

Pfft, the fact that Alex might have a friend with a metal arsehole is more amusing than any self pwning on my part.

[quote=Bartender]
Last time I used my friend's arsehole, I broke it. She was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.[/quote]

Huh? Huh?!

His housemate never cleans his a[SIZE="2"]ss[/SIZE]hole....

[color=gold][B][u]THISISATESTPOSTRETURNTOYOURSEATSCHILDREN[/B][/u][/color]

Ice skating is dangerous, the damage level/fall is high and the damage is inversely proportional to fun. In other words, the only way to have fun ice skating is to not stack it. The only way to ensure a stack free skate is to ban all those ****ing little kids

Hehe. I'm not one for ice-skating.

*waits for Jom to appear, so I can spring a pun of delightful heights and amusing lows.*

Oh, by the way you guys, I just finished tallying the first page of nominations.

Here's the top 15 so far.

[B]Band Name Nominations[/B]

Iron Maiden 16
Megadeth 11
Opeth 11
Blind Guardian 10
Slayer 10
Metallica 10
Nevermore 9
Symphony X 9
Black Sabbath 9
Children Of Bodom 8
Judas Priest 8
Death 7
Dream Theater 7
Anthrax 6
Pantera 6

Weekend was pretty good. I'm downloading a video for a new magic trick as we speak.

I'm typing out the script for my German video while trying to make it as obnoxious as humanly possible. this is going to rule as long as I don't have to be in it.

[QUOTE=Number one :D]Iron Maiden 16[/QUOTE]

Get in!

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I'm typing out the script for my German video while trying to make it as obnoxious as humanly possible. this is going to rule as long as I don't have to be in it.[/QUOTE]

Do tell.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Do tell.[/QUOTE]
The assignment is to make a 30-60 second commercial video advertising a product or service. We have to type up the script by tomarrow and include a cast, setting, list of props, and perfect translation for all the spoken dialogue. I chose to advertise pencils, since I'm just that kind of guy, but to make it interesting I'm going completely over the top. I'll be using some extremely obnoxious claims and sarcastic humor, as I always do.

No one will be able to resist my German pencils when I say they will be engulfed in the unholy hellfires of ink pens!

That would be great to see. If you can host the video somewhere, I'd watch it.

I'll see what I can do. I'm also thinking of writing a jingle for it and making a soundtrack with my guitar while screaming in German, so this should be a hell of a thing.

That sounds awesome

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]this should be a hell of a thing.[/QUOTE]

That's one of my favorite bits from Galazy Quest.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]That's one of my favorite bits from Galazy Quest.[/QUOTE]
:lol: That door's a little sticky, did you see that? I'll get one of my boys down here with a can of WD40.

Definitely the best character in that movie.

I haven't seen Galaxy Quest since it was in the theaters...all I remember was the dude with the fake alien head on. He was a real gem.

Started our National History Day project today...ubertr00 topic. Black Metal: Taking A Stand Against Christianity. :cool:

It's going to be rather over the top...the display is in the shape of a giant inverted cross (which we used before we put anything on it to take some black metal pics in the "woods" behind my friend's house), and, materials permitting, we're going to dress the part.

^ that's not gonna cause an uproar?

Only one way to find out, eh? :p

It's in the interest of furthering others's musical education, dammit! We're just trying to stay as true to the subject matter as possible.